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What’s the most annoying monkey? The Harangutan.

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One of my legs was outsourced to Bangladesh. Just another casualty of globalize a shin.

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Michael Phelps a ladies man? He thinks he’s God’s gift to swimmin’.

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There are many large, hard bodies in the solar system, suggesting the sun has asteroid problem.

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A railroad track, aka a pullmanary artery.

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I find insect vacations quite ant resting.

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Missing the barf bucket and puking on the floor, now that’s beyond the pail.

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If you let your testicles get too cold, you may suffer from hypospermia.

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If the Afghan PM became a traffic engineer would they call him Amid Cars Guy?

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Which president always nicknames his friends?

Dub ya!

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