Ritchie Valens song about terrorism: ‘Allah Bomba’.
Never negotiate with a hungry pontiff. It’s better to have a Pope-is-full discussion.
The actor who played the lisping stammerer in The King’s Speech is my Firth choice for Oscar.
When I’m in Santiago, I drive everywhere. I love my Chile con car.
Obama is always put on a POTUSdal.
Nuclear holocaust: when your family confronts you in an auditorium.
Science has shown that a hungry man can make a sandwich disappear through a physical process of phase transition, aka sub elimination.
Anyone who can’t make dirty puns has clearly lost all crud ability.
Epic poem about nostril hair: Dante’s Fur Nose
NED: Why do so many Italians become ministers?
ED: Because they love pastor!