Eating edamame is easy. You will surely suck seed.
NED: St Patrick’s day is 10 months away. Should I work on my Irish accent?
ED: No, if it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
I was kicked in the balls by a Cockney.
What’s most important to a comedian?
Quality of laugh.
How can you tell if a dyslexic corpse is quizzing you?
‘Tis More Rigor ous.
Is the conclave of Catholic Bishops very boring?
Do angels suffer from halotosis?
Currently, I raise chickens on golf courses. But maybe I can par lay that into something bigger?
It doesn’t add up, but summer is already here.