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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Panhandlers make excellent man a jars.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Pubic-hair wigs are traded on the merkin-tile exchange, but I think it’s just a front for the muffia.
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(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...If you’re in Britain and need money, don’t ask an aquarium. They may lend you a few squid, but be careful: they’re sharks! You’re better off asking a crusty Asian, who doesn’t have mussel to back himself up.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...My quest to make money selling pants is income pleat.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Debtors tend to be quite shall-owe people.
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