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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘in the news’:

02/26/17

How does President Trump hunt for Easter surprises? By issuing an eggs-accretive order.

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11/29/16

Castro was against neo-feudalism and for no-foodalism. Meanwhile Trudeau Fidels while Ottawa burns.

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02/24/16

Another virus? I’m so Zika it.

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08/20/15

Uber is in trouble because it doesn’t pay any taxi.

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06/30/15

When things get too Greece-y, I say “E-U.”

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02/12/15

I don’t believe in vaccines. I guess I’m measley confused.

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01/07/15

To those who say ‘No mo’ hammeding it up!’ we say ‘Christ! It’s a joke. Don’t have a Koranary!’ #JeSuisCharlie

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12/08/14

When accusing an elderly comedian of assault, there has to be probable Cosby.

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11/09/14

Reese’s new peanut butter spread is controversial — it’s causing a stir among the Nutellagentsia.

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10/19/14

My ex-girlfriend got Ebola. What a dirty fluidsy.

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