It is treasonous to tamper with unlabeled stool samples. You will be branded a tray turd.
politics
To pass a law, the Queen must fart. Only then will it have royal ass scent.
Barack Obama is much younger than his Republican rival. He was recently quoted as declaring, “I don’t need my cane as president!”
American justice is an oxymoron, because the laws were made in an incongress fashion.
Morgan Tsvangirai, the leader of the opposition was silenced this week because he’s in Bob’s way.
President Ford wanted to go to China, but was accused of political Gerry Mandarin.
Boris Yeltsin drank so much he became glassnosed.
The Canadian people will tolerate a dictator. Which is why its parliament is pro-roguing.
When President Obama needs to remember something, he just downloads it to Rahm.


