David Cameron to his referendum foes: “Don’t mess with me. I’ll EU for Brexit!’
Don’t joke about Hillary Clinton and PMS – she’s the Secretory of State!
Things in Libya are getting Mo ammar crazy. Every time their leader speaks he Tripolis over his words. It’s a Gadafestrophe.
The amputee politician was vainly obsessed with his leg I see.
Which famous Russian would not have approved of Vladimir? Rasputin.
The situation in Egypt is totally MUBAR.
Why did Obama need to go shopping for nylons?
Because – he lost the support of the hose.
In Russia, militant fans of punk music walk around with Clashnikovs. Their enemies fight back with Sex Pistols. At the end of the battle there are loud Ramones of pain. And blood is Ozzying from everywhere.
When President Obama needs to remember something, he just downloads it to Rahm.