No flights to France will be delayed. It’s Gaul on time’s Day!
In France do the birds take it up the oiseaux?
The first Apple iPhone in France was likened to a Pomme Pilot.
If you are either French or Jamaican, then chez mon you.
Religious intolerance drives people crazy! In fact just thinking about 16th-century Protestant persecution in France is enough to make Huguenots.
Eat a blue fish: it’s Bass Teal Day!
I went to Paris to find friendship, and was arrested for sought ami; they told me I was a Seiner. We’re no longer France, and I have nothing more Toulouse. I’m not just a Nancy boy.
Jeff Bridges bought the most beautiful ski hill in France and renamed it Le Beau Ski.
I was in Paris, with orders to replace my boss’s antique white chesspieces. He told me, “Spare no expense!” He gave me a blanc échec.
I went to France and took a dump in a street. Now I’m an accused merde horreur.