When I told my family I was becoming a yoga instructor they looked at me like I was a mat man.
People who work at car factories are just out to make a quick Buick.
Oil drillers never stop working, even when on hole a day.
Mushroom pickers have loose morels.
I just got a job running Old McDonald’s farm. I’m the new CEIEIO.
I’m proud to be an editor. It’s a very rewording job.
I got a job at a garbage dump. I’m a fill-land thropist.
Poets should be paid by the stanza. Is that such a per verse idea?
I wanted a job as a guillotine operator so I could, you know, get a head.
I want a job at Canada Goose. Guess I’ll have to learn coating.