Explaining how to write music is always a draw note conversation. It may treble you, so I’ll stick to bassics.
I went to a Japanese food place where the service takes forever. I guess it was a wok on the ‘while’ side.
Carilloneur employment has jumped: must be a high ring spree.
In Russia, militant fans of punk music walk around with Clashnikovs. Their enemies fight back with Sex Pistols. At the end of the battle there are loud Ramones of pain. And blood is Ozzying from everywhere.
Did you know about P. Diddy’s record? He spent a few years in J-Lo. Then he left, because he didn’t want to be friends with Bennifers.
Judge: “The defendant is accused of selling bootlegged copies of ‘Mony Mony’…”
Lawyer: “I object, your honour, this is Idol speculation!”
What’s a homeless musician’s favourite instrument?
If I were a tree, I wood like poplar music. Especially Spruce Sprigsteen. Or Johnny Cash’s Balsam Prison Blues.
What’s a chicken’s favourite composer?
Johann Sebastian Bach Bach Bach!