When do Japanese warriors yell ‘Bonsai!’? A: When they send in the infant tree.
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(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...I don’t feel hungry when I see a Belgian waffle; I feel absolutely Flemished!
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(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...They released The Necklace in Bollywood. It was a Hindi pendant film.
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(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: Hear about the mafioso loan shark who killed the Swede?
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