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In the ’70s, where did music go to die? A: The ABBAtoir.

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Don’t hang around musicians. They’re either cymbal-minded lyres or drum-soaked sax maniacs.

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Before the big recital, I lost my flute. Now I’m in a bit of a piccolo.

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How does a percussionist catch fish? A: Castanets.

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Shania does her thing and Shania’s estranged husband does another and never the Twains shall meet.

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Anyone who can read music must be rather cleffer.

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Santa’s favourite metal band? Sleigher.

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When all the students in my school got up and sang – things got really a Glee in a hurry.

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Fishermen are great singers. They know how to carry a tuna.

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