Violence in Britain is a problem. Especially the police brew-a-tall-tea.
You shouldn’t make puns about Chinese skyscrapers. That’s Wong on so many levels.
I always find certain Japanese speaker systems need to be screwed into the wall. So does that mean I’m guilty of reinforcing stereo types?
There’s Norway Ice Scand Finnish this Danish: It tastes too Swede!
Jews who celebrate Christmas are rare. They’re definitely in the menorah-tree.
There are no good German mathematicians, because in Germany, nein = zero.
The Italians in Ireland speak fluent Garlic.
If you live in Turkey, and you’re not European, then what are you?
NED: Why do so many Italians become ministers?
ED: Because they love pastor!
Some Asians have very good skin. It’s because of the Bhutanical extracts.