Eating beans gives me a pulse hating headache.
Lawyers in the produce industry have a turnip-client privilege. So do the advocados.
No one ever lined up for queuecumbers.
The most dangerous vegetable in the hood? Bro killy.
Green vegetables make me fart. We’re talkin’ kale force winds.
What should you eat if you have trouble distinguishing a woman’s breasts? Parsnips.
Anyone who grows a large yam-type vegetable is in for a rutabega-ning.
I went to small claims court over a faulty bag of overly frozen vegetables; the case was heard by a just-ice of the peas.
A bean is not a citrus fruit. That would be comparing a pulse to oranges.
Race me to that glass of vegetable juice, and I will beet you to a pulp.