How do you insulate your percussion instruments? With xylofoam.
People who sing off-key in the shower should be nerve-gassed. Only that will help the sarin-aid.
Do botanists play the xylem-phloem?
What’s a horse’s favourite Beatles song?
Shania does her thing and Shania’s estranged husband does another and never the Twains shall meet.
During his ‘bestiality years’ Elvis recorded several hits: Not just ‘Hound Dog’, of course, but also ‘Love Me Ten Deers’, ‘Viva Las Wolverines’, and ‘In the Gecko.’
There was a famous crooner who sang exclusively about peeing. He was quite the bladdeer. Some of his hits included:
- Urol Always On My Mind (duet with Urethra Franklin)
- Give Piss a Chance
- Looey Looey
- I Streamed a Dream
His name? Huddy Bedwetter .
I lost the ability to sing! This situation is totally FEWBAR.
Ritchie Valens song about terrorism: ‘Allah Bomba’.
The people of Helsinki have never been a fan of Schubert’s UnFinnish Symphony.