My Stradivarius brand bike did not come with stopping devices. I had to install some to brake the cycle of violins.
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...The monks kicked the priests out of their choir because they couldn’t carry a tunic.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...MidEast rappers? The legendary MC Hamir sang ‘Too Legit Tikrit‘.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Many professional sculptors complain of extreme pain when listening to Clay Aiken.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Milli Vanilli song about rock-climbing with Republicans in Germany: ‘Belay Mitt on the Rhine‘.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If they didn’t have Ringo, they’d have been the Beatless.
(6 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...There are a lot of belles at the pealer bar. You’ll always have a good chime.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When I lent some Robert Smith CDs to my friend the soprano, it was as though I’d found The Cure for cantor.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...I lost the ability to sing! This situation is totally FEWBAR.
(3 votes, average: 1.67 out of 5)Loading...Why was the soprano obsessed with songs that had both length and width?
Because she wanted to sing an area.
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