Puns tagged ‘bestiality’:
06/23/09
Pro-bestiality lobbyists always seem to have an ox to grind!
Topic: bestiality | 4 COMMENTS »
I’m against organized labour. Sex with pigs should always be spontaneous.
NED: How was your trip to the farm?
ED: Very bizarre!
NED: Why’s that?
ED: Well, I never thought I’d see a wasp screwing a bull, butt lowin’ bee-hole - there it was!
Some kinkos like to make love to pachyderms. They call it their elephantasy. I vory about them. They love the tusky odours. Although, it helps to get a bit trunk first.
Why does Marmaduke always hump the dog house?
You would too if you had a mastiff erection!
The lady bug mated with her ant. It was an insectuous relationship.
Which ungulate absconded with his mother’s sister?
The antelope.