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I compulsively collect appetizers. I’m a bit of a hors d’oeuvre.

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A melting ice cream cone is one that has been left dairy licked.

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Gandhi was a pacifist, but during a bread shortage he got so hungry he advocated naan-violence.

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A pistachio pun is nut thing to be proud of.

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I miss sugar. After all these years we glucose.

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There’s a serious citrus fruit shortage in the Caribbean. Can you hear the lemoned Haitians?

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Cracked ova for breakfast have an eggs squeezit flavour.

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If I follow a Mediterranean diet, olive oil long time.

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Mommageddon?

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Consuming tree foliage can a leafy ate digestive problems.

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