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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘boats’:

03/27/16

Stories about rich people are boring: yachta yachta yachta.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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08/27/15

The ancient Phoenician navy failed to conquer the Mediterranean, but it wasn’t for a lack of trireme.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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02/27/15

Upset to find himself in deep water, the sea captain became can’t anchor us.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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10/22/13

A pirate ship is assailing vessel.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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04/29/13

A ship without a rudder has taken a stern for the worse.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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11/08/11

I got kicked out of my yacht. It doesn’t boat dwell.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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09/11/11

Police marine units, aka row boat cops.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)
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12/04/10

Paddling in circles is an either oar proposition.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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11/30/10

The boat maker was taken hostage, and held for transom.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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10/21/10

Vacations were cheaper before steamships, because cruises were always on sail.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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