He may have written ‘Kill all the lawyers,’ but any lawyers who mock Shakespeare are dis’ bard.
What’s a real estate lawyer’s least favourite song? “Lien On Me“.
Chernobyl radiation victims can no longer sue. There is a statute of limb-mutations. The defendants will be held armless.
The speck of dust took another speck of dust to court, for reasons of tardiness. It was a particle-u-late matter.
Hear about the judge on steroids? He was caught taking human oath hormones.
Why are midgets unable to legally sue anyone?
Because – there’s a stature of limitations!
Tina Turner’s youngest daughter has already been called to the bar. She’s a teen attorney.
Hear about the basketball player being sued? What a bunch of hooplaw. I bet it never makes it to court.
Judge: “The defendant is accused of selling bootlegged copies of ‘Mony Mony’…”
Lawyer: “I object, your honour, this is Idol speculation!”
NED: What can I do if someone tries to stick a pacifier up my butt?
ED: Take legal action – soother ass!