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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘money’:

11/05/17

In Japan, the pack animals are rich. They´re mule yen aires. They´re absolutely loaded.

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08/13/17

If you work in demolition, you deserve a raze.

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07/15/17

If your employer refuses to pay you more money, no problem. Just accuse them of raisism.

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05/18/17

Overcharged? Sue for mal feesance.

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05/06/17

For cheapskates, picking up the cheque can be de bill itating.

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06/10/15

Inflation in China is yuan big problem.

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06/08/15

When you meet her, you’re really feeling her. After the divorce, the fee lingers.

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04/02/15

An investor stole my girlfriend. He was a date raider. A stocker. He just wouldn’t share.

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10/23/14

Panhandlers make excellent man a jars.

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09/04/14

Opening a Happy Days theme restaurant is still my dream; though I don’t have The Fonz right now to make it happen.

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