The Scotsman’s lover cheated on him. How did he feel?
Ewesed.
The Scotsman’s lover cheated on him. How did he feel?
Ewesed.
There was a Scottish King who didn’t love sheep. He was labeled a Ewe-shirker.
The Scotsman went to Kiev. He heard it was easier to pick up a lover in the Ewekraine.
I stole a kilt and I plaid guilty.
Is it true Dutch people get aroused when visiting Scotland?
Yes, they’re like clogs in heath!
Scotsmen are easily lamb-pooned.
A Scottish cat, aka a plaid o’puss.
What’s the favourite ride of Scotsmen? Eweber. It’s sheeper than a regular taxi.
In Scotland all roads lead to loam.
NED: I’ll never make a pun about sheep incest
ED: C’mon, just lamb poon them a little bit…
NED: There you go again, pressing my muttons!