Some Asians have very good skin. It’s because of the Bhutanical extracts.
ethnic groups
Malcom X was unfraid to fart among white people. He simply threw Caucasian to the wind.
You can often tell an organ thief from his accent. Especially the ones from Liverpull.
It’s rude to confront somebody about their body odour. Except a Costa Rican.
The Irishman was visited by a ghost while making moonshine. “I can’t sleep at night,” the man said, “it haunts me still.”
Some Russian freedom fighters are actually Chinese. The most famous example would be the notorious Chechen Chong.
Violence in Britain is a problem. Especially the police brew-a-tall-tea.
Don’t go to Sweden! You’d be Svendled. Ikea you not! It happened to me, and now I’m a Volvocano, filled with rage.
Wow, the Gents are a global amateur-team naming consortium! See our latest pun requests—if you need a team name, you know who to ask (just no more bowling requests, please!). xoxox
I have a weakness for Japanese soup. Guess that makes me a misochist.
Some say that Germans have no emotions, because they are from the planet Vulcan. Spocken Sie Deutsche?