Green vegetables make me fart. We’re talkin’ kale force winds.
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(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What should you eat if you have trouble distinguishing a woman’s breasts? Parsnips.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Lettuce hope that when vegetables attack, it won’t be a large kale invasion.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Eating beans gives me a pulse hating headache.
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...A bean is not a citrus fruit. That would be comparing a pulse to oranges.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Anyone who grows a large yam-type vegetable is in for a rutabega-ning.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Lawyers in the produce industry have a turnip-client privilege. So do the advocados.
(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Race me to that glass of vegetable juice, and I will beet you to a pulp.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...No one ever lined up for queuecumbers.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...The most dangerous vegetable in the hood? Bro killy.
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