Explaining how to write music is always a draw note conversation. It may treble you, so I’ll stick to bassics.
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True story: I invented a singing beer, went on Shark Tank to get funding, but instead was met with a chorus of booze.
Is rapper 50 Cent completely crazy, or only half loonie?
When all the students in my school got up and sang – things got really a Glee in a hurry.
what does a bug sound like hitting the windshield?
Bee flat.
The blind jazz singer had pimples. Does noticing that make me Ray cyst?
What’s a real estate lawyer’s least favourite song? “Lien On Me“.
As I was studying grammar, I realized that music star Dolly was no longer attractive. It must have been the Past Parton Supple.
John Lennon was hungry, but he wouldn’t give pies a chance. He insisted on having a yellow submarine. Paul just said ‘Let it Brie.’
