NED: Joe Malignant is no longer my friend.
ED: Why not?
NED: Because – he’s always spreading tumours about me!
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Loading... (Rate This Pun)Loading...Ned and Ed
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: I caught you heating up your own booger!
ED: So?
NED: Your goos is cooked!
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: How was your trip to the farm?
ED: Very bizarre!
NED: Why’s that?
ED: Well, I never thought I’d see a wasp screwing a bull, butt lowin’ bee-hole – there it was!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: I have a foot fetish!
ED: Huh?
NED: Just call me Toe bias!
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: Being a cremator is a lucrative business.
ED: How’s that?
NED: You urn a lot!
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...NED: I dropped my jar of strawberry jam. It landed on the floor!
ED: Oh no.
NED: Now it’s busted. I wasn’t ex-pectin that.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: It’s raining spiders!
ED: Oh no.
NED: It’s a tarantula downpour!
(5 votes, average: 2.60 out of 5)Loading...NED: I have a knocker on my house door.
ED: Really. You have a knocker.
NED: Does that impress you?
ED: Yes. You deserve the No Bell prize.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: Did the Secretary of State buy a new car?
ED: Who – HondaLeasa Rice?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: Was it was strange working beside the woman who had poseable breasts?
ED: Yes – it was quite the jugs-to-position!
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