Hear about the basketball player being sued? What a bunch of hooplaw. I bet it never makes it to court.
Judge: “The defendant is accused of selling bootlegged copies of ‘Mony Mony’…”
Lawyer: “I object, your honour, this is Idol speculation!”
NED: What can I do if someone tries to stick a pacifier up my butt?
ED: Take legal action – soother ass!
Lawyers in the produce industry have a turnip-client privilege. So do the advocados.
Chernobyl radiation victims can no longer sue. There is a statute of limb-mutations. The defendants will be held armless.
The homeless lawyer worked hobono.
What’s a real estate lawyer’s least favourite song? “Lien On Me“.
- The Querymen
- IP – In your Face!
- Attorney Men of Champions
- The Old Spicy Guys
- Lawful Crownal Knowledge
- Go Ogle It
- La Triviata
If you fire someone arbitrarily, then it’s just cuz.
Sumos are litigious.