What’s the biggest requirement for writing good puns? Am pithy.
Tips for entertaining: Offer your guests an adult diaper if you think they might arrive late to the potty.
The Algonquin tribes were the first to develop a tomahawk weapons.
If you tell someone “Nice jugs,” it’s a pour choice of words.
As I toured the Museum of Sunburns I whispered to myself, “This is aloed ground.”
I don’t know how to paddle down a river. Canoe help?
Before I die I want to grow flowers. It’s on my bouquet list.
If God is a Dog, then say a prayer, ie the Arf Father.
What do calorie-counting cannibals add to their coffee? A: Artificial Swedeners
If you don’t like my very large automobile then file agree vans.