If they killed all the sheep it would be a cull lambity.
Bottom feeters need an ass-kicking.
Somebody punctuated me in the face, and I ended up in a comma.
Last night I fought a tree. I was punch trunk.
Magician’s assistants are highly sawed after.
If you are attacked by an artist wielding an etching tool — run! For you are engrave danger. Seek refuge in your local embossing.
When accusing an elderly comedian of assault, there has to be probable Cosby.
When I stepped on a landmine, I felt defeeted. But there were violent protests in support of me – so I did enjoy some no toe rioty.
What does receiving a beating by police actually taste like? Try the delicious new snack : Truncheon Munch.
Ritchie Valens song about terrorism: ‘Allah Bomba’.