David Cameron to his referendum foes: “Don’t mess with me. I’ll EU for Brexit!’
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The protestors outside the Bata factory outlet were zealously opposed to a woman’s right to shoes.
The amputee politician was vainly obsessed with his leg I see.
People who take flight from Cuba, never to return are known as Castro-nots.
You can wed your lizard in the US. They just legalized marry iguana.
All political speechwriters should be sentenced to death by electoral-elocution.
Ancient Greek politicians always blamed the Medea.
By executive order, Russian vodka must be 50% alcohol. The proof is in the Putin.
Snoop Dogg is the latest celebrity to speak out against far right fuzz shizzum.
Obama is always put on a POTUSdal.