Don’t ask a Japanese wrestler to sit on you. That’d be sumocidal.
Pun of the Day
Which species put a cartoon dog into space? The Mars Snoopyals.
Do Muslims celebrate the Thanksgiving Harvest?
Yes, there are a Koranucopia of traditions!
Is it true Randy Bok-man has a thing for chickens?
To petro-states much oil wealth has a crude.
Why is the Maytag man so lonely?
His wife is fridged.
A prosthetic member for castrated males: a eunuchorn.
I adopted my child–in case it wasn’t a parent.
I tried to fatten up the hogs, but the piggins were slim.
When rocker Jagger yawns, the Earth shakes. It’s a sighs Mick event.