04/24/201807/15/2018 A mugger attacked me with a sharp tool, but I knocked him out with a stale baguette. This proves that loaf conquers awl. Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
04/18/201807/02/2018 If you are attacked by an artist wielding an etching tool — run! For you are engrave danger. Seek refuge in your local embossing. Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
01/04/201801/12/2018 My friend Grant had his skin forcibly removed. What a flay Grant violation. Share this pun (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading...
10/29/201710/29/2017 What do you call a matador who gets trampled? A dor mat. Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
09/04/201709/04/2017 I took a swing at the fog, but I mist. Share this pun (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading...
08/04/201708/04/2017 So… I beat my boss over the head with a pie chart. And they charged me with a graph-aided assault. Share this pun (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading...
04/24/201704/24/2017 Ritchie Valens song about terrorism: ‘Allah Bomba’. Share this pun (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading...
12/28/2016 Don’t discuss units of heat with me. I will BTU! Share this pun (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading...
04/11/201604/11/2016 Anyone placed in a jar against their will has been vialated. Share this pun (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading...
01/20/201601/20/2016 Somebody punctuated me in the face, and I ended up in a comma. Share this pun (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading...
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