Puns tagged ‘bestiality’:
06/14/16
I get turned on by animals. Bestial, my heart.
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...10/27/14
During his ‘bestiality years’ Elvis recorded several hits: Not just ‘Hound Dog’, of course, but also ‘Love Me Ten Deers’, ‘Viva Las Wolverines’, and ‘In the Gecko.’  (4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...03/29/14
Whenever I see a sick ungulate, I rip its clothes off. Which makes me a barer of bad gnus. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/13/13
You can wed your lizard in the US. They just legalized marry iguana. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/10/13
My Scottish friend complained that his sheep orgy was broken up by the cops. I consoled him saying “I feel four ewes.” (4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/14/13
The French paparazzi accused the celebrity of bestiality. They claim he was caught in the boeuf. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/17/13
Whether or not I am aroused by cows in lingerie makes no negligée-bull difference!  (4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...11/08/12
Is it true Randy Bok-man has a thing for chickens? (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...05/26/12
Movie about erotic encounters with primates: Gorillas in the Mister (5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5) Loading ...12/29/11
Australian bestiality porn is known for its high koala titty production values. Some titles include Out back and the Tasmanal Devil. You won’t roo your purchase. Watch as much as you Canberra, dingo emus yourself. If you haven’t Adelaide in a while, don’t worry. You’ll meet a lover with a new zeal and zest. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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