There’s Norway Ice Scand Finnish this Danish: It tastes too Swede!
Jews who celebrate Christmas are rare. They’re definitely in the menorah-tree.
There are no good German mathematicians, because in Germany, nein = zero.
The Italians in Ireland speak fluent Garlic.
If you live in Turkey, and you’re not European, then what are you?
NED: Why do so many Italians become ministers?
ED: Because they love pastor!
Some Asians have very good skin. It’s because of the Bhutanical extracts.
What’s a mafia hitman’s breakfast beverage of choice?
Cap a gino!
You meet some hilarious German grandmothers in Oma ha.
If you are either French or Jamaican, then chez mon you.