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I got kicked out of my yacht. It doesn’t boat dwell.

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In Germany, you cannot paddle a canoe while on dry land. It’s strictly verboten.

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Vacations were cheaper before steamships, because cruises were always on sail.

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A pirate ship is assailing vessel.

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Upset to find himself in deep water, the sea captain became can’t anchor us.

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I love boat shopping. Especially when the sails are on.

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The ancient Phoenician navy failed to conquer the Mediterranean, but it wasn’t for a lack of trireme.

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Stories about rich people are boring: yachta yachta yachta.

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Police marine units, aka row boat cops.

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I built one boat. Then another. Then another. I’m a serial keeler.

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