My friend was fired after he stabbed his boss in the forehead with a fork. He sued for prongful dismissal.
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(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Bottom feeters need an ass-kicking.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Taking high voltage to your body is an acquired tased.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Somebody punctuated me in the face, and I ended up in a comma.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My friend Grant had his skin forcibly removed. What a flay Grant violation.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Kung fu actor Bruce E.Z. Lee couldn’t take a punch.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Which Native American princess would kick you in the nuts? Poke Cajones.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...A mad baker came at me with a ryeful, a 12-grain shotgun with pumpernickel action! He look at me with such loaving, and said “You’re a gluten for punishment.” I never shoulda crust the guy. I barley survived the encounter, and there were no wheatnesses.
(14 votes, average: 3.86 out of 5)Loading...Do rowdy sea creatures have barnacle fistfights?
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If you beat someone with a glass flask, you’ll inflict bottley harm.
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