Puns tagged ‘lawyers’:
05/06/15
Lawyers in the produce industry have a turnip-client privilege. So do the advocados.
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/17/13
Chernobyl radiation victims can no longer sue. There is a statute of limb-mutations. The defendants will be held armless.  (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...05/23/13
The homeless lawyer worked hobono.  (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5) Loading ...01/30/13
What’s a real estate lawyer’s least favourite song? “Lien On Me“. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/13/12
QUERIOUS GEORGE Dear Pun Gents, I am seeking a team name for my trivia team. We are a) patent attorneys b) primarily gay c) raising the median age of this trivia night at a local bar by about ten years. Thoughts? ~George, Sydney
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
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If you fire someone arbitrarily, then it’s just cuz. (4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5) Loading ...11/06/11
Sumos are litigious. (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...09/20/11
Someone overturned my port-a-potty! So I pressed litigation, hiring lawyer John Flip Sues-a (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...05/23/11
The man accused of genocide said he was only following orders. The authorities dismissed his defense as a massacre-aide. (3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/05/10
Just before getting married, women may ask their fiancés to get a preen-up. (4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5) Loading ... |
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