The ease of acquiring deadly ammunition in America has reach hollow point.
Pun of the Day
Hear about the cannibal at the farm who wanted to eat his boss, but really had to pee?
In the end he chews the farmer over the bladder.
The pumpkin farmer refused to raise cattle. He was afraid of being gourd.
The private detective looked for suspicious clues in the court transcripts, but found it was a read hearing.
In the early 1900s Italian immigrants lived in spaghettos. But now that’s all in the pasta.
Indian restaurant at the Athens Acropolis: aka The Part the Naan.
To a hungry monk, cheese is Christ.
Anyone with a mortgage carries a stench of debt. It’s a be owe problem.
Confession: I’ve been eating my kid’s dolls, all hopped up on Barbie chew ates. But I Ken stop at any time.
All the best Valentine’s gifts are made of wooed.


