Have you been to Germany? The food is good in München and the beer is great in Slürpen!
In Germany, you cannot paddle a canoe while on dry land. It’s strictly verboten.
Luft hansa, please, if you’ve ever been on a German airline.
Did your company expand into Germany? That’s nein of your business!
Whenever I’m feeling depressed, I go watch German acrobats. That turns my frau upside down.
Milli Vanilli song about rock-climbing with Republicans in Germany: ‘Belay Mitt on the Rhine‘.