To make math more sexy, be like Marilyn Monroe: Sum like it’s hot.
If you wear a bag over your head today, it just ghost to show you…
Which nationalist element reacts violently with all neighbouring elements?
Hannibal Lecter has an eat a face complex.
Watching lactating gorillas really wets my ape tit.
Intensity of dog flatulence? Why, that’s measured by the Bowfart Wind Scale!
When a mathematician suffers a flesh wound, he should apply a Gauzian distribution of bandages. And remember to use Fermat pressure.
On Halloween we will not pun. Instead we make candied observations.
Don’t go to Sweden! You’d be Svendled. Ikea you not! It happened to me, and now I’m a Volvocano, filled with rage.
Wow, the Gents are a global amateur-team naming consortium! See our latest pun requests—if you need a team name, you know who to ask (just no more bowling requests, please!). xoxox
Puns about my current drug problems are very am using.