You might get constipated if you sit too long on a bar stool.
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Dirty diapers bring good luck. So always wish upon ass tar.
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Gas them with argon.
(6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)Loading...Who invented the Allen key? I have no Ikea.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...If Jesus had been a chiropractor, would there have been millions of disc I pulls?
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Most earthquakes are measured in a pretty half-assed way. I was glad to hear about the Stricter Scale.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Wherewolves are endangered.
(9 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5)Loading...If Shakespeare were alive today, he’d write Oil Wells that End Well.
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