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Puns tagged ‘Ned and Ed’:

12/08/12

Ned: Did your dog eat your squid?
Ed: No. It was my cat. It was an act o puss.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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03/05/11

NED: When I bleed, I’m like ALL CAPS…
ED: Huh?
NED: SQWERTYING LIKE MAD!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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01/30/11

NED: Where’s the nearest burger pit?
ED:  I don’t know, ask a Pittsburgher.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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09/12/10

NED: It’s raining spiders!
ED: Oh no.
NED: It’s a tarantula downpour!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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09/09/10

NED: I met a woman with water-based breast implants!
ED: Really?
NED: It was nice to make her aqua-in-tits!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 2.20 out of 5)
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07/28/10

NED: I caught you heating up your own booger!
ED: So?
NED: Your goos is cooked!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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06/14/10

NED: Do you laugh at heart attack puns?

ED: Yes. Artery hard har!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)
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05/19/10

NED: St Patrick’s day is 10 months away. Should I work on my Irish accent?
ED: No, if it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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10/24/09

NED: Please show me your belly button.
ED: Huh?
NED: It’s a matter of national security. Please, show me your belly button!
ED: What are you talking about. Go away!
NED: I’m collecting navel intelligence!!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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09/07/09

NED: I cut my leg. It’s bleeding.
ED: Quick, get a bandage.
NED: I can’t. I don’t believe in gauze.
ED: Huh?
NED: It’s true. I am ragnostic.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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