Snoop Dogg is the latest celebrity to speak out against far right fuzz shizzum.
Smartphone downloads will at last be available in North Korea, under the U.S. and South Korea’s policy of app easement.
If Trump fires his vice president, it could be ex Pence ive.
Did Nazis favour Goebbelization?
Imagine the puns if Clinton were president. They would be Hilary US.
At the United Nations Conference on Poultry in Pecking, China, several accords were discussed, including a complicated capon-trade system. But as the cluck was winding down on the agreement, many nations cried fowl, arguing that capon-trade would only lead to more hen-some profits for agribusinesses, and real progress would be nothing but chicken feed. In order to lay down their yolks, developing nations staged a coop! Their leader made a speech, saying “When all people, white and dark, meat, there is hope.” This democratic gesture inspired everyone, even nations whose broil kings were in attendance. But the cynical members of the global press downplayed the developments, just drank a lot of Wild Turkey and got totally basted. #classicpun-011026
Trump’s trying to force a new one-sided trade deal on Canada and Mexico, aka HAFTA.
Ancient Greek politicians always blamed the Medea.
How does President Trump hunt for Easter surprises? By issuing an eggs-accretive order.
The 1st First Lady with breast implants is Melania Trump, aka the FLOATUS.