Wearing your headphones backwards may cause ear reversible damage.
I can only write while cranking my boombox. So what if I’m guilty of stereo typing.
In the ’70s, where did music go to die? A: The ABBAtoir.
Don’t hang around musicians. They’re either cymbal-minded lyres or drum-soaked sax maniacs.
Before the big recital, I lost my flute. Now I’m in a bit of a piccolo.
How does a percussionist catch fish? A: Castanets.
Shania does her thing and Shania’s estranged husband does another and never the Twains shall meet.
Anyone who can read music must be rather cleffer.
Santa’s favourite metal band? Sleigher.