Puns tagged ‘bestiality’:
07/24/10
How you inspire a man who loves sheep?
“Ewe conduit!“
Topic: bestiality, sheep | COMMENT »
07/14/10
Hear about the dyslexic chemist who would have sex with birds? He insisted on studying the properties of mangeesium.
Topic: bestiality, birds, chemistry, dyslexia, spoonerism | COMMENT »
06/23/09
Pro-bestiality lobbyists always seem to have an ox to grind!
Topic: bestiality | 4 COMMENTS »
03/29/09
I’m against organized labour. Sex with pigs should always be spontaneous.
Topic: bestiality, sex | 5 COMMENTS »
07/31/07
NED: How was your trip to the farm?
ED: Very bizarre!
NED: Why’s that?
ED: Well, I never thought I’d see a wasp screwing a bull, butt lowin’ bee-hole - there it was!
Topic: animals, bestiality, Ned and Ed | COMMENT »
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12/21/06
Some kinkos like to make love to pachyderms. They call it their elephantasy. I vory about them. They love the tusky odours. Although, it helps to get a bit trunk first.
Topic: animals, bestiality, sex | COMMENT »
09/17/05
Why does Marmaduke always hump the dog house?
You would too if you had a mastiff erection!
Topic: bestiality, comics, sex | COMMENT »
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08/30/05
The lady bug mated with her ant. It was an insectuous relationship.
Topic: bestiality, insects, sex | COMMENT »
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08/20/05
Which ungulate absconded with his mother’s sister?
The antelope.
Topic: animals, bestiality | COMMENT »
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