You can wed your lizard in the US. They just legalized marry iguana.
bestiality
Why does Marmaduke always hump the dog house?
You would too if you had a mastiff erection!
Of items on my bucket list, having a 3-way with a cow is probably the most ménage a bull.
The Scotsman went to Kiev. He heard it was easier to pick up a lover in the Ewekraine.
NED: How was your trip to the farm?
ED: Very bizarre!
NED: Why’s that?
ED: Well, I never thought I’d see a wasp screwing a bull, butt lowin’ bee-hole – there it was!
Pro-bestiality lobbyists always seem to have an ox to grind!
During his ‘bestiality years’ Elvis recorded several hits: Not just ‘Hound Dog’, of course, but also ‘Love Me Ten Deers’, ‘Viva Las Wolverines’, and ‘In the Gecko.’
Whether or not I am aroused by cows in lingerie makes no negligée-bull difference!
I get turned on by animals. Bestial, my heart.
Some kinkos like to make love to pachyderms. They call it their elephantasy. I vory about them. They love the tusky odours. Although, it helps to get a bit trunk first.