During his ‘bestiality years’ Elvis recorded several hits: Not just ‘Hound Dog’, of course, but also ‘Love Me Ten Deers’, ‘Viva Las Wolverines’, and ‘In the Gecko.’
There was a famous crooner who sang exclusively about peeing. He was quite the bladdeer. Some of his hits included:
- Urol Always On My Mind (duet with Urethra Franklin)
- Give Piss a Chance
- Looey Looey
- I Streamed a Dream
His name? Huddy Bedwetter .
I lost the ability to sing! This situation is totally FEWBAR.
Ritchie Valens song about terrorism: ‘Allah Bomba’.
The people of Helsinki have never been a fan of Schubert’s UnFinnish Symphony.
What’s a real estate lawyer’s least favourite song? “Lien On Me“.
At first John Lennon refused to perform jingles for fast food ads, but then he decided to give pizza chants.
I’m thinking of buying a cat. I’ve heard cats can be finicky. In fact, the pet store said that the cat that I want only eats religiously consecrated fish — from the superorder elopomorpha. Pretty weird. So… when I get that feline, I need sectual eelings?
Which band’s ride always broke down? Van Ailin’
True story: I invented a singing beer, went on Shark Tank to get funding, but instead was met with a chorus of booze.