Sex and money talk in the Indian music world, where the rock stars are often surrounded by screaming rupees, looking for a paisa the action. And ten thousand rupees certainly indicates a lak of it.
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Loading...Panhandlers make excellent man a jars.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Debtors tend to be quite shall-owe people.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My financial advisor warned me about Varsol. He said if I went near it I’d end up in solvent.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...If you’re in Britain and need money, don’t ask an aquarium. They may lend you a few squid, but be careful: they’re sharks! You’re better off asking a crusty Asian, who doesn’t have mussel to back himself up.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...I can’t trust those capitalist pigs because of the Lie boar scandal.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...How do proctologists figure out how much to bill their clients?
Fecalculators.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...My cat is so happy that I invested in stocks on his behalf. And believe me, the feline is mutual!
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Any failure of change machines to accept cash is untenable.
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