American justice is an oxymoron, because the laws were made in an incongress fashion.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...He may have written ‘Kill all the lawyers,’ but any lawyers who mock Shakespeare are dis’ bard.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...What’s a real estate lawyer’s least favourite song? “Lien On Me“.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Chernobyl radiation victims can no longer sue. There is a statute of limb-mutations. The defendants will be held armless.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...The speck of dust took another speck of dust to court, for reasons of tardiness. It was a particle-u-late matter.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Hear about the judge on steroids? He was caught taking human oath hormones.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Why are midgets unable to legally sue anyone?
Because – there’s a stature of limitations!
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Tina Turner’s youngest daughter has already been called to the bar. She’s a teen attorney.
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the basketball player being sued? What a bunch of hooplaw. I bet it never makes it to court.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Judge: “The defendant is accused of selling bootlegged copies of ‘Mony Mony’…”
Lawyer: “I object, your honour, this is Idol speculation!”
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