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Puns tagged ‘scottish jokes’:

12/10/16

A Scottish cat, aka a plaid o’puss.

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03/18/16

What’s the favourite ride of Scotsmen? Eweber. It’s sheeper than a regular taxi.

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05/31/14

There was a Scottish King who didn’t love sheep. He was labeled a Ewe-shirker.

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03/28/14

What did the Scottish dwarf have under his garments? Rumpled kilt skin.

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03/11/14

I was mocked for being insufficiently Scottish. They actually threatened to have me kilt.

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08/10/13

My Scottish friend complained that his sheep orgy was broken up by the cops. I consoled him saying “I feel four ewes.”

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07/26/11

Anyone who forces me to wear a kilt should be tartan fettered.

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11/18/10

The Scotsman went to Kiev. He heard it was easier to pick up a lover in the Ewekraine.

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01/17/10

Is it true Dutch people get aroused when visiting Scotland?

Yes, they’re like clogs in heath!

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06/18/09

Hear about the Scotsman who enjoyed bondage? He lived in ram shackle housing.

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