A statistically significant alcohol test is when you pee greater than .05.
The drug to make statistics courses less painful? ANOVACaine.
The statistical likelihood of Garfield making friends follows a Nermal distribution.
Statistical data show that stool softeners like Metamucil follow a log-normal distribution.
Calling someone average is mean, which is sadistically significant. It may seem alpha and games but if they are not normal, and have a fat tail, your attempts to beta them will exceed standard critical values. So be a nice Chi.