I stole a kilt and I plaid guilty.
Is it true Dutch people get aroused when visiting Scotland?
Yes, they’re like clogs in heath!
Scotsmen are easily lamb-pooned.
A Scottish cat, aka a plaid o’puss.
What’s the favourite ride of Scotsmen? Eweber. It’s sheeper than a regular taxi.
In Scotland all roads lead to loam.
NED: I’ll never make a pun about sheep incest
ED: C’mon, just lamb poon them a little bit…
NED: There you go again, pressing my muttons!
What’s a Scotsman’s favourite Ricky Martin song?
Being Scottish is an addiction. It’s quite haggis-forming.
My Scottish friend complained that his sheep orgy was broken up by the cops. I consoled him saying “I feel four ewes.”