Somebody punctuated me in the face, and I ended up in a comma.
Don’t discuss units of heat with me. I will BTU!
I took a swing at the fog, but I mist.
A punch to the side of the head, aka a knuckle ear missile.
If you shoot someone in the eye you might not kill them, but you might give them Glock coma.
Bottom feeters need an ass-kicking.
When I saw the large Rocky Mountain deer getting beat up, all in a row, I was shocked. It was an elk-align battery.
My friend Grant had his skin forcibly removed. What a flay Grant violation.
If you beat someone with a glass flask, you’ll inflict bottley harm.
Ritchie Valens song about terrorism: ‘Allah Bomba’.