When the thief took off from the church with all the songbooks, the parishioners cried “Get hymn! He stole psalm-sing!”
The monks kicked the priests out of their choir because they couldn’t carry a tunic.
Did The Doors hold jamb sessions?
Do violinists sleep around?
Yes, they straddle various.
Q. Would your father rather tend to his marijuana grow-op, or sing children’s songs?
A. Pop hoes the weed soil.
The nerdiest rock band ever?
If they didn’t have Ringo, they’d have been the Beatless.
Anyone who plays heavy metal at work is office rocker.
I did you a favour and fed the singer of ‘Rolling in the Deep’. It was in Philadelphia.