Colon cleansing is expensive. If you do it often, you’ll end up in the poo-er hose.
If you’re in Britain and need money, don’t ask an aquarium. They may lend you a few squid, but be careful: they’re sharks! You’re better off asking a crusty Asian, who doesn’t have mussel to back himself up.
Divorce is measured by the ex-change rate.
My quest to make money selling pants is income pleat.
Debtors tend to be quite shall-owe people.
Anyone who installs kitchen cabinetry is guilty of counterfitting.
When they arrested the white-collar criminal he had to be fiscally restrained.
Korean bankers of late have a very won appearance.
When you meet her, you’re really feeling her. After the divorce, the fee lingers.
Facebook stock plummets? I PO’D!