It’s rude to confront somebody about their body odour. Except a Costa Rican.
I can’t eat Jewish food. I find it too Hasidic.
Why should you never add seasoning to Ethiopian food?
Because that would just add-in salt to injera.
If you’re going to pick a fight, choose a hairy Mediterranean: they are the only swarthy opponents.
People in India are always being type-caste.
Hisspanics are afraid of snakes.
Are Mexicans stubborn?
Yes, they have a Juan-track Mayan.
Eastern Europeans may be poor in general, but they throw very Slavish parties nonetheless.
When do Japanese warriors yell ‘Bonsai!’? A: When they send in the infant tree.
Genocidal clan killings in Africa? Don’t get me started on a die a tribe!