Puns tagged ‘boats’:
03/27/16
Stories about rich people are boring: yachta yachta yachta.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/27/15
The ancient Phoenician navy failed to conquer the Mediterranean, but it wasn’t for a lack of trireme. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/27/15
Upset to find himself in deep water, the sea captain became can’t anchor us.  (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...10/22/13
A pirate ship is assailing vessel. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/29/13
A ship without a rudder has taken a stern for the worse.  (4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...11/08/11
I got kicked out of my yacht. It doesn’t boat dwell. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...09/11/11
Police marine units, aka row boat cops. (4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5) Loading ...12/04/10
Paddling in circles is an either oar proposition. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/30/10
The boat maker was taken hostage, and held for transom. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...10/21/10
Vacations were cheaper before steamships, because cruises were always on sail. (4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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