Dear Pun Gents, got any ideas on how to incorporate psychology vocabulary with Valentine’s Day? It can be a person, a theory, a perspective, anything. Thanks so much! ~Victoria, New York City

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. I’m no longer a Freud of love
2. Maslow dance with me? You’re at the top of my hierarchy of needs.
3. I need multi-moanal therapy
4. Don’t you love when a secret Myers Briggs you flowers?
5. You’re the narcissed person I know
6. Let’s Roschach up
7. Are you into DS&M?

Dear Pun Gents, my AP physics teacher is getting married, and she wants our class to come up with (cheesy) physics puns to put on little Valentine hearts that will be on display at the wedding. The pun has to be romantic and include physics. Example: I’m falling for you, at 9.8m/s^2! Thanks so much! ~Ryan, Palatine

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. It Hertz to be apart
2. You’re my favourite Galileo
3. I quanta be with you
4. Your quarks are so charming
5. Love is Vectorious
6. Our love is a universal constant

Dear Pun Gents, I need a good Valentine’s pun that has to do with spiders. Something original (nothing about a love bug please!) and punny. And nothing that says ‘I love you’ in it. Thanks. ~Tori, Seattle, WA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Happy Venomtine’s Day - You’re such a wonderful poison
2. Can you believe we met on the web?
3. [Black widow to mate]: I met my last husband on the web
4. When I saw your legs - I eight them up
5. How time flies [fly stuck on spiderweb]
6. Weave come a long way.

Dear Pun Gents, my boyfriend loves puns. I want to show him how clever *I* can  be on Valentine’s Day. I need a pun that will blow him away. He is studying physics and computer science. And ever since he was a little boy he has wanted to be a pirate. HELP!? ~Anna, Boston

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. I hope to give you ‘Max Planck’ on Valentine’s Day
2. How does a pirate measure the area of a circle? Pi arrgh squared.
3. OOP I did it again.
4. Compared to you, everyone else is barely a C+
5. You never Bohr me.
6. I could go for a jolly rogering
7. BONUS - Why was Blackbeard upset when he had to go to the bathroom? Because a pirate without p is irate.

Dear Pun Gents, I work at a paper and we need a funny pun for a Valentine’s Day Gift Guide section. ~Beth, Madison, GA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. St. Value-ntine? [ok that's horrible]
2. Febulous Buys
3. Such low prices: How CUPID can we get?
4. Sweetheart Deals
5. Make sure he wraps his package!

Dear Pun Gents, something about Valentine’s day like “bee mine” with a bee or “sweet on you” with candy or “nuts about you” with a peanut that i could put on a card. ~Samantha, New Britain, CT

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. It was two heart to get you a present.
2. For our V-day dinner, set the lovin’ to ‘high’
3. And you thought I never card about you.
4. I baked you something special. Cuz all you knead is loaf.
5. Let’s have a hearty dinner
6. You and Me = A VD I got from Dupree