So… I beat my boss over the head with a pie chart. And they charged me with a graph-aided assault.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I used to put wine in my corn flakes. Then they arrested me on account of I was a cereal grapist.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Don’t discuss units of heat with me. I will BTU!
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...My friend hit me with a book. I said ‘Quit spine on me!’
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...A mugger attacked me with a sharp tool, but I knocked him out with a stale baguette. This proves that loaf conquers awl.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Anyone placed in a jar against their will has been vialated.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I took a swing at the fog, but I mist.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I was mocked for being insufficiently Scottish. They actually threatened to have me kilt.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If they killed all the sheep it would be a cull lambity.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Bottom feeters need an ass-kicking.
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