Clarinetists reed music.
Does Bono buy expensive-brand groceries?
No, he shops where the treats have no name.
Michael, Jermaine, Marlon, Tito and Randy were so horny. They should have been renamed the Klaxon 5.
Hear the new Christian rock parody album? The Gospel Accordion to Weird Al.
Do orchestra musicians dine alone?
No – it’s always a table for tuba!
Listening to U2 in church gives me a mass-ive Bono.
I gave up my jazz career to marry a cosmetic surgeon. Now I play the sacks o fun.
Explaining how to write music is always a draw note conversation. It may treble you, so I’ll stick to bassics.
I went to a Japanese food place where the service takes forever. I guess it was a wok on the ‘while’ side.
Carilloneur employment has jumped: must be a high ring spree.