In Russia, militant fans of punk music walk around with Clashnikovs. Their enemies fight back with Sex Pistols. At the end of the battle there are loud Ramones of pain. And blood is Ozzying from everywhere.
Do incarcerated clowns get con-juggle visits?
When the donut married the roll of toilet paper, the priest said: “Be fruit-filled and multi-ply.”
We all get stung, after the stock market has piqued.
Men should cut their hair before it gets unruly: aka mows before ‘fros.
Did you know about P. Diddy’s record? He spent a few years in J-Lo. Then he left, because he didn’t want to be friends with Bennifers.
If something drives you batty, relax, take a deep breath, and just say “I don’t give a flying fox.”
Why do children love hotel rooms?
Because they have a fondness for suites!
Many of our schoolchildren know next to nothing about moss! I’m worried it’s a crisis of sphagnumeracy.
Fruit growers who ignore frost warnings are a bit like fascists. They don’t believe in freeze peach.