Most South Asian dance music originates from Bhangradesh.
Pun of the Day
NED: I’m hooked on bird puns!
ED: Oh no
NED: I’m a heron addict – a total loon.
ED: Oh no!
NED: I’m thinking of sticking up a bank, and holding everyone ostrich!
I saw a cactus in Jamaica, and got it confused with pokemon.
What do you call crappy French clothing?
A zut suit!
The embattled Russian emperor was thrown into a ditch. Upon being pulled out, he remarked, “I am not a fan of Czar chasm.”
The man who broke up with his longtime girlfriend went on a consolational fruit-eating binge. When asked how he was handling it, the fellow merely raised a half-eaten piece of produce. “Can’t you see,” he said, “I am in the depths of this pear.“
Hear about the independent sheep who wanted muttonomy? The ram’s drive for freedom goated her on.
Longjohn Silver always wore thermal underpants.
Piracy is big business. It ain’t no Somali change.
Transatlantic zeppelins crashed so often they became known as dredgeables.


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