The municipal government decided to withdraw funds from their lawnbowling leagues, and hold a massive city-wide orgy instead. Needless to say, the associations of elderly lawnbowlers protested this senseless act of de-bocce-ry.
Castro is getting rid of his nation’s humiliating food lineups. “Because,” he explained, “we are Queue-ban.”
Some politicians are in the pocket of the mapmakers lobby, and other spatial interest groups.
When Obama makes decisions he is unduly influenced by his Boehner.
Boris Yeltsin drank so much he became glassnosed.
Was the Reign of Terror peaceful? It was a blood-loss revolution, after all.
Sign in a UK shop window: You Brexit EU bought it.
Things in Libya are getting Mo ammar crazy. Every time their leader speaks he Tripolis over his words. It’s a Gadafestrophe.
Fascism was heil-ly popular in its day.