I would prostitute myself for the chance to join a radical Jewish sect. That’s right, I Lev Tahor.
I don’t believe in vaccines. I guess I’m measley confused.
Rob Ford mayor scandal?? Something’s rotund in the state of Denmark! #robford
How does President Trump hunt for Easter surprises? By issuing an eggs-accretive order.
Iraq is a mess. Cleanup in ISIL 5!
Another virus? I’m so Zika it.
Rob Ford’s favourite sport: the have pipe.
When accusing an elderly comedian of assault, there has to be probable Cosby.
Castro was against neo-feudalism and for no-foodalism. Meanwhile Trudeau Fidels while Ottawa burns.
Reese’s new peanut butter spread is controversial — it’s causing a stir among the Nutellagentsia.