There was a famous crooner who sang exclusively about peeing. He was quite the bladdeer. Some of his hits included:
His name? Huddy Bedwetter .
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Loading...A famous composer was also a cyclist. But he refused to ride his new bach, because of the handel bars. So he took it back to the chopin began to rattle off a lizst of complaints. “Grrr… Schwinns,” he cried. But the store owner didn’t understand his unwillingness to ride. ‘Hey, it’s beets hooven‘ he said, ‘especially if you’re bizet! I was hoofin’ the other day, and got gum on my schubert!’ Riding is certainly better than taking de bussy; except if your bike is too heavy. This fellow’s ride weighed 20 kilobrahms! He took a ride by a painter’s castle once and admired the moat’s art. But some half-German, half-Russian idiot almost ran him over – what a scheisskopfsky! The composer fell headlong into a dog turd: a wipeout of operatic proportions – it was poo-chinny! He almost baroque his face, and was so shamed he went into haydn. Lessons learned? Cycling is a taste one must a choir. But if you decide to give up halfway through a ride, de bussy now comes with a bike-rachmaninoff!
(10 votes, average: 4.90 out of 5)Loading...I’m thinking of buying a cat. I’ve heard cats can be finicky. In fact, the pet store said that the cat that I want only eats religiously consecrated fish — from the superorder elopomorpha. Pretty weird. So… when I get that feline, I need sectual eelings?
(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)Loading...What song did Tom Jones write after misplacing his pet ungulate’s testicles?
“It’s Not a Gnu Jewel.”
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...What’s Phil Knight’s favourite music?
Sole.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Anyone who can read music must be rather cleffer.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Judge: “The defendant is accused of selling bootlegged copies of ‘Mony Mony’…”
Lawyer: “I object, your honour, this is Idol speculation!”
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I’m forming a Kindergarten Metal band. Gonna call it AB/CD.
(10 votes, average: 4.70 out of 5)Loading...I can only write while cranking my boombox. So what if I’m guilty of stereo typing.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Michael Jackson always wanted to fly like a bird. He even wrote that song, Be a Tit.
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