I stole a kilt and I plaid guilty.
A Scottish cat, aka a plaid o’puss.
What’s the favourite ride of Scotsmen? Eweber. It’s sheeper than a regular taxi.
There was a Scottish King who didn’t love sheep. He was labeled a Ewe-shirker.
What did the Scottish dwarf have under his garments? Rumpled kilt skin.
I was mocked for being insufficiently Scottish. They actually threatened to have me kilt.
My Scottish friend complained that his sheep orgy was broken up by the cops. I consoled him saying “I feel four ewes.”
Anyone who forces me to wear a kilt should be tartan fettered.
The Scotsman went to Kiev. He heard it was easier to pick up a lover in the Ewekraine.
Is it true Dutch people get aroused when visiting Scotland?
Yes, they’re like clogs in heath!