Anyone with a mortgage carries a stench of debt. It’s a be owe problem.
How did Shakespeare earn an income? A: Barder.
The inventor of any cow-measuring device will receive size a bull royalties.
With the high cost of hair-loss treatments, it’s not just hairlines that are receipting.
My financial advisor warned me about Varsol. He said if I went near it I’d end up in solvent.
I can’t afford long distance calls. I’m down to my last far thing.
Panhandlers make excellent man a jars.
To petro-states much oil wealth has a crude.
Pubic-hair wigs are traded on the merkin-tile exchange, but I think it’s just a front for the muffia.
Overcharged? Sue for mal feesance.