The second richest man in the world hates restaurants , and has even declared a war on buffets.
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(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...If you’re in Britain and need money, don’t ask an aquarium. They may lend you a few squid, but be careful: they’re sharks! You’re better off asking a crusty Asian, who doesn’t have mussel to back himself up.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...With the high cost of hair-loss treatments, it’s not just hairlines that are receipting.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The manager who couldn’t afford new pens obviously didn’t have a Bic budget.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Debtors tend to be quite shall-owe people.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Colon cleansing is expensive. If you do it often, you’ll end up in the poo-er hose.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...You like money, and I like money. So we are a greed.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...How do proctologists figure out how much to bill their clients?
Fecalculators.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...For cheapskates, picking up the cheque can be de bill itating.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I tried to make a living rowing cows across a river. It was just income paddle bull with my lifestyle.
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