NED: What can I do if someone tries to stick a pacifier up my butt?
ED: Take legal action – soother ass!
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(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Lawyers in the produce industry have a turnip-client privilege. So do the advocados.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Chernobyl radiation victims can no longer sue. There is a statute of limb-mutations. The defendants will be held armless.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The homeless lawyer worked hobono.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...What’s a real estate lawyer’s least favourite song? “Lien On Me“.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...QUERIOUS GEORGE
Dear Pun Gents, I am seeking a team name for my trivia team. We are a) patent attorneys b) primarily gay c) raising the median age of this trivia night at a local bar by about ten years. Thoughts? ~George, Sydney
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Queriousity
- The Querymen
- Manswers
- Buzzundteit
- IP – In your Face!
- Attorney Men of Champions
- The Old Spicy Guys
- Lawful Crownal Knowledge
- Go Ogle It
- La Triviata
- Trebekistan
- ImPatents
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...If you fire someone arbitrarily, then it’s just cuz.
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(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Someone overturned my port-a-potty! So I pressed litigation, hiring lawyer John Flip Sues-a
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The man accused of genocide said he was only following orders. The authorities dismissed his defense as a massacre-aide.
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