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Puns tagged ‘france’:

12/19/11

I went to France and took a dump in a street. Now I’m an accused merde horreur.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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09/16/10

When Nelson defeated Napoleon, he destroyed their French ship.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)
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08/17/10

When French fashion designers stopped using yellow fabrics, they were accused of jaunicide.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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06/18/10

In France, cats attack birds, nest paw?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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04/23/10

The French film fest is haunted! I saw it in Star Trek II: the Wraith of Cannes

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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04/09/10

After Marie Antoinette said “Let them eat cake,” French protesters responded with “Hey hey, ho ho, Marie-Antoinette has gateau go!”

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)
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04/04/10

Hitler in France: “Veni vidi Vichy?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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