I went to France and took a dump in a street. Now I’m an accused merde horreur.
No flights to France will be delayed. It’s Gaul on time’s Day!
Eat a blue fish: it’s Bass Teal Day!
In France do the birds take it up the oiseaux?
I went to Paris to find friendship, and was arrested for sought ami; they told me I was a Seiner. We’re no longer France, and I have nothing more Toulouse. I’m not just a Nancy boy.
Religious intolerance drives people crazy! In fact just thinking about 16th-century Protestant persecution in France is enough to make Huguenots.
French streets are tricky. There is always some rues.
The first Apple iPhone in France was likened to a Pomme Pilot.
The French film fest is haunted! I saw it in Star Trek II: the Wraith of Cannes
Jeff Bridges bought the most beautiful ski hill in France and renamed it Le Beau Ski.