If they killed all the sheep it would be a cull lambity.
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(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Bottom feeters need an ass-kicking.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Somebody punctuated me in the face, and I ended up in a comma.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Last night I fought a tree. I was punch trunk.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Magician’s assistants are highly sawed after.
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...If you are attacked by an artist wielding an etching tool — run! For you are engrave danger. Seek refuge in your local embossing.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When accusing an elderly comedian of assault, there has to be probable Cosby.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When I stepped on a landmine, I felt defeeted. But there were violent protests in support of me – so I did enjoy some no toe rioty.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What does receiving a beating by police actually taste like? Try the delicious new snack : Truncheon Munch.
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Ritchie Valens song about terrorism: ‘Allah Bomba’.
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