My ex-girlfriend got Ebola. What a dirty fluidsy.
Rob Ford mayor scandal?? Something’s rotund in the state of Denmark! #robford
Obama is always put on a POTUSdal.
Uber is in trouble because it doesn’t pay any taxi.
Iraq is a mess. Cleanup in ISIL 5!
When things get too Greece-y, I say “E-U.”
I don’t believe in vaccines. I guess I’m measley confused.
Smartphone downloads will at last be available in North Korea, under the U.S. and South Korea’s policy of app easement.
How does President Trump hunt for Easter surprises? By issuing an eggs-accretive order.
Castro was against neo-feudalism and for no-foodalism. Meanwhile Trudeau Fidels while Ottawa burns.