Ritchie Valens song about terrorism: ‘Allah Bomba’.
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(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...My friend was fired after he stabbed his boss in the forehead with a fork. He sued for prongful dismissal.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...A mad baker came at me with a ryeful, a 12-grain shotgun with pumpernickel action! He look at me with such loaving, and said “You’re a gluten for punishment.” I never shoulda crust the guy. I barley survived the encounter, and there were no wheatnesses.
(13 votes, average: 4.08 out of 5)Loading...Which Native American princess would kick you in the nuts? Poke Cajones.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Taking high voltage to your body is an acquired tased.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I used to put wine in my corn flakes. Then they arrested me on account of I was a cereal grapist.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...A mugger attacked me with a sharp tool, but I knocked him out with a stale baguette. This proves that loaf conquers awl.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...If you are attacked by an artist wielding an etching tool — run! For you are engrave danger. Seek refuge in your local embossing.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...My friend Grant had his skin forcibly removed. What a flay Grant violation.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What do you call a matador who gets trampled? A dor mat.
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