Anyone placed in a jar against their will has been vialated.
violence
I took a swing at the fog, but I mist.
I was mocked for being insufficiently Scottish. They actually threatened to have me kilt.
If they killed all the sheep it would be a cull lambity.
Bottom feeters need an ass-kicking.
Somebody punctuated me in the face, and I ended up in a comma.
Last night I fought a tree. I was punch trunk.
Magician’s assistants are highly sawed after.
If you are attacked by an artist wielding an etching tool — run! For you are engrave danger. Seek refuge in your local embossing.
When accusing an elderly comedian of assault, there has to be probable Cosby.