The speck of dust took another speck of dust to court, for reasons of tardiness. It was a particle-u-late matter.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Why are midgets unable to legally sue anyone?
Because – there’s a stature of limitations!
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...At lunchtime do divorce lawyers go to the nearest feud court?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...He may have written ‘Kill all the lawyers,’ but any lawyers who mock Shakespeare are dis’ bard.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...The private detective looked for suspicious clues in the court transcripts, but found it was a read hearing.
(5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)Loading...Tina Turner’s youngest daughter has already been called to the bar. She’s a teen attorney.
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...The NBA player was charged with reckless driving under the influence of alcohol—and summarily convicted. For the prosecution, it was a slam drunk case.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...American justice is an oxymoron, because the laws were made in an incongress fashion.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The surfer enjoyed a white cap every night before bed. But when it was too dark to surf and he got injured, he couldn’t sue anyone. He had already waved his rights.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Of all the native tribes attempting to settle land claims in court, only the Sioux have been successful.
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