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Puns tagged ‘police’:

06/02/14

When police do fingerprinting, they have to search the whorl pool.

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01/19/14

Taking high voltage to your body is an acquired tased.

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02/11/12

When the police arrested the furniture repairman, he claimed to be upholstering the law.

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01/12/12

The police picked up the sleepy looking priest, as a parson of into-rest.

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11/28/11

Kim Kardashian made off with a stolen auto. When cops found her, there was copious junk in her trunk. And the rack was overloaded.

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09/11/11

Police marine units, aka row boat cops.

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06/28/11

What does receiving a beating by police actually taste like? Try the delicious new snack : Truncheon Munch.

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