violence puns :: PunGents.com

Somebody punctuated me in the face, and I ended up in a comma.

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Don’t discuss units of heat with me. I will BTU!

(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

I took a swing at the fog, but I mist.

(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

A punch to the side of the head, aka a knuckle ear missile.

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

If you shoot someone in the eye you might not kill them, but you might give them Glock coma.

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Bottom feeters need an ass-kicking.

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When I saw the large Rocky Mountain deer getting beat up, all in a row, I was shocked. It was an elk-align battery.

(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

My friend Grant had his skin forcibly removed. What a flay Grant violation.

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If you beat someone with a glass flask, you’ll inflict bottley harm.

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Ritchie Valens song about terrorism: ‘Allah Bomba’.

(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)