Green vegetables make me fart. We’re talkin’ kale force winds.
A bean is not a citrus fruit. That would be comparing a pulse to oranges.
Race me to that glass of vegetable juice, and I will beet you to a pulp.
Lettuce hope that when vegetables attack, it won’t be a large kale invasion.
Eating beans gives me a pulse hating headache.
Lawyers in the produce industry have a turnip-client privilege. So do the advocados.
No one ever lined up for queuecumbers.
The most dangerous vegetable in the hood? Bro killy.
What should you eat if you have trouble distinguishing a woman’s breasts? Parsnips.
Anyone who grows a large yam-type vegetable is in for a rutabega-ning.