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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘flying’:

02/14/17

No flights to France will be delayed. It’s Gaul on time’s Day!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)
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09/18/14

Waiting to get on a plane makes me boarder line crazy.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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05/21/14

People who just got off airplanes are more susceptible to the flew.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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05/28/12

Air travel is boring. I snore above the clouds.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (7 votes, average: 2.57 out of 5)
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11/19/11

Air-traffic controllers are plane spoken.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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