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Iraq is a mess. Cleanup in ISIL 5!

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When things get too Greece-y, I say “E-U.”

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I don’t believe in vaccines. I guess I’m measley confused.

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Smartphone downloads will at last be available in North Korea, under the U.S. and South Korea’s policy of app easement.

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How does President Trump hunt for Easter surprises? By issuing an eggs-accretive order.

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Castro was against neo-feudalism and for no-foodalism. Meanwhile Trudeau Fidels while Ottawa burns.

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Another virus? I’m so Zika it.

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Uber is in trouble because it doesn’t pay any taxi.

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To those who say ‘No mo’ hammeding it up!’ we say ‘Christ! It’s a joke. Don’t have a Koranary!’ #JeSuisCharlie

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When accusing an elderly comedian of assault, there has to be probable Cosby.

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