My Scottish friend complained that his sheep orgy was broken up by the cops. I consoled him saying “I feel four ewes.”
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(5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)Loading...Being Scottish is an addiction. It’s quite haggis-forming.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...What’s a Scotsman’s favourite Ricky Martin song?
She Baangs
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The Last King of Scotland was also eweslurped.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I stole a kilt and I plaid guilty.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...In Scotland all roads lead to loam.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The Scotsman went to Kiev. He heard it was easier to pick up a lover in the Ewekraine.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...What did the Scottish dwarf have under his garments? Rumpled kilt skin.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What’s the favourite ride of Scotsmen? Eweber. It’s sheeper than a regular taxi.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the Scottish dwarf who owned a microbrewery, and was also a vampire?
They called him Plaid the Imp Aler.
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