The man with a pair of aborted goats wanted everyone’s sympathy, claiming he had two fetus kids.
Pun of the Day
Knitting makes me yarn for the good old days. These days I have nothing but looming deadlines!
There are a lot of park benches in the seaty part of town.
There are no good puns about pasta, other thanĀ a fusilli remarks.
The Central American economy … What Mexico?
NED: Please show me your belly button.
ED: Huh?
NED: It’s a matter of national security. Please, show me your belly button!
ED: What are you talking about. Go away!
NED: I’m collecting navel intelligence!!
Which supervillain had dandruff? Flecks Luthor.
You’re from Boise? Idahon’t believe you.
Homophony: puns about a superficial gay dude.
Is baldness inherited or exhairited?