Hear about the Scottish dwarf who owned a microbrewery, and was also a vampire?
They called him Plaid the Imp Aler.
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(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the Scotsman who enjoyed bondage? He lived in ram shackle housing.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...I was mocked for being insufficiently Scottish. They actually threatened to have me kilt.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Being Scottish is an addiction. It’s quite haggis-forming.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...The Scotsman’s lover cheated on him. How did he feel?
Ewesed.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...There was a Scottish King who didn’t love sheep. He was labeled a Ewe-shirker.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The Scotsman went to Kiev. He heard it was easier to pick up a lover in the Ewekraine.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...I stole a kilt and I plaid guilty.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Is it true Dutch people get aroused when visiting Scotland?
Yes, they’re like clogs in heath!
(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...Scotsmen are easily lamb-pooned.
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