The chef fired the waiter for disobeying hors d’oeuvres.
Pun of the Day
We come Bering good tidings: This year we pledge to insult Alaskans. It’s our New Year’s razz Aleutian.
I was kicked in the balls by a Cockney.
How does trial by media usually work?
A: Immediately after any allegation, there’s a public lynching, followed by a noose conference.
I was commanded to attend a top secret military party at Area 51. When I got there I received my Martian hors d’oeuvres.
I want a sex change. There’s nothing quite like living a broad.
Being poor is absolutely no fund at all.
Becoming a lumberjack is a question of wood, not could.
The police shut down the gym, for running a body house.
The ease of acquiring deadly ammunition in America has reach hollow point.

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