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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘police’:

05/25/17

How to avoid a parking ticket in NYC? Da fine intervention.

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06/02/14

When police do fingerprinting, they have to search the whorl pool.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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01/19/14

Taking high voltage to your body is an acquired tased.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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02/11/12

When the police arrested the furniture repairman, he claimed to be upholstering the law.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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01/12/12

The police picked up the sleepy looking priest, as a parson of into-rest.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)
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11/28/11

Kim Kardashian made off with a stolen auto. When cops found her, there was copious junk in her trunk. And the rack was overloaded.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)
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09/11/11

Police marine units, aka row boat cops.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)
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06/28/11

What does receiving a beating by police actually taste like? Try the delicious new snack : Truncheon Munch.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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