People who sing off-key in the shower should be nerve-gassed. Only that will help the sarin-aid.
Did you hear about the dyslexic gambler who was addicted to Jack Black movies?
Translating billboards is a difficult a sign meant.
There are Chinese food places popping up along London’s riverbanks. Must be a Sino the Thames.
Hear about the castrated pimp, aka the Headless Whoresman?
The bearded lady seems hairy, until she takes off hirsute.
I got into a boring conversation with a vulture. Man they tend to carrion. This one wouldn’t shut up about the deadly car cass he got into. The whole time I was just thinking ‘Oh. mag. got.‘
The weirdest celebrity Christmas ever was when Eminem sang in reverse and then disappeared. He un-rapped his presence.
Pro-bestiality lobbyists always seem to have an ox to grind!
Humanity was much butter off before Churnobyl.