Why are midgets unable to legally sue anyone?
Because – there’s a stature of limitations!
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(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...The two lawyers had a torted affair.
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(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Did you hear that God is being sued for not allowing sinners into Heaven? The plaintiffs allege grace-based discrimination.
(5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)Loading...The homeless lawyer worked hobono.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Judge: “The defendant is accused of selling bootlegged copies of ‘Mony Mony’…”
Lawyer: “I object, your honour, this is Idol speculation!”
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Chernobyl radiation victims can no longer sue. There is a statute of limb-mutations. The defendants will be held armless.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...The private detective looked for suspicious clues in the court transcripts, but found it was a read hearing.
(5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)Loading...NED: My lawyer works for me, pro bono…
ED: Really!? Why, that’s fee-nominal!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If you fire someone arbitrarily, then it’s just cuz.
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