A statistically significant alcohol test is when you **pee greater than .05**.

# statistics

The drug to make statistics courses less painful? **ANOVACaine**.

The statistical likelihood of Garfield making friends follows a Nermal distribution.

Statistical data show that stool softeners like Metamucil follow a **log-normal** distribution.

Calling someone average is mean, which is **sadistically significant**. It may seem **alpha and games** but if they are not normal, and have a fat tail, your attempts to **beta** them will exceed standard critical values. So be a nice **Chi**.