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08/15/201808/16/2018

Parisians in an uproar about open air urinals? Eau de humanity!

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02/14/201702/14/2017

No flights to France will be delayed. It’s Gaul on time’s Day!

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01/02/201701/02/2017

In France do the birds take it up the oiseaux?

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07/31/201507/31/2015

The first Apple iPhone in France was likened to a Pomme Pilot.

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10/25/201410/25/2014

If you are either French or Jamaican, then chez mon you.

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09/02/201409/02/2014

Religious intolerance drives people crazy! In fact just thinking about 16th-century Protestant persecution in France is enough to make Huguenots.

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07/14/2014

Eat a blue fish: it’s Bass Teal Day!

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12/09/2013

I went to Paris to find friendship, and was arrested for sought ami; they told me I was a Seiner. We’re no longer France, and I have nothing more Toulouse. I’m not just a Nancy boy.

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10/04/201210/08/2012

Jeff Bridges bought the most beautiful ski hill in France and renamed it Le Beau Ski.

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02/23/201203/04/2012

I was in Paris, with orders to replace my boss’s antique white chesspieces. He told me, “Spare no expense!” He gave me a blanc échec.

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