Becoming a lumberjack is a question of wood, not could.
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Join the circus and put your life on the lion. You’ll have all the trapeze of success. It’s in tents. So go for the juggler.
If you get downsized from a castle, you’ve been de-moated.
To get a job as a lifeguard, you need to know someone with lots of pool.
If you fire someone arbitrarily, then it’s just cuz.
When I told my family I was becoming a yoga instructor they looked at me like I was a mat man.
Mushroom pickers have loose morels.
People who work at car factories are just out to make a quick Buick.
I want a job at Canada Goose. Guess I’ll have to learn coating.
Poets should be paid by the stanza. Is that such a per verse idea?


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