Anyone who can read music must be rather cleffer.
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Some people think that hiphop artists are more prone to sexual assaults, but I think that’s rapist.
Bjork sings in Icelandic pentameter?
Which rocker is famous for his sugary ballads? Bon-bon Jovi
When Napster hit the music industry, it was like Sharenobyl.
Which band’s ride always broke down? Van Ailin’
When the thief took off from the church with all the songbooks, the parishioners cried “Get hymn! He stole psalm-sing!”
You’re lucky if the composer of the Hungarian Rhapsody makes your acquaintance – you can add him to your Franz Liszt!
The film about the time composer Johann Sebastian so desperately needed money, he prostituted himself?
Broke Bach Mountin’.
The age of religious factionalism is not over. In the news these days, Snoop Dogg is responsible for the Great Shizzum.


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