Obama is always put on a POTUSdal.
In the Horse Parliament, the neighs have it.
The former secretary-general of the United Nations always enjoyed a ‘double-double’ coffee. In fact they called him Sucrose-Sucrose Ghali.
The 1st First Lady with breast implants is Melania Trump, aka the FLOATUS.
Plastic fruit will be banned at the upcoming G8/20 summits in Toronto. Officials have to secure the pear-imitator.
The municipal government decided to withdraw funds from their lawnbowling leagues, and hold a massive city-wide orgy instead. Needless to say, the associations of elderly lawnbowlers protested this senseless act of de-bocce-ry.
Castro is getting rid of his nation’s humiliating food lineups. “Because,” he explained, “we are Queue-ban.”
Some politicians are in the pocket of the mapmakers lobby, and other spatial interest groups.
When Obama makes decisions he is unduly influenced by his Boehner.