The proctologist’s favourite baseball player? A. Pujols
I met a hobo on the street who was quite contemplative. It must have been the mulled wino.
The Wedding at Cana proved that Jesus was a wine/eau.
How does one put a cow to sleep?
Run it down with a bull dozer.
The Norman king drove the Anglo-Saxons crazy at the Battle of Hastings. He was known as William the Bonkerer.
I was wounded by a machine gun. It looks really uzi.
What’s a real estate lawyer’s least favourite song? “Lien On Me“.
Perverted handwriting, aka caligulagraphy.
Which Australian mammal is wise? Wallaby damned, it’s the can gurus.
Studying the Red Planet mars my evening plans.