Only old people watch the Grammy Awards.
How do you insulate your percussion instruments? With xylofoam.
Did you know about P. Diddy’s record? He spent a few years in J-Lo. Then he left, because he didn’t want to be friends with Bennifers.
Do orchestra musicians dine alone?
No – it’s always a table for tuba!
The film about the time composer Johann Sebastian so desperately needed money, he prostituted himself?
Broke Bach Mountin’.
Where will they ear wrecked the Museum of Loud Music?
The homely lass inspired Van Morrison to write ‘Unibrow Eyed Girl’
If the group included a garbage man, they would have been the Swillage People. Their music was trashy anyway.
Hear the new Christian rock parody album? The Gospel Accordion to Weird Al.