Chernobyl radiation victims can no longer sue. There is a statute of limb-mutations. The defendants will be held armless.
The private detective looked for suspicious clues in the court transcripts, but found it was a read hearing.
NED: My lawyer works for me, pro bono…
ED: Really!? Why, that’s fee-nominal!
If you fire someone arbitrarily, then it’s just cuz.
Sumos are litigious.
At lunchtime do divorce lawyers go to the nearest feud court?
The man accused of genocide said he was only following orders. The authorities dismissed his defense as a massacre-aide.
The surfer enjoyed a white cap every night before bed. But when it was too dark to surf and he got injured, he couldn’t sue anyone. He had already waved his rights.
What’s a lawyer’s favorite playground apparatus? The suings.