The proctologist’s favourite baseball player? A. Pujols
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I met a hobo on the street who was quite contemplative. It must have been the mulled wino.
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Run it down with a bull dozer.
(7 votes, average: 2.86 out of 5)Loading...The Norman king drove the Anglo-Saxons crazy at the Battle of Hastings. He was known as William the Bonkerer.
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(7 votes, average: 3.43 out of 5)Loading...What’s a real estate lawyer’s least favourite song? “Lien On Me“.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Perverted handwriting, aka caligulagraphy.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Which Australian mammal is wise? Wallaby damned, it’s the can gurus.
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