Many Quebecers venerate their province’s flag, but trample on the Canadian flag. One is the Fleur de Lis, the other is the floor doiley.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Tricycle riders dabble in communism.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...It is treasonous to tamper with unlabeled stool samples. You will be branded a tray turd.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The embattled Russian emperor was thrown into a ditch. Upon being pulled out, he remarked, “I am not a fan of Czar chasm.”
(7 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5)Loading...American justice is an oxymoron, because the laws were made in an incongress fashion.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Obama is always put on a POTUSdal.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...In the Horse Parliament, the neighs have it.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...The former secretary-general of the United Nations always enjoyed a ‘double-double’ coffee. In fact they called him Sucrose-Sucrose Ghali.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The 1st First Lady with breast implants is Melania Trump, aka the FLOATUS.
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Plastic fruit will be banned at the upcoming G8/20 summits in Toronto. Officials have to secure the pear-imitator.
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