If you work in demolition, you deserve a raze.
Very few Broadway actors live a Tony lifestyle.
Oil drillers never stop working, even when on hole a day.
I want to be a pastry chef, because I feel that tart imitates life.
I just got a job running Old McDonald’s farm. I’m the new CEIEIO.
When I told my family I was becoming a yoga instructor they looked at me like I was a mat man.
Filling sausages for a living? That’s a wurst-case scenario.
Join the circus and put your life on the lion. You’ll have all the trapeze of success. It’s in tents. So go for the juggler.
I gave up surfing in Hawaii to make sandwiches. Now my life is very sub dude.
I want a job at Canada Goose. Guess I’ll have to learn coating.