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When I stepped on a landmine, I felt defeeted. But there were violent protests in support of me – so I did enjoy some no toe rioty.

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Magician’s assistants are highly sawed after.

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Only when you are exposed to cannon fire, will you be one with the holey fodder.

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A mugger attacked me with a sharp tool, but I knocked him out with a stale baguette. This proves that loaf conquers awl.

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Somebody punctuated me in the face, and I ended up in a comma.

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Don’t discuss units of heat with me. I will BTU!

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I took a swing at the fog, but I mist.

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A punch to the side of the head, aka a knuckle ear missile.

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If you shoot someone in the eye you might not kill them, but you might give them Glock coma.

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Bottom feeters need an ass-kicking.

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