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Puns tagged ‘marijuana’:

02/22/16

Legalized marijuana is doobie us to say the least.

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05/20/14

‘Lizard bacon’ is an idea I thought of while smoking my-iguana. It turned out to taste quite¬†skinky.¬†

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12/13/13

You can wed your lizard in the US. They just legalized marry iguana.

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09/21/11

My friend took joint ownership in a grow-op, out in the Hempsteads. The place had gone to weed and needed grass, but after applying some THC–tender hearted care–it looked spliffy in no time.

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