Parisians in an uproar about open air urinals? Eau de humanity!
No flights to France will be delayed. It’s Gaul on time’s Day!
In France do the birds take it up the oiseaux?
The first Apple iPhone in France was likened to a Pomme Pilot.
If you are either French or Jamaican, then chez mon you.
Religious intolerance drives people crazy! In fact just thinking about 16th-century Protestant persecution in France is enough to make Huguenots.
Eat a blue fish: it’s Bass Teal Day!
I went to Paris to find friendship, and was arrested for sought ami; they told me I was a Seiner. We’re no longer France, and I have nothing more Toulouse. I’m not just a Nancy boy.
Jeff Bridges bought the most beautiful ski hill in France and renamed it Le Beau Ski.
I was in Paris, with orders to replace my boss’s antique white chesspieces. He told me, “Spare no expense!” He gave me a blanc échec.