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Creatures that rapidly expand and then explode are all swell and gooed, but where’s the pun?

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

So… I beat my boss over the head with a pie chart. And they charged me with a graph-aided assault.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Anyone placed in a jar against their will has been vialated.

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My friend Grant had his skin forcibly removed. What a flay Grant violation.

(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

If they killed all the sheep it would be a cull lambity.

(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

Race me to that glass of vegetable juice, and I will beet you to a pulp.

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

When accusing an elderly comedian of assault, there has to be probable Cosby.

(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

The magician nonchalantly stabbed his assistant, displaying remarkable slayed offhand.

(7 votes, average: 1.43 out of 5)

Last night I fought a tree. I was punch trunk.

(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

I used to put wine in my corn flakes. Then they arrested me on account of I was a cereal grapist.

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)