Have you been to Germany? The food is good in München and the beer is great in Slürpen!
Did your company expand into Germany? That’s nein of your business!
Whenever I’m feeling depressed, I go watch German acrobats. That turns my frau upside down.
Milli Vanilli song about rock-climbing with Republicans in Germany: ‘Belay Mitt on the Rhine‘.
In Germany, you cannot paddle a canoe while on dry land. It’s strictly verboten.
Luft hansa, please, if you’ve ever been on a German airline.