Eat a blue fish: it’s Bass Teal Day!
I was in Paris, with orders to replace my boss’s antique white chesspieces. He told me, “Spare no expense!” He gave me a blanc échec.
When Nelson defeated Napoleon, he destroyed their French ship.
What constitutes a big breakfast? Well, in France, an egg is an oeuf to eat.
Hitler in France: “Veni vidi Vichy“?
No flights to France will be delayed. It’s Gaul on time’s Day!
The first Apple iPhone in France was likened to a Pomme Pilot.
In France do the birds take it up the oiseaux?
If you are either French or Jamaican, then chez mon you.
I went to Paris to find friendship, and was arrested for sought ami; they told me I was a Seiner. We’re no longer France, and I have nothing more Toulouse. I’m not just a Nancy boy.