Trump isn’t a politician. He’s appallitician.
Ancient Greek politicians always blamed the Medea.
At the United Nations Conference on Poultry in Pecking, China, several accords were discussed, including a complicated capon-trade system. But as the cluck was winding down on the agreement, many nations cried fowl, arguing that capon-trade would only lead to more hen-some profits for agribusinesses, and real progress would be nothing but chicken feed. In order to lay down their yolks, developing nations staged a coop! Their leader made a speech, saying “When all people, white and dark, meat, there is hope.” This democratic gesture inspired everyone, even nations whose broil kings were in attendance. But the cynical members of the global press downplayed the developments, just drank a lot of Wild Turkey and got totally basted. #classicpun-011026
All political speechwriters should be sentenced to death by electoral-elocution.
By executive order, Russian vodka must be 50% alcohol. The proof is in the Putin.
The Canadian people will tolerate a dictator. Which is why its parliament is pro-roguing.
Many Quebecers venerate their province’s flag, but trample on the Canadian flag. One is the Fleur de Lis, the other is the floor doiley.
Tricycle riders dabble in communism.
It is treasonous to tamper with unlabeled stool samples. You will be branded a tray turd.
The embattled Russian emperor was thrown into a ditch. Upon being pulled out, he remarked, “I am not a fan of Czar chasm.”