For political scientists, the upcoming Canadian election is a process of Harpeer Review.
In Russia, militant fans of punk music walk around with Clashnikovs. Their enemies fight back with Sex Pistols. At the end of the battle there are loud Ramones of pain. And blood is Ozzying from everywhere.
To pass a law, the Queen must fart. Only then will it have royal ass scent.
War on Terror prisoner scandals? Man, shit keeps hitting the fan down in Cuba. They should call it One Mo’ Ton O’ Guano Bay.
Did Snoop Dogg admire Mussolini? Fascizzum.
The situation in Egypt is totally MUBAR.
When he was a young man Fidel Castro went to a Cuban psychic and asked if she could tell anything about him. The old woman looked at Fidel closely and declared, “You should avoid alcohol at all costs. Because when you are drunk I predict that you will make waves, overthrow governments, and stir up revolution!” She pointed at him, “So do not, under any circumstances, become inebriated!”
Well, El Commandante was put off. This was ridiculous:
“Me, a drunken revolutionary?” he replied, “that’s preposterous!” And he pointed a finger back, “Ma’am, you are a crook and a charlatan. Why, I don’t even believe in stupor-sedition!”
Didja hear a 1960s Canadian prime minister started wearing earrings? It’s true it’s true, Lester B Pearson.
Where does ISIS wish to conquer? A: Caliphornia.
Snoop Dogg is the latest celebrity to speak out against far right fuzz shizzum.