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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘moms’:


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06/21/12

WALKIE TALKERS

Dear Pun Gents, we are a group of 12 moms from Camas (paper mill town), walking the Portland to Coast 130 mile relay. We will be wearing bright orange shorts and we are looking for a funny team name we can use year after year! ~Debra, Camas, OR

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. Home on the Orange
  2. Gait Shorties
  3. Broad Distances
  4. Camaschameleons
  5. End up in Camas
  6. Dozen Mean Anything
  7. The Pulp Frictions
  8. Camassive Chafing
  9. The Blistering Paces
  10. Walkie Talkers
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12/18/11

PRESENT ABSENCE

Dear Pun Gents, a pun for a mom replying to a kid when he complains about only four presents. ~Kate, Atlanta, GA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Cad’oh! [if you are French]
  2. Don’t make me box your ears.
  3. Sorry, that’s a wrap!
  4. Look who’s stocking now.
  5. Don’t act Wise Man with me. (Hey, Jesus only got three.)
  6. Do I detect a note of Presentment?
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