I lost the ability to sing! This situation is totally FEWBAR.
Ritchie Valens song about terrorism: ‘Allah Bomba’.
The people of Helsinki have never been a fan of Schubert’s UnFinnish Symphony.
What’s a real estate lawyer’s least favourite song? “Lien On Me“.
At first John Lennon refused to perform jingles for fast food ads, but then he decided to give pizza chants.
I’m thinking of buying a cat. I’ve heard cats can be finicky. In fact, the pet store said that the cat that I want only eats religiously consecrated fish — from the superorder elopomorpha. Pretty weird. So… when I get that feline, I need sectual eelings?
Which band’s ride always broke down? Van Ailin’
True story: I invented a singing beer, went on Shark Tank to get funding, but instead was met with a chorus of booze.
Mozart thought he was God. Whenever someone asked his name, he said “I am a deus.”
Where will they ear wrecked the Museum of Loud Music?