Iraq is a mess. Cleanup in ISIL 5!
Another virus? I’m so Zika it.
Rob Ford’s favourite sport: the have pipe.
When accusing an elderly comedian of assault, there has to be probable Cosby.
Castro was against neo-feudalism and for no-foodalism. Meanwhile Trudeau Fidels while Ottawa burns.
Reese’s new peanut butter spread is controversial — it’s causing a stir among the Nutellagentsia.
Is Rob Ford an aristocrat or a risk to crack?
Star Trek TNG gossip: Picard filmed a provocative tape with Kim the Cardassian, and he didnt even riker. He wasnt even a tractor to her. She had photon mouth disease. But she had a crusher on him, and held on to the data anyway. When it was released he called her a dirty Worf. She called him a little Wesley. They apparently used Vulcanized rubbers. But afterwards they weren’t beaming.
I would prostitute myself for the chance to join a radical Jewish sect. That’s right, I Lev Tahor.
My ex-girlfriend got Ebola. What a dirty fluidsy.