I gave up surfing in Hawaii to make sandwiches. Now my life is very sub dude.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...I was once a professional dumpster diver. But when my career ended, I was just another has bin.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Fishermen are great singers. They know how to carry a tuna.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I wanted a job as a guillotine operator so I could, you know, get a head.
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Installing a new fuse box? You should call an electrician. I mean, wiring anyone else?
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...I work for a guy named James. Guess you say could I’ve joined the Jim.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...If you work in demolition, you deserve a raze.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Very few Broadway actors live a Tony lifestyle.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Oil drillers never stop working, even when on hole a day.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I want to be a pastry chef, because I feel that tart imitates life.
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