Hear about the basketball player being sued? What a bunch of hooplaw. I bet it never makes it to court.
What’s a real estate lawyer’s least favourite song? “Lien On Me“.
What’s a lawyer’s favorite playground apparatus? The suings.
NED: What can I do if someone tries to stick a pacifier up my butt?
ED: Take legal action – soother ass!
Lawyers in the produce industry have a turnip-client privilege. So do the advocados.
Why are midgets unable to legally sue anyone?
Because – there’s a stature of limitations!
The two lawyers had a torted affair.
Just before getting married, women may ask their fiancés to get a preen-up.
Did you hear that God is being sued for not allowing sinners into Heaven? The plaintiffs allege grace-based discrimination.
The homeless lawyer worked hobono.