Puns tagged ‘politics’:
Plastic fruit will be banned at the upcoming G8/20 summits in Toronto. Officials have to secure the pear-imitator.
Puns tagged ‘politics’:06/19/10
Plastic fruit will be banned at the upcoming G8/20 summits in Toronto. Officials have to secure the pear-imitator. 05/11/10
YOUNG PEOPLE FILIBUSTERING Dear Pun Gents, a pun about young people and politics. ~Asghar, London, UK (long-time fan)
SOCIOPATHOLOGY Dear Pun Gents, socialists and death - can you do it? Need to beat ‘youthenasia.’ ~Emma, Melbourne AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
02/06/10
Don’t joke about Hillary Clinton and PMS - she’s the Secretory of State! 01/30/10
When President Obama needs to remember something, he just downloads it to Rahm. 01/28/10
STATE OF THE PUN-ION Dear Pun Gents, I’d like a pun in response to President Obama’s State of the Union speech. ~Adam, Plymouth, MA (long-time fan)
Help Adam out: Comment below with your $0.02 01/26/10
CAMPAIGN BUBBLE BATH Dear Pun Gents, something funny about John McCain swimming. ~Cody, Salem, OR AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
HELP CODY OUT: Comment below with your $0.02. 01/26/10
At the United Nations Conference on Poultry in Pecking, China, several accords were discussed, including a complicated capon-trade system. But as the cluck was winding down on the agreement, many nations cried fowl, arguing that capon-trade would only lead to more hen-some profits for agribusinesses, and real progress would be nothing but chicken feed. In order to lay down their yolks, developing nations staged a coop! Their leader made a speech, saying “When all people, white and dark, meat, there is hope.” This democratic gesture inspired everyone, even nations whose broil kings were in attendance. But the cynical members of the global press downplayed the developments, just drank a lot of Wild Turkey and got totally basted. 01/25/10
RETURN TO SENATOR Dear Pun Gents, I would like some puns related to the election in Massachusetts. ~Adam, Plymouth, MA AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
HELP ADAM OUT: Comment below with your $0.02. 01/24/10
The best place for a politician to apologize? Parle-lament. 10/21/09
Was the Reign of Terror peaceful? It was a blood-loss revolution, after all. 10/02/09
Which branch of study concerns the Communist movement? Castrophysics. 07/30/09
Hamas was elected in the Palestinian territories after promising not to implement environmental measures, such as the controversial car-bomb tax. 07/14/09
The amputee politician was vainly obsessed with his leg I see. 06/22/09
Even though the Sri Lankan civil war is over, there’s still a lot of violence. It’s not exactly smooth Ceylon. 06/02/09
Citizens have the inalienable right to smoke, according to the Constitution. It’s enshrined in the Billow Rights. 01/14/09
What Obama suffered from after the holidays: Presidential eggnog-urination. ![]() What Obama suffered from after the holidays: Presidential eggnog-urination. New Puns on Demand filled today! 12/27/08
VP candidate Sarah claims to know that the world was created 6,000 years ago—but most Palin-ontologists would disagree. 12/13/08
When reporters asked Pierre Trudeau if his carpet would ever match his drapes, he replied “Just swatch me!” 12/06/08
The Canadian people will tolerate a dictator. Which is why its parliament is pro-roguing. 11/21/08
For a while I was afraid Obama might not win—it was a case of Baracknophobia. 10/20/08
Womanizers prefer a female monarch—so they can pledge feel-titty to the queen. 10/19/08
High-ranking government ministers take taxis everywhere. They enjoy cabinet. 10/05/08
Barack Obama is much younger than his Republican rival. He was recently quoted as declaring, “I don’t need my cane as president!” 10/01/08
When reporters asked the Iranian president how he felt about America, he responded, “My mood? I’m mad! Didn’tcha know that?” 09/29/08
Stephen Harper just gave Canada a kick in the arts. 06/12/08
Morgan Tsvangirai, the leader of the opposition was silenced this week because he’s in Bob’s way. 03/09/08
03/05/08
All political speechwriters should be sentenced to death by electoral-elocution. 02/17/08
People who take flight from Cuba, never to return are known as Castro-nots. 02/14/08
Many Quebecers venerate their province’s flag, but trample on the Canadian flag. One is the Fleur de Lis, the other is the floor doiley. 01/30/08
Genocidal clan killings in Africa? Don’t get me started on a die a tribe! 01/23/08
In the US presidential primaries, vegetarians are overwhelmingly supporting the Democrats. To them Mitt is murder, and there’s no glove lost. 01/11/08
Irate protesters in Pakistan won’t rest until Musharraf is hung like a horse. That won’t be too hard, as he claims he can already pack his Stanfield. 01/04/08
American justice is an oxymoron, because the laws were made in an incongress fashion. 12/30/07
Pakistani President Musharraf is an excellent dancer. In the last few days, he showed the world he knows how to shake his Bhutto. 12/18/07
The state of emergency may be over, but the President’s dictatorship in Pakistan remains Pervez-ive. 11/28/07
Autonomy for midgets? I don’t believe in elf-rule! 11/13/07
When they cloned the great communist philosopher, it was a re-Marxable achievement. 11/11/07
Look out Pakistan - there’s a Musharraf in town! 11/07/07
My friend Chad once had dimples. Now he has a florid a-ppearance, after being gored in the bush. For those who criticize socialized medicine: ICU in Hell. 10/12/07
The vote for electoral reform came up MMP. 10/11/07
The embattled Russian emperor was thrown into a ditch. Upon being pulled out, he remarked, “I am not a fan of Czar chasm.” 10/10/07
NED: Does Ontario have electile dysfunction? 02/17/07
President Bush once took off his socks and spread out his pedal phalanges in Congress. He was criticized for abusing his ‘V’-toe. 11/23/06
Fight the Mujahideen? So viet. 11/21/06
In Russia, militant fans of punk music walk around with Clashnikovs. Their enemies fight back with Sex Pistols. At the end of the battle there are loud Ramones of pain. And blood is Ozzying from everywhere. 10/16/06
Which disease devastated Russia for centuries? CZARS. 10/01/06
NED: Will Schwarzenegger be re-elected in California? |