My Scottish friend complained that his sheep orgy was broken up by the cops. I consoled him saying “I feel four ewes.”
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(5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)Loading...Whenever I see a sick ungulate, I rip its clothes off. Which makes me a barer of bad gnus.
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(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)Loading...How do you inspire a man who loves sheep?
“Ewe conduit!“
(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The French paparazzi accused the celebrity of bestiality. They claim he was caught in the boeuf.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Pro-bestiality lobbyists always seem to have an ox to grind!
(8 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5)Loading...Whether or not I am aroused by cows in lingerie makes no negligée-bull difference!
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...During his ‘bestiality years’ Elvis recorded several hits: Not just ‘Hound Dog’, of course, but also ‘Love Me Ten Deers’, ‘Viva Las Wolverines’, and ‘In the Gecko.’
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: How was your trip to the farm?
ED: Very bizarre!
NED: Why’s that?
ED: Well, I never thought I’d see a wasp screwing a bull, butt lowin’ bee-hole – there it was!
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