In Russia, militant fans of punk music walk around with Clashnikovs. Their enemies fight back with Sex Pistols. At the end of the battle there are loud Ramones of pain. And blood is Ozzying from everywhere.
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Loading...Did you know about P. Diddy’s record? He spent a few years in J-Lo. Then he left, because he didn’t want to be friends with Bennifers.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Judge: “The defendant is accused of selling bootlegged copies of ‘Mony Mony’…”
Lawyer: “I object, your honour, this is Idol speculation!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...What’s a homeless musician’s favourite instrument?
‘obo.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...If I were a tree, I wood like poplar music. Especially Spruce Sprigsteen. Or Johnny Cash’s Balsam Prison Blues.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What’s a chicken’s favourite composer?
Johann Sebastian Bach Bach Bach!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Milli Vanilli song about rock-climbing with Republicans in Germany: ‘Belay Mitt on the Rhine‘.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Wearing your headphones backwards may cause ear reversible damage.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I can only write while cranking my boombox. So what if I’m guilty of stereo typing.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...In the ’70s, where did music go to die? A: The ABBAtoir.
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