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Cetaceans may end up lying helpless on the beach whenever there are whale force winds.

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When my scooter was stolen, I moped.

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I dressed as a hooker for Hallowe’en. It was a blow in the dark costume.

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Hear about the cannibal who only ate liars? Because, he said, they were high in fibber.

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When should you lick an incandescent bulb?

When the filament’s made of tongue-sten.

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There are no good puns about pasta, other than a fusilli remarks.

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A lot of volcano eruptions are caused by grubs. It must be all the moultin’ larvae.

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Converting to Hinduism has dharmatic consequences.

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I just found out that my mother’s sister has been forced to work in a graveyard and I’m in diggin’ aunt about it.

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