A punch to the side of the head, aka a knuckle ear missile.
If you shoot someone in the eye you might not kill them, but you might give them Glock coma.
Bottom feeters need an ass-kicking.
When I saw the large Rocky Mountain deer getting beat up, all in a row, I was shocked. It was an elk-align battery.
My friend Grant had his skin forcibly removed. What a flay Grant violation.
If you beat someone with a glass flask, you’ll inflict bottley harm.
Ritchie Valens song about terrorism: ‘Allah Bomba’.
My friend was fired after he stabbed his boss in the forehead with a fork. He sued for prongful dismissal.
A mad baker came at me with a ryeful, a 12-grain shotgun with pumpernickel action! He look at me with such loaving, and said “You’re a gluten for punishment.” I never shoulda crust the guy. I barley survived the encounter, and there were no wheatnesses.
Which Native American princess would kick you in the nuts? Poke Cajones.