All political speechwriters should be sentenced to death by electoral-elocution.
By executive order, Russian vodka must be 50% alcohol. The proof is in the Putin.
The Canadian people will tolerate a dictator. Which is why its parliament is pro-roguing.
Many Quebecers venerate their province’s flag, but trample on the Canadian flag. One is the Fleur de Lis, the other is the floor doiley.
Tricycle riders dabble in communism.
It is treasonous to tamper with unlabeled stool samples. You will be branded a tray turd.
The embattled Russian emperor was thrown into a ditch. Upon being pulled out, he remarked, “I am not a fan of Czar chasm.”
American justice is an oxymoron, because the laws were made in an incongress fashion.
Obama is always put on a POTUSdal.
In the Horse Parliament, the neighs have it.