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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘Ned and Ed’:

12/08/12

Ned: Did your dog eat your squid?
Ed: No. It was my cat. It was an act o puss.

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03/05/11

NED: When I bleed, I’m like ALL CAPS…
ED: Huh?
NED: SQWERTYING LIKE MAD!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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01/30/11

NED: Where’s the nearest burger pit?
ED:  I don’t know, ask a Pittsburgher.

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09/12/10

NED: It’s raining spiders!
ED: Oh no.
NED: It’s a tarantula downpour!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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09/09/10

NED: I met a woman with water-based breast implants!
ED: Really?
NED: It was nice to make her aqua-in-tits!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 2.20 out of 5)
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07/28/10

NED: I caught you heating up your own booger!
ED: So?
NED: Your goos is cooked!

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06/14/10

NED: Do you laugh at heart attack puns?

ED: Yes. Artery hard har!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)
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05/19/10

NED: St Patrick’s day is 10 months away. Should I work on my Irish accent?
ED: No, if it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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10/24/09

NED: Please show me your belly button.
ED: Huh?
NED: It’s a matter of national security. Please, show me your belly button!
ED: What are you talking about. Go away!
NED: I’m collecting navel intelligence!!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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09/07/09

NED: I cut my leg. It’s bleeding.
ED: Quick, get a bandage.
NED: I can’t. I don’t believe in gauze.
ED: Huh?
NED: It’s true. I am ragnostic.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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