Bottom feeters need an ass-kicking.
When I saw the large Rocky Mountain deer getting beat up, all in a row, I was shocked. It was an elk-align battery.
My friend Grant had his skin forcibly removed. What a flay Grant violation.
If you beat someone with a glass flask, you’ll inflict bottley harm.
Ritchie Valens song about terrorism: ‘Allah Bomba’.
My friend was fired after he stabbed his boss in the forehead with a fork. He sued for prongful dismissal.
A mad baker came at me with a ryeful, a 12-grain shotgun with pumpernickel action! He look at me with such loaving, and said “You’re a gluten for punishment.” I never shoulda crust the guy. I barley survived the encounter, and there were no wheatnesses.
Which Native American princess would kick you in the nuts? Poke Cajones.
Taking high voltage to your body is an acquired tased.
I used to put wine in my corn flakes. Then they arrested me on account of I was a cereal grapist.