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Mushroom pickers have loose morels.

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If you fire someone arbitrarily, then it’s just cuz.

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I was once a professional dumpster diver. But when my career ended, I was just another has bin.

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I got a job at a garbage dump. I’m a fill-land thropist.

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When I told my family I was becoming a yoga instructor they looked at me like I was a mat man.

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I work for a guy named James. Guess you say could I’ve joined the Jim.

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If you work in demolition, you deserve a raze.

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I just got a job running Old McDonald’s farm. I’m the new CEIEIO.

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Lexicographer Noah Webster was blessed with define inspiration.

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Installing a new fuse box? You should call an electrician. I mean, wiring anyone else?

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