The weather in Nunavut? I’gloomy. ‘S’no walk in the park. But at least I ‘ski’mo than I used to.
Gymnasts do not like Paris neighbourhoods. Especially when it’s a wrong dismount.
Confession: I’ve been eating my kid’s dolls, all hopped up on Barbie chew ates. But I Ken stop at any time.
I just learned how to fart. I’m a do it your sulfur.
If a chicken’s too fat, it tastes meaty yolker.
When you give people lethal prescription painkillers you in fentanyl ize them.
Exactly why am I a dessert chef? Cuz, I get a big cake out of it.
I regretted my sex change after watching Trans formers.
We wanted to make today’s pun about huit, but we 8 too much!
I borrowed from the bank to start my apiary. Now I have a horrendous bee owe problem.