What are the three most important things to consider when becoming a priest?
Vocation, vocation, vocation!
Pun of the Day
Fashion victims? Those with tie-dyed pants are guilty of jeanocide.
I was commanded to attend a top secret military party at Area 51. When I got there I received my Martian hors d’oeuvres.
I don’t mean to sound superficial when I say the Canadian PM has nice hair. Isn’t it Trudeau?
The chiropractor told my pregnant wife and I that our unborn child should have an adjustment. But I think he was just trying to fetus align.
Bovines make me nervous. I don’t trust cow herds.
Unfilled potholes always re-tar my progress.
If you think we have the same body temperature, I’d degree with you.
My dad tried to fuel his car with Viagra. Erected pretty bad. Though I also heard the AAA is trying to pass off Viagra as fuel. I think they’re stiffing their members with that one! The cops pulled me over and said ‘Here, penis cup.’ Also, Viagra has a new celebrity spokesman. That’s right: Randy Johnson.
Sick of hanging out with his aunt’s kids at family reunions, Newton went off and formulated the law of cousin affect.