Mozart thought he was God. Whenever someone asked his name, he said “I am a deus.”
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I won’t play music for my friend Monica. I don’t want to harm Monica.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Sixteenth century musicians were often guilty of lute behaviour. And any who denied it was considered a lyre.
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...How does a percussionist catch fish? A: Castanets.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Carilloneur employment has jumped: must be a high ring spree.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What’s a Scotsman’s favourite Ricky Martin song?
She Baangs
(Rate This Pun)Loading...There are a lot of belles at the pealer bar. You’ll always have a good chime.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Santa’s favourite metal band? Sleigher.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Favourite music of a sushi-loving cannibal: Raw Kin Roll.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Eminem came on stage and the audience was rapped.
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