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President Bush once took off his socks and spread out his pedal phalanges in Congress. He was criticized for abusing his ‘V’-toe.

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Was the Reign of Terror peaceful? It was a blood-loss revolution, after all.

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What describes Assad as ruler? A potent hate.

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To pass a law, the Queen must fart. Only then will it have royal ass scent.

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When reporters asked the Iranian president how he felt about America, he responded, “My mood? I’m mad! Didn’tcha know that?”

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The protestors outside the Bata factory outlet were zealously opposed to a woman’s right to shoes.

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The embattled Russian emperor was thrown into a ditch. Upon being pulled out, he remarked, “I am not a fan of Czar chasm.”

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A fact-checker for the former VP candidate Sarah, aka a Palin-ontologist.

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The blind man protesting outside the White House was brailling against authority.

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