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All political speechwriters should be sentenced to death by electoral-elocution.

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By executive order, Russian vodka must be 50% alcohol. The proof is in the Putin.

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The Canadian people will tolerate a dictator. Which is why its parliament is pro-roguing.

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Many Quebecers venerate their province’s flag, but trample on the Canadian flag. One is the Fleur de Lis, the other is the floor doiley.

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Tricycle riders dabble in communism.

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It is treasonous to tamper with unlabeled stool samples. You will be branded a tray turd.

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The embattled Russian emperor was thrown into a ditch. Upon being pulled out, he remarked, “I am not a fan of Czar chasm.”

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American justice is an oxymoron, because the laws were made in an incongress fashion.

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Obama is always put on a POTUSdal.

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In the Horse Parliament, the neighs have it.

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