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Anyone who grows a large yam-type vegetable is in for a rutabega-ning.
| Topic: agriculture, food and drink, vegetables | COMMENT »
Green vegetables make me fart. We’re talkin’ kale force winds.
| Topic: bodily functions, farts, food and drink, the weather, vegetables | COMMENT »
No one ever lined up for queuecumbers.
| Topic: vegetables | COMMENT »
Eating beans gives me a pulse hating headache.
| Topic: food and drink, vegetables | COMMENT »
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