In Germany, you cannot paddle a canoe while on dry land. It’s strictly verboten.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...I built one boat. Then another. Then another. I’m a serial keeler.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I love boat shopping. Especially when the sails are on.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Commanding a ship full of pirates is how you a crew riches.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I live in a leaky German submarine. It’s my humble uboat.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Stories about rich people are boring: yachta yachta yachta.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The ancient Phoenician navy failed to conquer the Mediterranean, but it wasn’t for a lack of trireme.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Upset to find himself in deep water, the sea captain became can’t anchor us.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...A pirate ship is assailing vessel.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...A ship without a rudder has taken a stern for the worse.
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