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Puns tagged ‘lawyers’:

05/06/15

Lawyers in the produce industry have a turnip-client privilege. So do the advocados.

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06/17/13

Chernobyl radiation victims can no longer sue. There is a statute of limb-mutations. The defendants will be held armless.

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05/23/13

The homeless lawyer worked hobono.

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01/30/13

What’s a real estate lawyer’s least favourite song? “Lien On Me“.

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08/13/12

QUERIOUS GEORGE
Dear Pun Gents, I am seeking a team name for my trivia team. We are a) patent attorneys b) primarily gay c) raising the median age of this trivia night at a local bar by about ten years. Thoughts? ~George, Sydney

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. Queriousity
  2. The Querymen
  3. Manswers
  4. Buzzundteit
  5. IP – In your Face!
  6. Attorney Men of Champions
  7. The Old Spicy Guys
  8. Lawful Crownal Knowledge
  9. Go Ogle It
  10. La Triviata
  11. Trebekistan
  12. ImPatents
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04/15/12

If you fire someone arbitrarily, then it’s just cuz.

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11/06/11

Sumos are litigious.

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09/20/11

Someone overturned my port-a-potty! So I pressed litigation, hiring lawyer John Flip Sues-a

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05/23/11

The man accused of genocide said he was only following orders. The authorities dismissed his defense as a massacre-aide.

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01/05/10

Just before getting married, women may ask their fiancés to get a preen-up.

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