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06/15/16

ONE TREK MINDS

Dear Pun Gents, My wife and I are entering in an 8 hour adventure race and need some help with a team name. The race is put on by 361 degrees and is apart of their Unbridled Adventure Race Series. Any help is appreciated. ~Matt, New Haven, IN

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Give me a Race, Boss
  2. You Trek Me, Baby
  3. Trek or Treat
  4. Adventure Capitalists
  5. Unbridle and Groom
  6. Hour Big Adventure
  7. Kentucky Fired Up Chickens
  8. We 8 Hour Breakfast!
  9. One Trek Minds
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12/31/13

GURilla Warfare

Dear Pun Gents, my friend Matt and I are entered into the Great Urban Race in Toronto and need a team name. Please help! We are from Calgary, Alberta so any pun about East vs West or with Great Urban Race would be awesome. ~Leanne, Calgary

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. LilChuck from the Prairies (Little House on the Prairies)
  2. GURilla Warfare
  3. GURillas
  4. Oil Be Back
  5. The Best Westerners
  6. First Lasso
  7. Lasso to First Place
  8. City-City Bang Bang
  9. GURonimo
  10. Rockies Roadsters
  11. Cow Eats Hog
  12. Nenshi Ninjas
  13. Don’t Nenshi It
  14. Road Rodeo
  15. Gorge Cluenies
  16. Race in the Hole
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04/11/13

THE ROW LESS TRAVELLED

Dear Pun Gents, we are a Stand Up Paddle Club and we have just entered an Adventure Race. We have two teams of 3–two girls and a guy on each. We need a fun name for each team that will go together and play off each other. The race is a bike, trek and paddle. Can you help us??? ~Ashlyn, Lafayette, LA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Three Oar More
  2. Iron Oars
  3. Bobbin Oars [Bobby Orr]
  4. The Strokes
  5. Surf | Turf
  6. Deadly Strokes | Hard Attacks
  7. Strokin Off a Victory
  8. Stroklahoma | Trexas
  9. Alex TrekBikea
  10. Stand Up For your Bikes
  11. Drug Paddled Haze | Strokecaine Addicts
  12. Canoedle
  13. Adventure-race Types
  14. Riding the Threeway
  15. Start Treks
  16. The Row Less Travelled
  17. Row | Wade
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01/09/13

HRmy of DARKNESS

Dear Pun Gents, we are HR employees in a healthcare organization forming a team for a 100-mile fitness challenge. There are going to be other teams from other departments, so we need something catchy to identify us as HR. ~Lisa, Richmond

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. HRotica
  2. HRmes (Greek God)
  3. HRmy of Darkness
  4. March into Health
  5. Take it Personnelly
  6. 100-Mile Riot
  7. Friends with Benefit Plans
  8. 100 Miles/HR
  9. Personnel trainers
  10. We had the runs for a century
  11. The Hired Guns
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01/05/13

LIGHT ON OUR FEET

Dear Pun Gents, four friends—two guys, two girls—are doing a 5k ‘glow run’ involving glow sticks and techno music. We need a team name! ~Tracy, Tampa, FL

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Beats me up, Scotty
  2. Off the Beatin’ Tracks
  3. Light on our Feet
  4. The Glowsbusters
  5. Stark Ravin’ Mad
  6. Sticky Feet
  7. Glowrunimo
  8. Rave You To the Finish
  9. Race the Roof
  10. Glowlegged
  11. The Hippydrome
  12. Andre 5000 (metres)

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12/10/12

A HUE GOOD WOMEN
Dear Pun Gents, we’re a group of 40-something fun ladies doing a color run. Can you help us with a name? ~Jo, Beaumont, TX

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. Huetonium
  2. Bluetonium
  3. Hue-ten Nannies
  4. A Hue Good Women
  5. Pantones in a knot
  6. Shady Characters
  7. The Pink Hos
  8. Sprectrunners
  9. Purpleslass Exercise
  10. Chromagnons
  11. Colorado
  12. Runbows
  13. Orangetans
  14. Inspectra Gadget
  15. Orange You Faster than That
  16. Green Achers
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11/13/12

DOZEN GET ANY EASIER

Dear Pun Gents, we need a team name. Twelve of us (7 ladies, 5 gents) are doing a race called the Ragnar Relay: a 200-mile race from Huntington Beach to San Diego. The race takes about 24 hours, with running straight through. Maybe something to do with Lactic Acid. Some names already used are: Lactic Acid Flashbacks; Dear Legs, I am Sorry; We Got the Runs. ~Zach, California

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Ragnarok Stars (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ragnar%C3%B6k)
  2. Lactated Shin Consultants
  3. 1 Day and Confused
  4. SoCal Hoaxes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sokal_affair)
  5. Dozen Get Any Easier
  6. Runnin’ Ragnared
  7. Miley Sigh-us.
  8. The SDTees
  9. Two-Four the Show
  10. Marathunder
  11. Sweatier Report
  12. Sole Searching
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10/26/12

SORE ALREADY SISTERS

Dear Pun Gents, I need a team name for two sisters entering their first 5k obstacle. Both stay at home moms (29 and 33). ~Debbie 

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Soeur Legs
  2. Sore-Already Sisters
  3. Sisters Have Mercy
  4. Twisted Sisters
  5. Stay at Homewreckers
  6. Drop The Mom On Ya
  7. SisTeam of a Down
  8. No Way to Race a Child
  9. Si Bling
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07/31/12

RACE DON’T MATTER

Dear Pun Gents, I’m taking my cousin and good friend to complete their first 5k obstacle race called Rugged Maniac. We would like a funny and clever team name! If it helps, I’m Hawaiian, my cousin is Mexican, and my friend is Puerto Rican. (2 girls and 1 guy) ~Uilani, Fort Lauderdale, FL

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. The Aloha Rangers
  2. 2 girls, 1 guy, 1 cup
  3. The Obstakillers
  4. HuLatinos
  5. Oahulatinos
  6. DRugged
  7. Race Don’t Matter
  8. Pacificcaribean
  9. Finish? Lyin’
  10. The Finnish Lions
  11. Two Islands and a Taco
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06/21/12

WALKIE TALKERS

Dear Pun Gents, we are a group of 12 moms from Camas (paper mill town), walking the Portland to Coast 130 mile relay. We will be wearing bright orange shorts and we are looking for a funny team name we can use year after year! ~Debra, Camas, OR

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. Home on the Orange
  2. Gait Shorties
  3. Broad Distances
  4. Camaschameleons
  5. End up in Camas
  6. Dozen Mean Anything
  7. The Pulp Frictions
  8. Camassive Chafing
  9. The Blistering Paces
  10. Walkie Talkers
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