Don’t discuss units of heat with me. I will BTU!
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(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...My friend hit me with a book. I said ‘Quit spine on me!’
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...A mugger attacked me with a sharp tool, but I knocked him out with a stale baguette. This proves that loaf conquers awl.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Anyone placed in a jar against their will has been vialated.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I took a swing at the fog, but I mist.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I was mocked for being insufficiently Scottish. They actually threatened to have me kilt.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If they killed all the sheep it would be a cull lambity.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Bottom feeters need an ass-kicking.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Somebody punctuated me in the face, and I ended up in a comma.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Last night I fought a tree. I was punch trunk.
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