Green vegetables make me fart. We’re talkin’ kale force winds.
What should you eat if you have trouble distinguishing a woman’s breasts? Parsnips.
Anyone who grows a large yam-type vegetable is in for a rutabega-ning.
I went to small claims court over a faulty bag of overly frozen vegetables; the case was heard by a just-ice of the peas.
A bean is not a citrus fruit. That would be comparing a pulse to oranges.
Race me to that glass of vegetable juice, and I will beet you to a pulp.
Lawyers in the produce industry have a turnip-client privilege. So do the advocados.
Lettuce hope that when vegetables attack, it won’t be a large kale invasion.
The most dangerous vegetable in the hood? Bro killy.
No one ever lined up for queuecumbers.