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11/27/2023

Quality of pub food is measured by which instrument? A barroom eater

(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

11/27/2023

Carsickness drives me queasy.

(12 votes, average: 1.75 out of 5)

11/27/2023

Piracy is big business. It ain’t no Somali change.

(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

11/26/2023

In Italy, there are a lot of tourists with Canadian accents. What’s that all a boot?

(5 votes, average: 2.20 out of 5)

11/26/2023

Being Scottish is an addiction. It’s quite haggis-forming.

(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)

11/26/2023

Why do all software licensing agreements look alike?

They follow the same form EULA.

(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)

11/25/2023

I had to leave Des Moines, because Iowa lot of money. They threatened to Sioux. I couldn’t stand to Cedar Rapid decline.

(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

11/25/2023

Did Fred Astaire have to wipe delicately?

(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)

11/25/2023

What’s a louse’s favourite hobby? Nitting.

(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)