Puns tagged ‘in the news’:
02/26/17
How does President Trump hunt for Easter surprises? By issuing an eggs-accretive order.
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/29/16
Castro was against neo-feudalism and for no-foodalism. Meanwhile Trudeau Fidels while Ottawa burns. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/24/16
Another virus? I’m so Zika it.  (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/20/15
Uber is in trouble because it doesn’t pay any taxi. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...06/30/15
When things get too Greece-y, I say “E-U.” (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/12/15
I don’t believe in vaccines. I guess I’m measley confused. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/07/15
To those who say ‘No mo’ hammeding it up!’ we say ‘Christ! It’s a joke. Don’t have a Koranary!’ #JeSuisCharlie (4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/08/14
When accusing an elderly comedian of assault, there has to be probable Cosby. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/09/14
Reese’s new peanut butter spread is controversial — it’s causing a stir among the Nutellagentsia. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...10/19/14
My ex-girlfriend got Ebola. What a dirty fluidsy. (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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