Whenever I see a sick ungulate, I rip its clothes off. Which makes me a barer of bad gnus.
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(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: How was your trip to the farm?
ED: Very bizarre!
NED: Why’s that?
ED: Well, I never thought I’d see a wasp screwing a bull, butt lowin’ bee-hole – there it was!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Which ungulate absconded with his mother’s sister?
The antelope.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...My Scottish friend complained that his sheep orgy was broken up by the cops. I consoled him saying “I feel four ewes.”
(5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)Loading...Of items on my bucket list, having a 3-way with a cow is probably the most ménage a bull.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Movie about erotic encounters with primates: Gorillas in the Mister
(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)Loading...Some kinkos like to make love to pachyderms. They call it their elephantasy. I vory about them. They love the tusky odours. Although, it helps to get a bit trunk first.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The French paparazzi accused the celebrity of bestiality. They claim he was caught in the boeuf.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...How do you inspire a man who loves sheep?
“Ewe conduit!“
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