Puns tagged ‘bestiality’:
12/29/11
Australian bestiality porn is known for its high koala titty production values. Some titles include Out back and the Tasmanal Devil. You won’t roo your purchase. Watch as much as you Canberra, dingo emus yourself. If you haven’t Adelaide in a while, don’t worry. You’ll meet a lover with a new zeal and zest.
| Topic: animals, australia, bestiality, prostitutes and pornography | 1 COMMENT »
11/18/10
The Scotsman went to Kiev. He heard it was easier to pick up a lover in the Ewekraine.
| Topic: bestiality, scottish jokes, sheep, ukraine | 1 COMMENT »
07/24/10
How do you inspire a man who loves sheep?
“Ewe conduit!“
| Topic: bestiality, sheep | COMMENT »
07/14/10
Hear about the dyslexic chemist who would have sex with birds? He insisted on studying the properties of mangeesium.
| Topic: bestiality, birds, chemistry, dyslexia, spoonerism | COMMENT »
06/23/09
Pro-bestiality lobbyists always seem to have an ox to grind!
| Topic: bestiality | 4 COMMENTS »
03/29/09
I’m against organized labour. Sex with pigs should always be spontaneous.
| Topic: bestiality, sex | 5 COMMENTS »
07/31/07
NED: How was your trip to the farm?
ED: Very bizarre!
NED: Why’s that?
ED: Well, I never thought I’d see a wasp screwing a bull, butt lowin’ bee-hole - there it was!
| Topic: animals, bestiality, Ned and Ed | COMMENT »
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12/21/06
Some kinkos like to make love to pachyderms. They call it their elephantasy. I vory about them. They love the tusky odours. Although, it helps to get a bit trunk first.
| Topic: animals, bestiality, sex | COMMENT »
09/17/05
Why does Marmaduke always hump the dog house?
You would too if you had a mastiff erection!
| Topic: bestiality, comics, sex | COMMENT »
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08/30/05
The lady bug mated with her ant. It was an insectuous relationship.
| Topic: bestiality, insects, sex | COMMENT »
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08/20/05
Which ungulate absconded with his mother’s sister?
The antelope.
| Topic: animals, bestiality | COMMENT »
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