Unlike the Titanic, the new iOS software has rendered all my devices unsyncable.

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I used to put wine in my corn flakes. Then they arrested me on account of I was a cereal grapist.

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Will we ever make Libya puns? I Gaddhafi-ling we will.

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Exactly why am I a dessert chef? Cuz, I get a big cake out of it.

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What did the swine flu say to the seasonal flu? H1, N1ce to meet you!

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Any country that obeys seatbelt laws is an object of my fasten nation.

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Trump’s trying to force a new one-sided trade deal on Canada and Mexico, aka HAFTA.

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When the rain fell on our heads it was like glorious piss. So I quoted Shakespeare, saying “The sky is a most excellent can o’ pee.”

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Manhole covers sewer are grate!

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NED: My lawyer works for me, pro bono…
ED: Really!? Why, that’s fee-nominal!

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