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It must be pretty rough living in Corsica.

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When I see acne it makes me vomit. It’s a cyst-emetic reaction.

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For a while I was afraid Obama might not win—it was a case of Baracknophobia.

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Arsonists are blazey people.

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Would you walk into an unsupported building? For most people, it’s a matter of truss.

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Handbag thiefs require great purse-pick-acity.

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If you take the Noah’s Ark story literally, you may be deluging yourself.

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Was Thoreau a hermit?

Well he did have a Walden existence.

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Do Pat and Rhain ever hang out in Starbucks?

Yes, it’s a sign of PunGentrification.

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Bible science: A mathematician swinging a donkey was refused entry on No Ass Arc.

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