What country do marathoners retire to?
Iran.
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(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...SAVE OUR SOLES
Dear Pun Gents, need a team name for Las Vegas Sinners and Saints Half Marathon. Team consists of men and women, all from same church of different ages and jobs, all from Menifee California. ~Jerhi, Menifee, CA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Heavin’ on Earth
- Save our Soles
- Paradise is Sweat
- Carry the Cross Trainers
- Running for Awfuls
- Women and Menifee Taste
- Saints and Sprinters
- The Evil Kneevils
- Book of Legsodus
- Halfway to Hell
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Dear Pun Gents,
My work team needs a clever name for a marathon. We do pre-employment screening tests, e.g. drug tests, breath-alcohol tests, physicals, etc. Nothing too vulgar because we are representing our company, but clever and funny would be suitable. Please help!
~Sarah, Edmonton, AB
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Testy Feelings
- Tempest in a Pee Cup
- Running some Tests
- Urining for Victory
- The out of breathalyzers
- Big Screen Thrillers
- The Hired Stuff
- Who Let the Drugs Out
- Physical Labour
- HRmy
- Run to the Bathroom
- Vial Behaviour
- No Test for the Wicked
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Dear Pun Gents, we need a fun team name for our five-person relay team for the God’s Country Marathon. We would like it to include something about our fund-raising efforts for a new town library. Thanks for your help! ~Nicole, Coudersport, PA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Shelf Service
- Stacks of Cash
- Running for Covers
- Spineless Runners
- 26 Smiles
- Shelfish
- Run on the Banks
- Take the Money and Run
- Bookie’s Bet
- Fund Intended
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Dear Pun Gents: The JDRF (Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation) is starting a running club to train and do some races, with a marathon at the end of the season. We’re looking for a name. Some words to spark your sass: insulin, pancreas, glucose, islet cells. ~Sarah, Excelsior, MN
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- [Running with] Extreme Insulins
- We didn’t just bond: We Glucose
- Banting and Panting
- You Sugar Me All Night Long
- No Man Is An Islet
- Tryabetes [or Tri-abetes for Triathlon]
- Pancreassassins
- Don’t Believe the Type
- Diabeat You Up
- Do or Diabetes
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Dear Pun Gents, we need a team name. Twelve of us (7 ladies, 5 gents) are doing a race called the Ragnar Relay: a 200-mile race from Huntington Beach to San Diego. The race takes about 24 hours, with running straight through. Maybe something to do with Lactic Acid. Some names already used are: Lactic Acid Flashbacks; Dear Legs, I am Sorry; We Got the Runs. ~Zach, California
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Ragnarok Stars (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ragnar%C3%B6k)
- Lactated Shin Consultants
- 1 Day and Confused
- SoCal Hoaxes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sokal_affair)
- Dozen Get Any Easier
- Runnin’ Ragnared
- Miley Sigh-us.
- The SDTees
- Two-Four the Show
- Marathunder
- Sweatier Report
- Sole Searching
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Dear Pun Gents, I and 11 of my friends are running in a 178-mile relay race, the Reno Tahoe Odyssey. Most of us are structural engineers with a few other professions thrown in the mix (accountant, physical therapist, server etc). We ran this race last year under the name “Team Honey Badger: because we don’t give a sh!t.” however that name must go. We enjoy drinking, having a good time and running of course. Also, this year we have an international teammate coming in from New Zealand. ~Matthew, Nevada
AS THE PUN GENTS
- Reno-Ovation
- Odyssissies
- Smilers
- Destructuralists
- Busting out of the Joints
- Knee Joint Venture
- Runnilingus
- Tahosana
- Kiwi to Win
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Dear Pun Gents, we’re a group of nine women who love to drink are headed to Las Vegas for the half-marathon the first week of December 2011. We need a clever name for our team shirts. Please help! ~Katharine, San Antonio, TX
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Martini Boppers
- A Stirred in the Hand
- 13-Miley Cyruses
- 13 Miles, 26 Oz
- Mango Lasses
- Queens of the Cosmo’s
- Boozundeit
- Laps and Relapse
- Kahlualass
- Tequila Stocking Birds
- Running on Empties
- Raising the Bartender
- Talk the Detox
- Tavern and Shirleys
- Beers are not Enough
- Desert Heat
- Jet Legged
- Stride Me
- The Vodkouple (if there were two of you)
- Distill my Heart
- PS thanks for the donation!
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Dear Pun Gents, we’re 5 girls, 2 guys running in an ultra marathon starting at one brewing company and ending at another. Need a short, drinking-related name! ~Heather, Roeland Park, KS
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- We Run Pasteur
- Faster, Higher, Lager
- Hops Scotch
- Rock Hard ABVs [Alcohol By Volume]
- Barrely Alive
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Dear Pun Gents, two other ladies and I are running a marathon relay and we need a punny team name, possibly incorporating our love for imbibing, running, and/or how not fast we are. Thanks! ~Erika, Seattle, WA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- The 26ers [26 mile race/ 26 oz bottle of booze]
- Jog Wild
- Pain for Drinks
- Limbibers
- Pace Be With You
- Running on Empties
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