Of items on my bucket list, having a 3-way with a cow is probably the most ménage a bull.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...I get turned on by animals. Bestial, my heart.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...During his ‘bestiality years’ Elvis recorded several hits: Not just ‘Hound Dog’, of course, but also ‘Love Me Ten Deers’, ‘Viva Las Wolverines’, and ‘In the Gecko.’
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Whenever I see a sick ungulate, I rip its clothes off. Which makes me a barer of bad gnus.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...You can wed your lizard in the US. They just legalized marry iguana.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...My Scottish friend complained that his sheep orgy was broken up by the cops. I consoled him saying “I feel four ewes.”
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The French paparazzi accused the celebrity of bestiality. They claim he was caught in the boeuf.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Whether or not I am aroused by cows in lingerie makes no negligée-bull difference!
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Movie about erotic encounters with primates: Gorillas in the Mister
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