My great-grandmother who hated flying was a trailblazer in aviation complaints. She was the first suffer a jet.
No flights to France will be delayed. It’s Gaul on time’s Day!
Air-traffic controllers are plane spoken.
Air travel is boring. I snore above the clouds.
Waiting to get on a plane makes me boarder line crazy.
People who just got off airplanes are more susceptible to the flew.