Anyone in the field of organ donation measurement has a lung weigh to go.
All my friends wear hats in their profile picture. They should call it FezBook!
Do masochists enjoy their barbecue?
Yes – especially propane.
I’ve struggled to develop a 100% pure protein powder, but something keeps getting in my whey.
If you get feline poop as a present, your birthday is officially a cat ass trophy.
I ate lots of beans. Now I’m like the Beach Boys, feeling the gut fibrations.
How does a mobster turn down fudge? A: “Fudgegettaboutit!“
Where in Africa does everyone ask for favours? Kenya.
Siamese Twins are just like you and me. When they make mistakes, they do their best to co-rectum.
Which Australian mammal is most devious?