I’m thinking of buying a cat. I’ve heard cats can be finicky. In fact, the pet store said that the cat that I want only eats religiously consecrated fish — from the superorder elopomorpha. Pretty weird. So… when I get that feline, I need sectual eelings?
Which band’s ride always broke down? Van Ailin’
True story: I invented a singing beer, went on Shark Tank to get funding, but instead was met with a chorus of booze.
Mozart thought he was God. Whenever someone asked his name, he said “I am a deus.”
Where will they ear wrecked the Museum of Loud Music?
So many music stores are going out of business—because they are in the CD part of town.
There are a lot of belles at the pealer bar. You’ll always have a good chime.
The phoneticist went on American Idol, but was booed off the stage on account of his lisp. Afterward this linguist was upset, saying “I can’t believe they dipthed my thong!”
Clarinetists reed music.
Does Bono buy expensive-brand groceries?
No, he shops where the treats have no name.