Puns tagged ‘violence’:
09/04/17
I took a swing at the fog, but I mist.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/04/17
So… I beat my boss over the head with a pie chart. And they charged me with a graph-aided assault. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/24/17
Ritchie Valens song about terrorism: ‘Allah Bomba’.   (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...12/28/16
Don’t discuss units of heat with me. I will BTU! (Rate This Pun) Loading ...04/11/16
Anyone placed in a jar against their will has been vialated. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/20/16
Somebody punctuated me in the face, and I ended up in a comma. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/01/15
Race me to that glass of vegetable juice, and I will beet you to a pulp. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...05/23/15
A punch to the side of the head, aka a knuckle ear missile. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...12/09/14
The magician nonchalantly stabbed his assistant, displaying remarkable slayed offhand. (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/08/14
When accusing an elderly comedian of assault, there has to be probable Cosby. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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