The two lawyers had a torted affair.
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What’s a real estate lawyer’s least favourite song? “Lien On Me“.
NED: My lawyer works for me, pro bono…
ED: Really!? Why, that’s fee-nominal!
Chernobyl radiation victims can no longer sue. There is a statute of limb-mutations. The defendants will be held armless.
Someone overturned my port-a-potty! So I pressed litigation, hiring lawyer John Flip Sues-a
The speck of dust took another speck of dust to court, for reasons of tardiness. It was a particle-u-late matter.
Why are midgets unable to legally sue anyone?
Because – there’s a stature of limitations!
At lunchtime do divorce lawyers go to the nearest feud court?
He may have written ‘Kill all the lawyers,’ but any lawyers who mock Shakespeare are dis’ bard.
The private detective looked for suspicious clues in the court transcripts, but found it was a read hearing.