The embattled Russian emperor was thrown into a ditch. Upon being pulled out, he remarked, “I am not a fan of Czar chasm.”
A fact-checker for the former VP candidate Sarah, aka a Palin-ontologist.
The blind man protesting outside the White House was brailling against authority.
Sign in a UK shop window: You Brexit EU bought it.
You can wed your lizard in the US. They just legalized marry iguana.
Plastic fruit will be banned at the upcoming G8/20 summits in Toronto. Officials have to secure the pear-imitator.
All political speechwriters should be sentenced to death by electoral-elocution.
The Icelandic parliament is in recess. Althings must come to an end.
The best place for a politician to apologize? Parle-lament.
President Ford wanted to go to China, but was accused of political Gerry Mandarin.