Letterman’s latest mono log was a singular piece of crap.
Pun of the Day
For years the tobacco companies marketed smoking to minors. Even now they sell cigarettes by the cartoon.
My friend in Nairobi is awesome; he’s like a Wonder of the World. We call him the Grand Kenyan.
Your favourite All Bran commercials can be brownloaded from the Internet.
If you wake up with a dinosaur penis, take Jurassdick measures.
Decal-covered vehicles are signs of ad-vans civilization.
Barbershop quartets sing a capella. But In Africa, berbershop quartets sing a cape buffalo.
Anyone who measures their caffeine intake is a tea-totaller.
A mugger attacked me with a sharp tool, but I knocked him out with a stale baguette. This proves that loaf conquers awl.
They found a new way to kill pirates:
Gas them with argon.