When I saw the large Rocky Mountain deer getting beat up, all in a row, I was shocked. It was an elk-align battery.
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(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Race me to that glass of vegetable juice, and I will beet you to a pulp.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When Tyson bit Holyfield, it was earie.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The magician nonchalantly stabbed his assistant, displaying remarkable slayed offhand.
(7 votes, average: 1.43 out of 5)Loading...So… I beat my boss over the head with a pie chart. And they charged me with a graph-aided assault.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I used to put wine in my corn flakes. Then they arrested me on account of I was a cereal grapist.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Don’t discuss units of heat with me. I will BTU!
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...My friend hit me with a book. I said ‘Quit spine on me!’
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...A mugger attacked me with a sharp tool, but I knocked him out with a stale baguette. This proves that loaf conquers awl.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Anyone placed in a jar against their will has been vialated.
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