The Gents aren’t ones to make puns involving epilepsy and synagogues, but if the shul fits…
[Yikes! If this puns has you foaming at the mouth, you should also get checked for rabbis…]
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Loading...The gay baker who had a fallen souffle was flan-buoyant nonetheless.
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Ancient Egyptian mummifiers practised poor hygiene. Unfortunately they didn’t have time to clean out the mummies’ bowels, before the bodies were in turd.
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...What do shrimp watch to get in the mood?
Prawnography!
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...What did the spore from Romania say to the urinating man?
“I’m yeast and yer a-peein’!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Don’t sit on a scarf – you’ll get your ascot.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Why do the Gents love a ‘chocolate mousse’ pun?
Because they are French and orignal.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...To petro-states much oil wealth has a crude.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I was sick at home, so drank some OJ. Might as well make myself juiceful around the house.
(6 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)Loading...If all the world’s bivalves became extinct, it would be a clamity.
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