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Which Native American princess would kick you in the nuts? Poke Cajones.

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Taking high voltage to your body is an acquired tased.

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I used to put wine in my corn flakes. Then they arrested me on account of I was a cereal grapist.

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A mugger attacked me with a sharp tool, but I knocked him out with a stale baguette. This proves that loaf conquers awl.

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If you are attacked by an artist wielding an etching tool — run! For you are engrave danger. Seek refuge in your local embossing.

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My friend Grant had his skin forcibly removed. What a flay Grant violation.

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What do you call a matador who gets trampled? A dor mat.

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I took a swing at the fog, but I mist.

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So… I beat my boss over the head with a pie chart. And they charged me with a graph-aided assault.

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Ritchie Valens song about terrorism: ‘Allah Bomba’.

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