What’s a lawyer’s favorite playground apparatus? The suings.
Just before getting married, women may ask their fiancés to get a preen-up.
Someone overturned my port-a-potty! So I pressed litigation, hiring lawyer John Flip Sues-a
Lawyers in the produce industry have a turnip-client privilege. So do the advocados.
American justice is an oxymoron, because the laws were made in an incongress fashion.
He may have written ‘Kill all the lawyers,’ but any lawyers who mock Shakespeare are dis’ bard.
What’s a real estate lawyer’s least favourite song? “Lien On Me“.
Chernobyl radiation victims can no longer sue. There is a statute of limb-mutations. The defendants will be held armless.
The speck of dust took another speck of dust to court, for reasons of tardiness. It was a particle-u-late matter.
Hear about the judge on steroids? He was caught taking human oath hormones.