   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. Puns tagged ‘politics’:Warning: Missing argument 2 for WP_Export_Utility::the_post() in /homepages/42/d113154375/htdocs/wp3test/wp-content/plugins/wp-exporter/utility.php on line 114 09/28/17
Imagine the puns if Clinton were president. They would be Hilary US.  (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Warning: Missing argument 2 for WP_Export_Utility::the_post() in /homepages/42/d113154375/htdocs/wp3test/wp-content/plugins/wp-exporter/utility.php on line 114 08/05/17
At the United Nations Conference on Poultry in Pecking, China, several accords were discussed, including a complicated capon-trade system. But as the cluck was winding down on the agreement, many nations cried fowl, arguing that capon-trade would only lead to more hen-some profits for agribusinesses, and real progress would be nothing but chicken feed. In order to lay down their yolks, developing nations staged a coop! Their leader made a speech, saying “When all people, white and dark, meat, there is hope.” This democratic gesture inspired everyone, even nations whose broil kings were in attendance. But the cynical members of the global press downplayed the developments, just drank a lot of Wild Turkey and got totally basted. #classicpun-011026 (5 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Warning: Missing argument 2 for WP_Export_Utility::the_post() in /homepages/42/d113154375/htdocs/wp3test/wp-content/plugins/wp-exporter/utility.php on line 114 04/12/17
Trump’s trying to force a new one-sided trade deal on Canada and Mexico, aka HAFTA. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Warning: Missing argument 2 for WP_Export_Utility::the_post() in /homepages/42/d113154375/htdocs/wp3test/wp-content/plugins/wp-exporter/utility.php on line 114 04/06/17
Ancient Greek politicians always blamed the Medea. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Warning: Missing argument 2 for WP_Export_Utility::the_post() in /homepages/42/d113154375/htdocs/wp3test/wp-content/plugins/wp-exporter/utility.php on line 114 02/26/17
How does President Trump hunt for Easter surprises? By issuing an eggs-accretive order. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Warning: Missing argument 2 for WP_Export_Utility::the_post() in /homepages/42/d113154375/htdocs/wp3test/wp-content/plugins/wp-exporter/utility.php on line 114 12/14/16
The 1st First Lady with breast implants is Melania Trump, aka the FLOATUS.  (2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...Warning: Missing argument 2 for WP_Export_Utility::the_post() in /homepages/42/d113154375/htdocs/wp3test/wp-content/plugins/wp-exporter/utility.php on line 114 11/29/16
Castro was against neo-feudalism and for no-foodalism. Meanwhile Trudeau Fidels while Ottawa burns. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Warning: Missing argument 2 for WP_Export_Utility::the_post() in /homepages/42/d113154375/htdocs/wp3test/wp-content/plugins/wp-exporter/utility.php on line 114 11/27/16
A fact-checker for the former VP candidate Sarah, aka a Palin-ontologist. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...Warning: Missing argument 2 for WP_Export_Utility::the_post() in /homepages/42/d113154375/htdocs/wp3test/wp-content/plugins/wp-exporter/utility.php on line 114 09/16/16
Trump isn’t a politician. He’s appallitician.  (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5) Loading ...Warning: Missing argument 2 for WP_Export_Utility::the_post() in /homepages/42/d113154375/htdocs/wp3test/wp-content/plugins/wp-exporter/utility.php on line 114 06/22/16
Sign in a UK shop window: You Brexit EU bought it. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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