Do rowdy sea creatures have barnacle fistfights?
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Only when you are exposed to cannon fire, will you be one with the holey fodder.
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Kung fu actor Bruce E.Z. Lee couldn’t take a punch.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Creatures that rapidly expand and then explode are all swell and gooed, but where’s the pun?
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...So… I beat my boss over the head with a pie chart. And they charged me with a graph-aided assault.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Anyone placed in a jar against their will has been vialated.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My friend Grant had his skin forcibly removed. What a flay Grant violation.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...If they killed all the sheep it would be a cull lambity.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Race me to that glass of vegetable juice, and I will beet you to a pulp.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When accusing an elderly comedian of assault, there has to be probable Cosby.
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