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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘vegetables’:

02/18/16

I went to small claims court over a faulty bag of overly frozen vegetables; the case was heard by a just-ice of the peas.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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11/01/15

Race me to that glass of vegetable juice, and I will beet you to a pulp.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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05/06/15

Lawyers in the produce industry have a turnip-client privilege. So do the advocados.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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05/02/15

Lettuce hope that when vegetables attack, it won’t be a large kale invasion.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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04/09/14

The most dangerous vegetable in the hood? Bro killy.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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02/08/13

What should you eat if you have trouble distinguishing a woman’s breasts? Parsnips.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
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01/24/12

Anyone who grows a large yam-type vegetable is in for a rutabega-ning.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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09/14/11

Green vegetables make me fart. We’re talkin’ kale force winds.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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07/15/11

No one ever lined up for queuecumbers.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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09/02/10

Eating beans gives me a pulse hating headache.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)
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