When I told my family I was becoming a yoga instructor they looked at me like I was a mat man.
I work for a guy named James. Guess you say could I’ve joined the Jim.
If you work in demolition, you deserve a raze.
I just got a job running Old McDonald’s farm. I’m the new CEIEIO.
Lexicographer Noah Webster was blessed with define inspiration.
Installing a new fuse box? You should call an electrician. I mean, wiring anyone else?
Join the circus and put your life on the lion. You’ll have all the trapeze of success. It’s in tents. So go for the juggler.
Fishermen are great singers. They know how to carry a tuna.
I’m proud to be an editor. It’s a very rewording job.
I gave up surfing in Hawaii to make sandwiches. Now my life is very sub dude.