PRESENT ABSENCE

Dear Pun Gents, a pun for a mom replying to a kid when he complains about only four presents. ~Kate, Atlanta, GA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Cad’oh! [if you are French]
  2. Don’t make me box your ears.
  3. Sorry, that’s a wrap!
  4. Look who’s stocking now.
  5. Don’t act Wise Man with me. (Hey, Jesus only got three.)
  6. Do I detect a note of Presentment?
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