American justice is an oxymoron, because the laws were made in an incongress fashion.
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The surfer enjoyed a white cap every night before bed. But when it was too dark to surf and he got injured, he couldn’t sue anyone. He had already waved his rights.
Of all the native tribes attempting to settle land claims in court, only the Sioux have been successful.
The man accused of genocide said he was only following orders. The authorities dismissed his defense as a massacre-aide.
Hear about the basketball player being sued? What a bunch of hooplaw. I bet it never makes it to court.
What’s a real estate lawyer’s least favourite song? “Lien On Me“.
What’s a lawyer’s favorite playground apparatus? The suings.
NED: What can I do if someone tries to stick a pacifier up my butt?
ED: Take legal action – soother ass!
Lawyers in the produce industry have a turnip-client privilege. So do the advocados.
Why are midgets unable to legally sue anyone?
Because – there’s a stature of limitations!