I was going to give you a pig but I didn’t want to boar you.
Only after getting a food processor did I believe in the possibility of whirled peas.
Nobody ever talks about the Fourth Wise Man, who arrived late and gave Jesus the same gift as the last guy, to myrrh-myrrhs of disapproval.
Exchanging spoken-word cookbooks is recipe prosody.
All the best Valentine’s gifts are made of wooed.
I’m afraid your critique of my gift decorating technique is a mis-wrap presentation.
When it comes to female Santas, I have a lot of Miss Givings.
Dear Pun Gents, a pun for a mom replying to a kid when he complains about only four presents. ~Kate, Atlanta, GA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Cad’oh! [if you are French]
- Don’t make me box your ears.
- Sorry, that’s a wrap!
- Look who’s stocking now.
- Don’t act Wise Man with me. (Hey, Jesus only got three.)
- Do I detect a note of Presentment?
My friend likes mythical beasts, so I centaur a half-man, half-horse for Xmas.