There’s a new hat that cures insomnia. It’s called the Slumbero.
Pun of the Day
Detectives assigned to gun crimes should ask themselves “What was the killer’s Ammo?”
Anyone who grows a large yam-type vegetable is in for a rutabega-ning.
Pixar‘s next movie will be about Russian aristocratic succession.
This week’s hot lit pick: Maybe Dick by Her/Man Melville, with famous opening line “Call me shemale.”
I’m afraid I will get old and wrinkly and loose face.
Don’t mess with a fat baby. Better instead to give him or her a wide birth.
How did the genie mock the overworked busboy?
He said, “I’ll grant you three dishes.“
A tyrant is like bad weather: The reign never lets up.
How does a bunny eat? A: Very carrotfully!


