How to avoid a parking ticket in NYC? Da fine intervention.
When police do fingerprinting, they have to search the whorl pool.
Taking high voltage to your body is an acquired tased.
When the police arrested the furniture repairman, he claimed to be upholstering the law.
The police picked up the sleepy looking priest, as a parson of into-rest.
Kim Kardashian made off with a stolen auto. When cops found her, there was copious junk in her trunk. And the rack was overloaded.
Police marine units, aka row boat cops.
What does receiving a beating by police actually taste like? Try the delicious new snack : Truncheon Munch.