Did the universe start when God had a craving for bacon? So says the Pig Pang Theory.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Everything you eat tastes like licorice? Talk about anise problem to have.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What do you say after a dinner guest spills her dessert? A: “Thanks again for dropping pie.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...In the early 1900s Italian immigrants lived in spaghettos. But now that’s all in the pasta.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...He Ramsay ‘nother expletive down your throat.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Will cocoa products make you tardy? Yes, you will be choco-late!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Call me a pervert, but I once enjoyed watching a chickpea. Does that make me hummus sexual?
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...For which trendy grains have I cooled my enthusiasm? Quinoas.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...I’m an investor in mashed potatoes. I receive lump some payments.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Lettuce hope that when vegetables attack, it won’t be a large kale invasion.
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