Hear about the basketball player being sued? What a bunch of hooplaw. I bet it never makes it to court.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...What’s a real estate lawyer’s least favourite song? “Lien On Me“.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What’s a lawyer’s favorite playground apparatus? The suings.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...NED: What can I do if someone tries to stick a pacifier up my butt?
ED: Take legal action – soother ass!
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Lawyers in the produce industry have a turnip-client privilege. So do the advocados.
(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Why are midgets unable to legally sue anyone?
Because – there’s a stature of limitations!
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...The two lawyers had a torted affair.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Just before getting married, women may ask their fiancés to get a preen-up.
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Did you hear that God is being sued for not allowing sinners into Heaven? The plaintiffs allege grace-based discrimination.
(5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)Loading...The homeless lawyer worked hobono.
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