Green vegetables make me fart. We’re talkin’ kale force winds.
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(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...A lot of volcano eruptions are caused by grubs. It must be all the moultin’ larvae.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...My big toe is freakishly long. My friends call me The Shoenicorn.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...When is an aircraft no longer an aircraft? This is something I cannot ex-plane.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Why are midgets unable to legally sue anyone?
Because – there’s a stature of limitations!
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...It could run on a glass of beer: the Ford Pinto.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: You know, it’s really a crime to let untreated steel get wet.
ED: Really, that’s fascinating…
NED: Yes – once I was involved in a hit-and-run oxidant, and it led to my arrust.
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(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...The Serengeti is overcrowded. The giraffic jams are the worst.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...I hate selfish canines. When I see Hoggin Dogs, I scream.
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