Why does Marmaduke always hump the dog house?
You would too if you had a mastiff erection!
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Of items on my bucket list, having a 3-way with a cow is probably the most ménage a bull.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The Scotsman went to Kiev. He heard it was easier to pick up a lover in the Ewekraine.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...NED: How was your trip to the farm?
ED: Very bizarre!
NED: Why’s that?
ED: Well, I never thought I’d see a wasp screwing a bull, butt lowin’ bee-hole – there it was!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Pro-bestiality lobbyists always seem to have an ox to grind!
(8 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5)Loading...During his ‘bestiality years’ Elvis recorded several hits: Not just ‘Hound Dog’, of course, but also ‘Love Me Ten Deers’, ‘Viva Las Wolverines’, and ‘In the Gecko.’
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...You can wed your lizard in the US. They just legalized marry iguana.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Whether or not I am aroused by cows in lingerie makes no negligée-bull difference!
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...I get turned on by animals. Bestial, my heart.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Some kinkos like to make love to pachyderms. They call it their elephantasy. I vory about them. They love the tusky odours. Although, it helps to get a bit trunk first.
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