Mozart thought he was God. Whenever someone asked his name, he said “I am a deus.”
I won’t play music for my friend Monica. I don’t want to harm Monica.
Sixteenth century musicians were often guilty of lute behaviour. And any who denied it was considered a lyre.
How does a percussionist catch fish? A: Castanets.
Carilloneur employment has jumped: must be a high ring spree.
What’s a Scotsman’s favourite Ricky Martin song?
There are a lot of belles at the pealer bar. You’ll always have a good chime.
Santa’s favourite metal band? Sleigher.
Favourite music of a sushi-loving cannibal: Raw Kin Roll.
Eminem came on stage and the audience was rapped.