When the police arrested the furniture repairman, he claimed to be upholstering the law.
How to avoid a parking ticket in NYC? Da fine intervention.
When police do fingerprinting, they have to search the whorl pool.
The police raided an unlicensed daycare. It was an illegal grow-up.
Kim Kardashian made off with a stolen auto. When cops found her, there was copious junk in her trunk. And the rack was overloaded.
Police marine units, aka row boat cops.
Taking high voltage to your body is an acquired tased.
The detective fingered the cattle rustler, figuring he had probable cows.
The police picked up the sleepy looking priest, as a parson of into-rest.
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