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Lufthansa: the German company for people who ask questions in public.

(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

In times Roman, if a child was not brought to the baptismal font, all helvetica broke loose.

(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Breast implants are Parton parcel of a celebrity career.

(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)

I have a famous beer belly. Someone even wrote a novel about it: The Pilsners of the Girth.

(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)

There’s a new learning method tailored for fat kids: aka the Brontessori schools.

(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

Tying a sheepshank is plain knots if you ask me.

(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

I tried to help after the spit massacre, but there were no salivas.

(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

When ungulates are making headlines, must be a slow gnus day.

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Wide men can’t jump.

(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

If your child has no father, you must go to France and hire a no-pere.

(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)