The Ancient Egyptians were very scientific in all matters. In fact they even quantified their sexual enjoyment, by keeping track of Pharoah-moan production.
Dark-coloured urine? Drink Pinot noir.
They gave my mother’s sister a speeding ticket, which hurts my fine auntses.
Mafiosos who mock their friends are apt to dis a peer.
I can’t hear up in an airplane. It’s too cloud.
I had a communist lover. She left Marx all over my body. They’re only visible from certain Engels.
Heather Reisman’s monopoly on the Canadian book market fills me with !ndigo-nation!
I hate used car dealers. They can be so over sell us.
All my friends have dangerously explosive bowels. But I stand by my Crohnies nonetheless.
Let us not speak of my failure to open a jar. After all, I have pried.