Many Quebecers venerate their province’s flag, but trample on the Canadian flag. One is the Fleur de Lis, the other is the floor doiley.
Tricycle riders dabble in communism.
It is treasonous to tamper with unlabeled stool samples. You will be branded a tray turd.
The embattled Russian emperor was thrown into a ditch. Upon being pulled out, he remarked, “I am not a fan of Czar chasm.”
American justice is an oxymoron, because the laws were made in an incongress fashion.
Obama is always put on a POTUSdal.
In the Horse Parliament, the neighs have it.
The former secretary-general of the United Nations always enjoyed a ‘double-double’ coffee. In fact they called him Sucrose-Sucrose Ghali.
The 1st First Lady with breast implants is Melania Trump, aka the FLOATUS.
Plastic fruit will be banned at the upcoming G8/20 summits in Toronto. Officials have to secure the pear-imitator.