Pun of the Day
Tightrope walkers have to be well taut.
They say first year university is difficult, but students actually sophomore in their second year.
There’s a new drug called ‘food’ that makes you feel great, and is good for you too. From now on, I’m poppin suppers!
Truck drivers musn’t rest on their lorries.
The painter became a wrestler, because he wanted to lay the smock down.
My athlete wife won an Olympic gold even while I was cheating on her. I told her, “Quit medalling in my affairs!”
Cannibal jokes are face eatious.
Social activists in Hell are pressuring Satan to resign, after he was accused of Hades speech.
The talking cockatiel was an expert at parotty.