After defecting from my prestigious job in Pyongyang, my Korea went south.
Why was the soprano obsessed with songs that had both length and width?
Because she wanted to sing an area.
I faint when I’m bored, because I can’t stand the sight of blah.
Hear about the dyslexic watchmaker who was ruined by the tocks market? That’s nothing compared to the horologist who spent all his money on prostitutes.
There was a Scottish King who didn’t love sheep. He was labeled a Ewe-shirker.
Women have no experience with bubble gum in Portugal.
Don’t knock lazy people. They are the most into-resting.
You must shave down below if you live in a mow nasty hairy.
A man knows that shopping with his girlfriend and her friends can be slow as mall lasses.
If the group included a garbage man, they would have been the Swillage People. Their music was trashy anyway.