Morgan Tsvangirai, the leader of the opposition was silenced this week because he’s in Bob’s way.
Pun of the Day
As a feminist, I don’t make jokes about hose. It is a socksist remark. It hits too clothes to home.
These days all airlines offer services such as wifi and Sky pee.
You’re lucky if the composer of the Hungarian Rhapsody makes your acquaintance – you can add him to your Franz Liszt!
There is no smoking in my menswear store. Clothes, but no cigar.
Will cocoa products make you tardy? Yes, you will be choco-late!
I put LSD in my cornflakes. It was so cereal.
Despite his claims, Al Gore didn’t invent Facebook and Twitter. He just said “So shall the Net work.”
If you want to become a good magician you ought to pocus on your craft.
The angry mob tortured the newspaper editor by cooking him inside a Rose of Mohammed. It was the dark days – of the Danish Imposition.


