An investor stole my girlfriend. He was a date raider. A stocker. He just wouldn’t share.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...You can make a lot of money trading currencies, Forex ample.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The second richest man in the world hates restaurants , and has even declared a war on buffets.
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(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The manager who couldn’t afford new pens obviously didn’t have a Bic budget.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Debtors tend to be quite shall-owe people.
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