Does my Italian sister wear a lot of jewelry? Sì, bling
I recently stepped on some gum. It has led to a lot of sole-searching.
The uncleaned spaces between my bathroom tiles aren’t merely disgusting; they’re groutesque.
Did the universe start when God had a craving for bacon? So says the Pig Pang Theory.
The idea of monkey doctors is very ape healing.
God’s favourite comedian? Cause be.
A pirate ship is assailing vessel.
Subway turnstile jumpers are no-fare-ious criminals.
After getting H1N1, falling ill with H5N1 seems rather Super-fluous.
Why do monks make good mobile phone salesmen?
Because they can cell a bit.