2000 years ago, pop diva Lady Cleopatra had a smash hit: ‘Bad Romans‘.
Bjork sings in Icelandic pentameter?
John Lennon was hungry, but he wouldn’t give pies a chance. He insisted on having a yellow submarine. Paul just said ‘Let it Brie.’
Billy Idol tried to clean up his act, but then was accused of Mony laundering.
Many professional sculptors complain of extreme pain when listening to Clay Aiken.
Justin Timberlake’s concerts feature everything but the kitsch ‘N Sync.
When the thief took off from the church with all the songbooks, the parishioners cried “Get hymn! He stole psalm-sing!”
The monks kicked the priests out of their choir because they couldn’t carry a tunic.
Did The Doors hold jamb sessions?