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Puns tagged ‘bestiality’:

06/14/16

I get turned on by animals. Bestial, my heart.

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10/27/14

During his ‘bestiality years’ Elvis recorded several hits: Not just ‘Hound Dog’, of course, but also ‘Love Me Ten Deers’, ‘Viva Las Wolverines’, and ‘In the Gecko.’

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03/29/14

Whenever I see a sick ungulate, I rip its clothes off. Which makes me a barer of bad gnus.

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12/13/13

You can wed your lizard in the US. They just legalized marry iguana.

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08/10/13

My Scottish friend complained that his sheep orgy was broken up by the cops. I consoled him saying “I feel four ewes.”

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06/14/13

The French paparazzi accused the celebrity of bestiality. They claim he was caught in the boeuf.

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04/17/13

Whether or not I am aroused by cows in lingerie makes no negligée-bull difference!

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11/08/12

Is it true Randy Bok-man has a thing for chickens?

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05/26/12

Movie about erotic encounters with primates: Gorillas in the Mister

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12/29/11

Australian bestiality porn is known for its high koala titty production values. Some titles include Out back and the Tasmanal Devil.  You won’t roo your purchase. Watch as much as you Canberra, dingo emus yourself. If you haven’t Adelaide in a while, don’t worry. You’ll meet a lover with a new zeal and zest.

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