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The weather in Nunavut? I’gloomy. ‘S’no walk in the park. But at least I ‘ski’mo than I used to.

(5 votes, average: 1.80 out of 5)

Gymnasts do not like Paris neighbourhoods. Especially when it’s a wrong dismount.

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Confession: I’ve been eating my kid’s dolls, all hopped up on Barbie chew ates. But I Ken stop at any time.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

I just learned how to fart. I’m a do it your sulfur.

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If a chicken’s too fat, it tastes meaty yolker.

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When you give people lethal prescription painkillers you in fentanyl ize them.

(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

Exactly why am I a dessert chef? Cuz, I get a big cake out of it.

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I regretted my sex change after watching Trans formers.

(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

We wanted to make today’s pun about huit, but we 8 too much!

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I borrowed from the bank to start my apiary. Now I have a horrendous bee owe problem.

(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)