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Puns tagged ‘boats’:

03/27/16

Stories about rich people are boring: yachta yachta yachta.

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08/27/15

The ancient Phoenician navy failed to conquer the Mediterranean, but it wasn’t for a lack of trireme.

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02/27/15

Upset to find himself in deep water, the sea captain became can’t anchor us.

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10/22/13

A pirate ship is assailing vessel.

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04/29/13

A ship without a rudder has taken a stern for the worse.

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11/08/11

I got kicked out of my yacht. It doesn’t boat dwell.

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09/11/11

Police marine units, aka row boat cops.

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12/04/10

Paddling in circles is an either oar proposition.

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11/30/10

The boat maker was taken hostage, and held for transom.

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10/21/10

Vacations were cheaper before steamships, because cruises were always on sail.

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