Do rowdy sea creatures have barnacle fistfights?
violence
Only when you are exposed to cannon fire, will you be one with the holey fodder.
Kung fu actor Bruce E.Z. Lee couldn’t take a punch.
Creatures that rapidly expand and then explode are all swell and gooed, but where’s the pun?
So… I beat my boss over the head with a pie chart. And they charged me with a graph-aided assault.
Anyone placed in a jar against their will has been vialated.
My friend Grant had his skin forcibly removed. What a flay Grant violation.
If they killed all the sheep it would be a cull lambity.
Race me to that glass of vegetable juice, and I will beet you to a pulp.
When accusing an elderly comedian of assault, there has to be probable Cosby.