The Scotsman’s lover cheated on him. How did he feel?
Ewesed.
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(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...There was a Scottish King who didn’t love sheep. He was labeled a Ewe-shirker.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The Scotsman went to Kiev. He heard it was easier to pick up a lover in the Ewekraine.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...I stole a kilt and I plaid guilty.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Is it true Dutch people get aroused when visiting Scotland?
Yes, they’re like clogs in heath!
(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...Scotsmen are easily lamb-pooned.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...A Scottish cat, aka a plaid o’puss.
(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...What’s the favourite ride of Scotsmen? Eweber. It’s sheeper than a regular taxi.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...In Scotland all roads lead to loam.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: I’ll never make a pun about sheep incest
ED: C’mon, just lamb poon them a little bit…
NED: There you go again, pressing my muttons!
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