Carpenters are poly hammerous. They even do it with nailiens.
Teepees threaten to proliferate, in this age of global wamming.
Sex and money talk in the Indian music world, where the rock stars are often surrounded by screaming rupees, looking for a paisa the action. And ten thousand rupees certainly indicates a lak of it.
Imams don’t like it when people lose a lot of weight. I knew one who even issued fatwas.
Tricked into watching Happy Days, I fell victim to a Fonzi Scheme.
I was jailed for stealing bug spray. I’ll fix my life once I’ve repaid my DEET to society.
I saw a live witchcraft performance last night. They had me spellbound. Those ladies did a hex of a job.
You can find the craziest shit when you do a Poogle search.
Tree planting can give you a re-seeding hairline.
Religious affiliations have a certain sects appeal.