Heads of state don’t play volleyball. It could a set a president. It spikes ill of any such figure who seeks a bump in popularity.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Barack Obama is much younger than his Republican rival. He was recently quoted as declaring, “I don’t need my cane as president!”
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...David Cameron to his referendum foes: “Don’t mess with me. I’ll EU for Brexit!’
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...In the US presidential primaries, vegetarians are overwhelmingly supporting the Democrats. To them Mitt is murder, and there’s no glove lost.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...For political scientists, the upcoming Canadian election is a process of Harpeer Review.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...In Russia, militant fans of punk music walk around with Clashnikovs. Their enemies fight back with Sex Pistols. At the end of the battle there are loud Ramones of pain. And blood is Ozzying from everywhere.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...To pass a law, the Queen must fart. Only then will it have royal ass scent.
(6 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...War on Terror prisoner scandals? Man, shit keeps hitting the fan down in Cuba. They should call it One Mo’ Ton O’ Guano Bay.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Did Snoop Dogg admire Mussolini? Fascizzum.
(8 votes, average: 3.88 out of 5)Loading...The situation in Egypt is totally MUBAR.
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