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Puns tagged ‘france’:

07/31/15

The first Apple iPhone in France was likened to a Pomme Pilot.

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10/25/14

If you are either French or Jamaican, then chez mon you.

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09/02/14

Religious intolerance drives people crazy! In fact just thinking about 16th-century Protestant persecution in France is enough to make Huguenots.

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07/14/14

Eat a blue fish: it’s Bass Teal Day!

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12/09/13

I went to Paris to find friendship, and was arrested for sought ami; they told me I was a Seiner. We’re no longer France, and I have nothing more Toulouse. I’m not just a Nancy boy.

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10/08/12

Jeff Bridges bought the most beautiful ski hill in France and renamed it Le Beau Ski.

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03/04/12

I was in Paris, with orders to replace my boss’s antique white chesspieces. He told me, “Spare no expense!” He gave me a blanc échec.

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12/19/11

I went to France and took a dump in a street. Now I’m an accused merde horreur.

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09/16/10

When Nelson defeated Napoleon, he destroyed their French ship.

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08/17/10

When French fashion designers stopped using yellow fabrics, they were accused of jaunicide.

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