People who sing off-key in the shower should be nerve-gassed. Only that will help the sarin-aid.
music
Fishermen are great singers. They know how to carry a tuna.
Which hit single was potentially libellous? “Calumny Maybe.”
I could never have predicted the success of Geddy Lee and Rush. But then again, I’m no progrocksticator.
What’s Phil Knight’s favourite music?
Sole.
Carilloneur employment has jumped: must be a high ring spree.
In the ’70s, where did music go to die? A: The ABBAtoir.
The most musical farts of the 20th century were from the Big Bang era. In fact, they were jazz-men scented.
Santa’s favourite metal band? Sleigher.
There was a famous crooner who sang exclusively about peeing. He was quite the bladdeer. Some of his hits included:
- Urol Always On My Mind (duet with Urethra Franklin)
- Give Piss a Chance
- Looey Looey
- Yellow
- I Streamed a Dream
His name? Huddy Bedwetter .