Quality of pub food is measured by which instrument? A barroom eater
Carsickness drives me queasy.
Piracy is big business. It ain’t no Somali change.
In Italy, there are a lot of tourists with Canadian accents. What’s that all a boot?
Being Scottish is an addiction. It’s quite haggis-forming.
Why do all software licensing agreements look alike?
They follow the same form EULA.
I had to leave Des Moines, because Iowa lot of money. They threatened to Sioux. I couldn’t stand to Cedar Rapid decline.
Did Fred Astaire have to wipe delicately?
What’s a louse’s favourite hobby? Nitting.
None of my tweets go viral. It’s like that ’80s movie, The Never-Trending Story.