Subscribe to Pun of the Day by email:









  Follow us on Twitter 

Puns tagged ‘in the news’:

11/29/16

Castro was against neo-feudalism and for no-foodalism. Meanwhile Trudeau Fidels while Ottawa burns.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...
02/24/16

Another virus? I’m so Zika it.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...
08/20/15

Uber is in trouble because it doesn’t pay any taxi.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (Rate This Pun)
Loading ... Loading ...
06/30/15

When things get too Greece-y, I say “E-U.”

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...
02/12/15

I don’t believe in vaccines. I guess I’m measley confused.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...
01/07/15

To those who say ‘No mo’ hammeding it up!’ we say ‘Christ! It’s a joke. Don’t have a Koranary!’ #JeSuisCharlie

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...
12/08/14

When accusing an elderly comedian of assault, there has to be probable Cosby.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...
11/09/14

Reese’s new peanut butter spread is controversial — it’s causing a stir among the Nutellagentsia.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...
10/19/14

My ex-girlfriend got Ebola. What a dirty fluidsy.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...
09/15/14

Iraq is a mess. Cleanup in ISIL 5!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...