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Puns tagged ‘violence’:

04/11/16

Anyone placed in a jar against their will has been vialated.

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01/20/16

Somebody punctuated me in the face, and I ended up in a comma.

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11/01/15

Race me to that glass of vegetable juice, and I will beet you to a pulp.

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05/23/15

A punch to the side of the head, aka a knuckle ear missile.

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12/09/14

The magician nonchalantly stabbed his assistant, displaying remarkableĀ slayed offhand.

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12/08/14

When accusing an elderly comedian of assault, there has to be probable Cosby.

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09/30/14

Creatures that rapidly expand and then explode are all swell and gooed, but where’s the pun?

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08/13/14

When I stepped on a landmine, I felt defeeted. But there were violent protests in support of me – so I did enjoy some no toe rioty.

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04/06/14

Bottom feeters need an ass-kicking.

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03/11/14

I was mocked for being insufficiently Scottish. They actually threatened to have me kilt.

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