Hitler in France: “Veni vidi Vichy“?
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If you are either French or Jamaican, then chez mon you.
After Marie Antoinette said “Let them eat cake,” French protesters responded with “Hey hey, ho ho, Marie-Antoinette has gateau go!”
What constitutes a big breakfast? Well, in France, an egg is an oeuf to eat.
I went to France and took a dump in a street. Now I’m an accused merde horreur.
No flights to France will be delayed. It’s Gaul on time’s Day!
Eat a blue fish: it’s Bass Teal Day!
In France do the birds take it up the oiseaux?
I went to Paris to find friendship, and was arrested for sought ami;Â they told me I was a Seiner. We’re no longer France, and I have nothing more Toulouse. I’m not just a Nancy boy.
Religious intolerance drives people crazy! In fact just thinking about 16th-century Protestant persecution in France is enough to make Huguenots.