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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘violence’:

09/04/17

I took a swing at the fog, but I mist.

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08/04/17

So… I beat my boss over the head with a pie chart. And they charged me with a graph-aided assault.

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04/24/17

Ritchie Valens song about terrorism: ‘Allah Bomba’.

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12/28/16

Don’t discuss units of heat with me. I will BTU!

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04/11/16

Anyone placed in a jar against their will has been vialated.

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01/20/16

Somebody punctuated me in the face, and I ended up in a comma.

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11/01/15

Race me to that glass of vegetable juice, and I will beet you to a pulp.

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05/23/15

A punch to the side of the head, aka a knuckle ear missile.

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12/09/14

The magician nonchalantly stabbed his assistant, displaying remarkable slayed offhand.

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12/08/14

When accusing an elderly comedian of assault, there has to be probable Cosby.

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