You need a lot of liquidity to break into the shartphone market.
NED: Hear about my rich friend, Herb?
NED: He’s a cilantropist!
Explaining how to write music is always a draw note conversation. It may treble you, so I’ll stick to bassics.
It must be hard being colour-blind. It’s a purples-less existence.
OS X Powers: When Mike Myers promoted Apple software.
They made a movie about two noisy pigeon-hating roosters who went to White Castle: Herald-din Coo-mar.
Is it true Dr. Jack Kevorkian is a die-abet-ic?
Anyone who eats fish and chips every day is a creature of halibut.
Bill Gates was quite a deliquent as a child; a real nerd-do-well!
Where in the Bible does Jesus bequeath his woodworking tools?
The Axe of the Apostles!