Puns tagged ‘france’:
No flights to France will be delayed. It’s Gaul on time’s Day!
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5) Loading ...01/02/17
In France do the birds take it up the oiseaux?  (Rate This Pun) Loading ...07/31/15
The first Apple iPhone in France was likened to a Pomme Pilot. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...10/25/14
If you are either French or Jamaican, then chez mon you. (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...09/02/14
Religious intolerance drives people crazy! In fact just thinking about 16th-century Protestant persecution in France is enough to make Huguenots. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...07/14/14
Eat a blue fish: it’s Bass Teal Day! (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/09/13
I went to Paris to find friendship, and was arrested for sought ami; they told me I was a Seiner. We’re no longer France, and I have nothing more Toulouse. I’m not just a Nancy boy. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...10/08/12
Jeff Bridges bought the most beautiful ski hill in France and renamed it Le Beau Ski. (5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5) Loading ...03/04/12
I was in Paris, with orders to replace my boss’s antique white chesspieces. He told me, “Spare no expense!” He gave me a blanc échec. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/19/11
I went to France and took a dump in a street. Now I’m an accused merde horreur. (4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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