American justice is an oxymoron, because the laws were made in an incongress fashion.
He may have written ‘Kill all the lawyers,’ but any lawyers who mock Shakespeare are dis’ bard.
What’s a real estate lawyer’s least favourite song? “Lien On Me“.
Chernobyl radiation victims can no longer sue. There is a statute of limb-mutations. The defendants will be held armless.
The speck of dust took another speck of dust to court, for reasons of tardiness. It was a particle-u-late matter.
Hear about the judge on steroids? He was caught taking human oath hormones.
Why are midgets unable to legally sue anyone?
Because – there’s a stature of limitations!
Tina Turner’s youngest daughter has already been called to the bar. She’s a teen attorney.
Hear about the basketball player being sued? What a bunch of hooplaw. I bet it never makes it to court.
Judge: “The defendant is accused of selling bootlegged copies of ‘Mony Mony’…”
Lawyer: “I object, your honour, this is Idol speculation!”