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Puns tagged ‘politics’:
08/05/17
At the United Nations Conference on Poultry in Pecking, China, several accords were discussed, including a complicated capon-trade system. But as the cluck was winding down on the agreement, many nations cried fowl, arguing that capon-trade would only lead to more hen-some profits for agribusinesses, and real progress would be nothing but chicken feed. In order to lay down their yolks, developing nations staged a coop! Their leader made a speech, saying “When all people, white and dark, meat, there is hope.” This democratic gesture inspired everyone, even nations whose broil kings were in attendance. But the cynical members of the global press downplayed the developments, just drank a lot of Wild Turkey and got totally basted. #classicpun-011026
| Topic: chickens, food and drink, politics, the environment | 1 COMMENT »
04/12/17
Trump’s trying to force a new one-sided trade deal on Canada and Mexico, aka HAFTA.
| Topic: business, economy, free trade, north america, politics, trade, trump, USA | COMMENT »
04/06/17
Ancient Greek politicians always blamed the Medea.
| Topic: ancient greece, politics, the media | COMMENT »
02/26/17
How does President Trump hunt for Easter surprises? By issuing an eggs-accretive order.
| Topic: celebrities, donald trump, easter, holidays, in the news, politicians, politics, us politics, USA | COMMENT »
12/14/16
The 1st First Lady with breast implants is Melania Trump, aka the FLOATUS.
| Topic: anatomy, breast implants, fake boobs, melania trump, politics, USA | COMMENT »
11/29/16
Castro was against neo-feudalism and for no-foodalism. Meanwhile Trudeau Fidels while Ottawa burns.
| Topic: canada, castro, communism, cuba, in the news, justin trudeau, politics, world leaders | COMMENT »
11/27/16
A fact-checker for the former VP candidate Sarah, aka a Palin-ontologist.
| Topic: paleontology, politics, sarah palin | COMMENT »
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09/16/16
Trump isn’t a politician. He’s appallitician.
| Topic: donald trump, politics, USA | COMMENT »
06/22/16
Sign in a UK shop window: You Brexit EU bought it.
| Topic: brexit, elections, eu, european union, politics, united kingdom, voting | COMMENT »
06/16/16
David Cameron to his referendum foes: “Don’t mess with me. I’ll EU for Brexit!’
| Topic: brexit, david cameron, eu, politics, the european union, voting | COMMENT »
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