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Puns tagged ‘vegetables’:

02/18/16

I went to small claims court over a faulty bag of overly frozen vegetables; the case was heard by a just-ice of the peas.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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11/01/15

Race me to that glass of vegetable juice, and I will beet you to a pulp.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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05/06/15

Lawyers in the produce industry have a turnip-client privilege. So do the advocados.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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05/02/15

Lettuce hope that when vegetables attack, it won’t be a large kale invasion.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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04/09/14

The most dangerous vegetable in the hood? Bro killy.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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02/08/13

What should you eat if you have trouble distinguishing a woman’s breasts? Parsnips.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
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01/24/12

Anyone who grows a large yam-type vegetable is in for a rutabega-ning.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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09/14/11

Green vegetables make me fart. We’re talkin’ kale force winds.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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07/15/11

No one ever lined up for queuecumbers.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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09/02/10

Eating beans gives me a pulse hating headache.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)
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