I got my new refrigerator when it fell from the sky. It was like Amana from heaven.
Do the buffalo roam among ungulating hills?
An academic who studies satanism, aka a philucifer.
Blast from the past: Greek fraternity puns (and some cute little weird kids)!
The unemployed man was married to a woman who was never satisfied. When he finally got a job, she was irate nonetheless. “Now,” she said, “you are home less!”
Saddam preferred to use gas when he mustard his troops.
Auctioning a corpse: now that’s morbid!
Silly putty enjoys top 10 goo glee rankings.
THe US army in Iraq can’t afford to make popcorn, because they are running out of colonels. It’s becoming a major problem in general.
If you are an oil sheikh in the Middle East, you Arabic deal.
Who is Lord of the Rings?