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Puns tagged ‘bestiality’:

07/24/10

How you inspire a man who loves sheep?

Ewe conduit!

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07/14/10

Hear about the dyslexic chemist who would have sex with birds? He insisted on studying the properties of mangeesium.

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06/23/09

Pro-bestiality lobbyists always seem to have an ox to grind!

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03/29/09

I’m against organized labour. Sex with pigs should always be spontaneous.

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07/31/07

NED: How was your trip to the farm?
ED: Very bizarre!
NED: Why’s that?
ED: Well, I never thought I’d see a wasp screwing a bull, butt lowin’ bee-hole - there it was!

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12/21/06

Some kinkos like to make love to pachyderms. They call it their elephantasy. I vory about them. They love the tusky odours. Although, it helps to get a bit trunk first.

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09/17/05

Why does Marmaduke always hump the dog house?

You would too if you had a mastiff erection!

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08/30/05

The lady bug mated with her ant. It was an insectuous relationship.

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08/20/05

Which ungulate absconded with his mother’s sister?

The antelope.

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