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The nerdiest rock band ever?

Deep Urkel.

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If they didn’t have Ringo, they’d have been the Beatless.

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Anyone who plays heavy metal at work is office rocker.

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I did you a favour and fed the singer of ‘Rolling in the Deep’. It was in Philadelphia.

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Man cannot live on bread alone?

Nonsense!

As the Beatles famously sang, ‘All You Need Is Loaf’.

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I ate lots of beans. Now I’m like the Beach Boys, feeling the gut fibrations.

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Fishermen are great singers. They know how to carry a tuna.

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The film about the time composer Johann Sebastian so desperately needed money, he prostituted himself?

Broke Bach Mountin’.

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Why was the soprano obsessed with songs that had both length and width?

Because she wanted to sing an area.

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If the group included a garbage man, they would have been the Swillage People. Their music was trashy anyway.

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