My Scottish friend complained that his sheep orgy was broken up by the cops. I consoled him saying “I feel four ewes.”
Whenever I see a sick ungulate, I rip its clothes off. Which makes me a barer of bad gnus.
Movie about erotic encounters with primates: Gorillas in the Mister
How do you inspire a man who loves sheep?
The French paparazzi accused the celebrity of bestiality. They claim he was caught in the boeuf.
Pro-bestiality lobbyists always seem to have an ox to grind!
Whether or not I am aroused by cows in lingerie makes no negligée-bull difference!
During his ‘bestiality years’ Elvis recorded several hits: Not just ‘Hound Dog’, of course, but also ‘Love Me Ten Deers’, ‘Viva Las Wolverines’, and ‘In the Gecko.’
NED: How was your trip to the farm?
ED: Very bizarre!
NED: Why’s that?
ED: Well, I never thought I’d see a wasp screwing a bull, butt lowin’ bee-hole – there it was!
Is it true Randy Bok-man has a thing for chickens?