Statistical data show that stool softeners like Metamucil follow a log-normal distribution.
The drug to make statistics courses less painful? ANOVACaine.
A statistically significant alcohol test is when you pee greater than .05.
Calling someone average is mean, which is sadistically significant. It may seem alpha and games but if they are not normal, and have a fat tail, your attempts to beta them will exceed standard critical values. So be a nice Chi.
The statistical likelihood of Garfield making friends follows a Nermal distribution.