NED: I refuse to write poetry about pigs’ knees.
ED: Why’s that?
NED: It’s against my religion. I don’t do pigs’ knees. Is that controversial?
ED: Well, you sure have a hardline stanza on a boar shin!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Leave a Comment