Mr. Mucus ran for governor. He was extremely boogernatorial.
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U.S. politics True or False: A Harry Reid is worse than a relentless Boehner.
Many Quebecers venerate their province’s flag, but trample on the Canadian flag. One is the Fleur de Lis, the other is the floor doiley.
Fight the Mujahideen? So viet.
Is Rob Ford an aristocrat or a risk to crack?
Fascism was heil-ly popular in its day.
At the United Nations Conference on Poultry in Pecking, China, several accords were discussed, including a complicated capon-trade system. But as the cluck was winding down on the agreement, many nations cried fowl, arguing that capon-trade would only lead to more hen-some profits for agribusinesses, and real progress would be nothing but chicken feed. In order to lay down their yolks, developing nations staged a coop! Their leader made a speech, saying “When all people, white and dark, meat, there is hope.” This democratic gesture inspired everyone, even nations whose broil kings were in attendance. But the cynical members of the global press downplayed the developments, just drank a lot of Wild Turkey and got totally basted. #classicpun-011026
In Russia, militant fans of punk music walk around with Clashnikovs. Their enemies fight back with Sex Pistols. At the end of the battle there are loud Ramones of pain. And blood is Ozzying from everywhere.
Things in Libya are getting Mo ammar crazy. Every time their leader speaks he Tripolis over his words. It’s a Gadafestrophe.