Stories about rich people are boring: yachta yachta yachta.
Playoff hockey is a comic marvel. They should call it the Stan Lee Cup.
How will human diets improve if we eat all ungulates into extinction? Sounds like a bizarre proposition, but just ask my gnu attritionist.
Graphic designers are obsessed with kern events. Especially web designers – they love checking out Britney’s css. HTML baby one more time!
People who sing off-key in the shower should be nerve-gassed. Only that will help the sarin-aid.
Did you hear about the dyslexic gambler who was addicted to Jack Black movies?
Translating billboards is a difficult a sign meant.
There are Chinese food places popping up along London’s riverbanks. Must be a Sino the Thames.
Hear about the castrated pimp, aka the Headless Whoresman?
The bearded lady seems hairy, until she takes off hirsute.