Do rowdy sea creatures have barnacle fistfights?
Only when you are exposed to cannon fire, will you be one with the holey fodder.
Kung fu actor Bruce E.Z. Lee couldn’t take a punch.
Creatures that rapidly expand and then explode are all swell and gooed, but where’s the pun?
So… I beat my boss over the head with a pie chart. And they charged me with a graph-aided assault.
Anyone placed in a jar against their will has been vialated.
My friend Grant had his skin forcibly removed. What a flay Grant violation.
If they killed all the sheep it would be a cull lambity.
Race me to that glass of vegetable juice, and I will beet you to a pulp.
When accusing an elderly comedian of assault, there has to be probable Cosby.