American justice is an oxymoron, because the laws were made in an incongress fashion.
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The NBA player was charged with reckless driving under the influence of alcohol—and summarily convicted. For the prosecution, it was a slam drunk case.
Did you hear that God is being sued for not allowing sinners into Heaven? The plaintiffs allege grace-based discrimination.

Tina Turner’s youngest daughter has already been called to the bar. She’s a teen attorney.
The man accused of genocide said he was only following orders. The authorities dismissed his defense as a massacre-aide.
Hear about the judge on steroids? He was caught taking human oath hormones.
If you fire someone arbitrarily, then it’s just cuz.
The two lawyers had a torted affair.
What’s a real estate lawyer’s least favourite song? “Lien On Me“.
NED: My lawyer works for me, pro bono…
ED: Really!? Why, that’s fee-nominal!


