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My cat is so happy that I invested in stocks on his behalf. And believe me, the feline is mutual!

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Any failure of change machines to accept cash is untenable.

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The second richest man in the world hates restaurants , and has even declared a war on buffets.

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I don’t like rich people. Buncha swankers.

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You like money, and I like money. So we are a greed.

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I would never date a Japanese dentist enamel yen years.

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Opening a Happy Days theme restaurant is still my dream; though I don’t have The Fonz right now to make it happen.

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Being poor is absolutely no fund at all.

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You should always ask your chiropractor for a disc count.

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When they arrested the white-collar criminal he had to be fiscally restrained.

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