In Scotland all roads lead to loam.
NED: I’ll never make a pun about sheep incest
ED: C’mon, just lamb poon them a little bit…
NED: There you go again, pressing my muttons!
What’s a Scotsman’s favourite Ricky Martin song?
Being Scottish is an addiction. It’s quite haggis-forming.
My Scottish friend complained that his sheep orgy was broken up by the cops. I consoled him saying “I feel four ewes.”
Anyone who forces me to wear a kilt should be tartan fettered.
They’re making a sequel to Braveheart, where William Wallace invents the famous Scottish kilt. The film’s working title is Gonad with the Wind.
There was a Scottish King who didn’t love sheep. He was labeled a Ewe-shirker.
Hear about the Scottish dwarf who owned a microbrewery, and was also a vampire?
They called him Plaid the Imp Aler.
The Last King of Scotland was also eweslurped.