If they killed all the sheep it would be a cull lambity.
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Loading... (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...violence
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Anyone placed in a jar against their will has been vialated.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I was mocked for being insufficiently Scottish. They actually threatened to have me kilt.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My friend was fired after he stabbed his boss in the forehead with a fork. He sued for prongful dismissal.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Bottom feeters need an ass-kicking.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Taking high voltage to your body is an acquired tased.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Somebody punctuated me in the face, and I ended up in a comma.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My friend Grant had his skin forcibly removed. What a flay Grant violation.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Kung fu actor Bruce E.Z. Lee couldn’t take a punch.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Which Native American princess would kick you in the nuts? Poke Cajones.
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