The man accused of genocide said he was only following orders. The authorities dismissed his defense as a massacre-aide.
The surfer enjoyed a white cap every night before bed. But when it was too dark to surf and he got injured, he couldn’t sue anyone. He had already waved his rights.
What’s a lawyer’s favorite playground apparatus? The suings.
Just before getting married, women may ask their fiancés to get a preen-up.
Someone overturned my port-a-potty! So I pressed litigation, hiring lawyer John Flip Sues-a
Lawyers in the produce industry have a turnip-client privilege. So do the advocados.
American justice is an oxymoron, because the laws were made in an incongress fashion.
He may have written ‘Kill all the lawyers,’ but any lawyers who mock Shakespeare are dis’ bard.
What’s a real estate lawyer’s least favourite song? “Lien On Me“.