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12/02/201712/02/2017

Of items on my bucket list, having a 3-way with a cow is probably the most ménage a bull.

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06/14/201606/14/2016

I get turned on by animals. Bestial, my heart.

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10/27/201410/27/2014

During his ‘bestiality years’ Elvis recorded several hits: Not just ‘Hound Dog’, of course, but also ‘Love Me Ten Deers’, ‘Viva Las Wolverines’, and ‘In the Gecko.’

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03/29/201403/29/2014

Whenever I see a sick ungulate, I rip its clothes off. Which makes me a barer of bad gnus.

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12/13/201312/13/2013

You can wed your lizard in the US. They just legalized marry iguana.

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08/10/201308/10/2013

My Scottish friend complained that his sheep orgy was broken up by the cops. I consoled him saying “I feel four ewes.”

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06/14/201306/14/2013

The French paparazzi accused the celebrity of bestiality. They claim he was caught in the boeuf.

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04/17/201304/17/2013

Whether or not I am aroused by cows in lingerie makes no negligée-bull difference!

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11/08/201211/01/2012

Is it true Randy Bok-man has a thing for chickens?

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05/26/201205/24/2012

Movie about erotic encounters with primates: Gorillas in the Mister

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