I slept with a farm animal. In the morning I felt pretty oxward.
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(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Does God have fleas? Yes, he’s the Lord, all mitey!
(4 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Why do grapes always dry up in the sun?
Because it’s the raisinable thing to do.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I don’t have any livestock after China took over Macau.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When should you lick an incandescent bulb?
When the filament’s made of tongue-sten.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Elementary school talent shows are intense. Some of the competitors really go for the juggler.
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