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Hungry novelists enjoy dinner with all the fictions.

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Those who write Lord of the Rings dictionaries lead satisfying lives of elf-factualization.

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Writing a symphony is a draw note process.

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I’m proud to be an editor. It’s a very rewording job.

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If you see someone writing with their finger, you should offer them a pen for their thoughts.

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I can only write while cranking my boombox. So what if I’m guilty of stereo typing.

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How does a permanent marker work? I simply can’t de-scribe it.

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Bic’s newest version of the writing instrument enjoyed market pen iteration.

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The insect screenplay was critiqued for an overuse of pest asides.

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An author on a book tour has to hire wroties.

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