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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘gifts’:

12/12/14

Exchanging spoken-word cookbooks is recipe prosody.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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08/08/14

I’m afraid your critique of my gift decorating technique is a mis-wrap presentation.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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06/11/14

When it comes to female Santas, I have a lot of Miss Givings.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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12/25/13

Nobody ever talks about the Fourth Wise Man, who arrived late and gave Jesus the same gift as the last guy, to  myrrh-myrrhs of disapproval.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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02/14/13

All the best Valentine’s gifts are made of wooed.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)
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11/14/12

I was going to give you a pig but I didn’t want to boar you.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)
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12/18/11

PRESENT ABSENCE

Dear Pun Gents, a pun for a mom replying to a kid when he complains about only four presents. ~Kate, Atlanta, GA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Cad’oh! [if you are French]
  2. Don’t make me box your ears.
  3. Sorry, that’s a wrap!
  4. Look who’s stocking now.
  5. Don’t act Wise Man with me. (Hey, Jesus only got three.)
  6. Do I detect a note of Presentment?
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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12/26/10

My friend likes mythical beasts,  so I centaur a half-man, half-horse for Xmas.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)
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