Whether or not I am aroused by cows in lingerie makes no negligée-bull difference!
During his ‘bestiality years’ Elvis recorded several hits: Not just ‘Hound Dog’, of course, but also ‘Love Me Ten Deers’, ‘Viva Las Wolverines’, and ‘In the Gecko.’
NED: How was your trip to the farm?
ED: Very bizarre!
NED: Why’s that?
ED: Well, I never thought I’d see a wasp screwing a bull, butt lowin’ bee-hole – there it was!
Is it true Randy Bok-man has a thing for chickens?
Which ungulate absconded with his mother’s sister?
Of items on my bucket list, having a 3-way with a cow is probably the most ménage a bull.
I get turned on by animals. Bestial, my heart.
Whenever I see a sick ungulate, I rip its clothes off. Which makes me a barer of bad gnus.
You can wed your lizard in the US. They just legalized marry iguana.
My Scottish friend complained that his sheep orgy was broken up by the cops. I consoled him saying “I feel four ewes.”