The most musical farts of the 20th century were from the Big Bang era. In fact, they were jazz-men scented.
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Santa’s favourite metal band? Sleigher.
There was a famous crooner who sang exclusively about peeing. He was quite the bladdeer. Some of his hits included:
- Urol Always On My Mind (duet with Urethra Franklin)
- Give Piss a Chance
- Looey Looey
- Yellow
- I Streamed a Dream
His name? Huddy Bedwetter .
I can only write while cranking my boombox. So what if I’m guilty of stereo typing.
Mozart thought he was God. Whenever someone asked his name, he said “I am a deus.”
The mobster had a piano dropped on his head. That’s what happens with organized crime.
Billy Idol tried to clean up his act, but then was accused of Mony laundering.
I’m going on a hip-hop vacation. I have tupac fa’ sure. But my suitcase is notoriously B.I.G. – it’s so Puffy! I better rap it up and Run to the DMV to get my car.
What song did Tom Jones write after misplacing his pet ungulate’s testicles?
“It’s Not a Gnu Jewel.”
Only when the entire planet makes jokes about Billy Idol, will there be har mony.