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Puns tagged ‘politics’:

08/05/17

At the United Nations Conference on Poultry in Pecking, China, several accords were discussed, including a complicated capon-trade system. But as the cluck was winding down on the agreement, many nations cried fowl, arguing that capon-trade would only lead to more hen-some profits for agribusinesses, and real progress would be nothing but chicken feed. In order to lay down their yolks, developing nations staged a coop! Their leader made a speech, saying “When all people, white and dark, meat, there is hope.” This democratic gesture inspired everyone, even nations whose broil kings were in attendance. But the cynical members of the global press downplayed the developments,¬† just drank a lot of Wild Turkey and got totally basted. #classicpun-011026

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04/12/17

Trump’s trying to force a new one-sided trade deal on Canada and Mexico, aka HAFTA.

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04/06/17

Ancient Greek politicians always blamed the Medea.

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02/26/17

How does President Trump hunt for Easter surprises? By issuing an eggs-accretive order.

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12/14/16

The 1st First Lady with breast implants is Melania Trump, aka the FLOATUS.

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11/29/16

Castro was against neo-feudalism and for no-foodalism. Meanwhile Trudeau Fidels while Ottawa burns.

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11/27/16

A fact-checker for the former VP candidate Sarah, aka a Palin-ontologist.

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09/16/16

Trump isn’t a politician. He’s appallitician.

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06/22/16

Sign in a UK shop window: You Brexit EU bought it.

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06/16/16

David Cameron to his referendum foes: “Don’t mess with me. I’ll EU for Brexit!’

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