How does President Trump hunt for Easter surprises? By issuing an eggs-accretive order.
Castro was against neo-feudalism and for no-foodalism. Meanwhile Trudeau Fidels while Ottawa burns.
Another virus? I’m so Zika it.
Uber is in trouble because it doesn’t pay any taxi.
When things get too Greece-y, I say “E-U.”
I don’t believe in vaccines. I guess I’m measley confused.
To those who say ‘No mo’ hammeding it up!’ we say ‘Christ! It’s a joke. Don’t have a Koranary!’ #JeSuisCharlie
When accusing an elderly comedian of assault, there has to be probable Cosby.
Reese’s new peanut butter spread is controversial — it’s causing a stir among the Nutellagentsia.
My ex-girlfriend got Ebola. What a dirty fluidsy.