Kleptomaniac amputees take a lot of faux toes.
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(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The old man who slept with three virgins celebrated his cherry-hat-trick.
(7 votes, average: 3.71 out of 5)Loading...No one ever lined up for queuecumbers.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...My friend told me he saw a deer-sheep chimera. I said, “Buck/ewe! You must be joking!”
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I don’t believe in horses. I am a neightheist.
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Why does a dirty old man chase after girls who have had liver transplants?
Because he likes them new-bile!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...During work stoppages on the great Egyptian canal, the workers grew Suez-idle.
(5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)Loading...During the Oceanic financial crisis, the whales wanted baleen out. Others cried to let natural fish-in-the-seas take their course. Many turned to orcanized religion, searching for a higher porpoise.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...What’s a close second to a Sex on the Beach?
A Crotch on the Rocks.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I tried to make a living rowing cows across a river. It was just income paddle bull with my lifestyle.
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