I live in a leaky German submarine. It’s my humble uboat.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...In Germany, you cannot paddle a canoe while on dry land. It’s strictly verboten.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Police marine units, aka row boat cops.
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...I built one boat. Then another. Then another. I’m a serial keeler.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Vacations were cheaper before steamships, because cruises were always on sail.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...A pirate ship is assailing vessel.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The ancient Phoenician navy failed to conquer the Mediterranean, but it wasn’t for a lack of trireme.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Stories about rich people are boring: yachta yachta yachta.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...A ship without a rudder has taken a stern for the worse.
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...The boat maker was taken hostage, and held for transom.
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