In Russia, militant fans of punk music walk around with Clashnikovs. Their enemies fight back with Sex Pistols. At the end of the battle there are loud Ramones of pain. And blood is Ozzying from everywhere.
Did you know about P. Diddy’s record? He spent a few years in J-Lo. Then he left, because he didn’t want to be friends with Bennifers.
Judge: “The defendant is accused of selling bootlegged copies of ‘Mony Mony’…”
Lawyer: “I object, your honour, this is Idol speculation!”
What’s a homeless musician’s favourite instrument?
If I were a tree, I wood like poplar music. Especially Spruce Sprigsteen. Or Johnny Cash’s Balsam Prison Blues.
What’s a chicken’s favourite composer?
Johann Sebastian Bach Bach Bach!
Milli Vanilli song about rock-climbing with Republicans in Germany: ‘Belay Mitt on the Rhine‘.
Wearing your headphones backwards may cause ear reversible damage.
I can only write while cranking my boombox. So what if I’m guilty of stereo typing.
In the ’70s, where did music go to die? A: The ABBAtoir.