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The Israeli PM likes to surf the Net and Yahoo.

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I was going to give you a pig but I didn’t want to boar you.

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Those with amputated feet have no soles.

(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)

When the Gents eat cereal, they prefer Serrated Wit.

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If you’re not in the middle of the ocean, you must be in continent.

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Tricycle riders dabble in communism.

(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

The suggestion of a manned mission to Mars is rather crewed.

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Eunuchs tend to be chivalrous. As the French say, ‘nob-less oblige’.

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We believe in rights for little people, and vigorously defend their freedom of reach.

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Locutus suffered from excess flatulation after feasting on the s’more gas Borg.

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