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What’s a lawyer’s favorite playground apparatus? The suings.

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Just before getting married, women may ask their fiancés to get a preen-up.

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Someone overturned my port-a-potty! So I pressed litigation, hiring lawyer John Flip Sues-a

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Lawyers in the produce industry have a turnip-client privilege. So do the advocados.

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American justice is an oxymoron, because the laws were made in an incongress fashion.

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He may have written ‘Kill all the lawyers,’ but any lawyers who mock Shakespeare are dis’ bard.

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What’s a real estate lawyer’s least favourite song? “Lien On Me“.

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Chernobyl radiation victims can no longer sue. There is a statute of limb-mutations. The defendants will be held armless.

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The speck of dust took another speck of dust to court, for reasons of tardiness. It was a particle-u-late matter.

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Hear about the judge on steroids? He was caught taking human oath hormones.

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