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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘scottish jokes’:

12/10/16

A Scottish cat, aka a plaid o’puss.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)
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03/18/16

What’s the favourite ride of Scotsmen? Eweber. It’s sheeper than a regular taxi.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)
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05/31/14

There was a Scottish King who didn’t love sheep. He was labeled a Ewe-shirker.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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03/28/14

What did the Scottish dwarf have under his garments? Rumpled kilt skin.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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03/11/14

I was mocked for being insufficiently Scottish. They actually threatened to have me kilt.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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08/10/13

My Scottish friend complained that his sheep orgy was broken up by the cops. I consoled him saying “I feel four ewes.”

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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07/26/11

Anyone who forces me to wear a kilt should be tartan fettered.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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11/18/10

The Scotsman went to Kiev. He heard it was easier to pick up a lover in the Ewekraine.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)
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01/17/10

Is it true Dutch people get aroused when visiting Scotland?

Yes, they’re like clogs in heath!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)
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06/18/09

Hear about the Scotsman who enjoyed bondage? He lived in ram shackle housing.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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