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Puns tagged ‘gifts’:

12/12/14

Exchanging spoken-word cookbooks is recipe prosody.

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08/08/14

I’m afraid your critique of my gift decorating technique is a mis-wrap presentation.

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06/11/14

When it comes to female Santas, I have a lot of Miss Givings.

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12/25/13

Nobody ever talks about the Fourth Wise Man, who arrived late and gave Jesus the same gift as the last guy, to  myrrh-myrrhs of disapproval.

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02/14/13

All the best Valentine’s gifts are made of wooed.

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11/14/12

I was going to give you a pig but I didn’t want to boar you.

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12/18/11

PRESENT ABSENCE

Dear Pun Gents, a pun for a mom replying to a kid when he complains about only four presents. ~Kate, Atlanta, GA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Cad’oh! [if you are French]
  2. Don’t make me box your ears.
  3. Sorry, that’s a wrap!
  4. Look who’s stocking now.
  5. Don’t act Wise Man with me. (Hey, Jesus only got three.)
  6. Do I detect a note of Presentment?
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12/26/10

My friend likes mythical beasts,  so I centaur a half-man, half-horse for Xmas.

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