All the best Valentine’s gifts are made of wooed.
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(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...Nobody ever talks about the Fourth Wise Man, who arrived late and gave Jesus the same gift as the last guy, to myrrh-myrrhs of disapproval.
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(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...When it comes to female Santas, I have a lot of Miss Givings.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I was going to give you a pig but I didn’t want to boar you.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...I’m afraid your critique of my gift decorating technique is a mis-wrap presentation.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...PRESENT ABSENCE
Dear Pun Gents, a pun for a mom replying to a kid when he complains about only four presents. ~Kate, Atlanta, GA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Cad’oh! [if you are French]
- Don’t make me box your ears.
- Sorry, that’s a wrap!
- Look who’s stocking now.
- Don’t act Wise Man with me. (Hey, Jesus only got three.)
- Do I detect a note of Presentment?
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