When do Japanese warriors yell ‘Bonsai!’? A: When they send in the infant tree.
Genocidal clan killings in Africa? Don’t get me started on a die a tribe!
I don’t feel hungry when I see a Belgian waffle; I feel absolutely Flemished!
Don’t go to Sweden! You’d be Svendled. Ikea you not! It happened to me, and now I’m a Volvocano, filled with rage.
Wow, the Gents are a global amateur-team naming consortium! See our latest pun requests—if you need a team name, you know who to ask (just no more bowling requests, please!). xoxox
Hear they’re opening an Indian restaurant in naAntarctica? It’s a way to curry favour with the locals.
They released The Necklace in Bollywood. It was a Hindi pendant film.
Nomads are the calmest people.
NED: Hear about the mafioso loan shark who killed the Swede?
ED: Really? He must have had a Sven debtor!
I was kicked in the balls by a Cockney.
Can you help me find a Chinese milkman? I’m in a bit of a Quan dairy.