Puns tagged ‘food’:
11/17/11
I miss sugar. After all these years we glucose.
| Topic: food, relationships, sugar | COMMENT »
I refuse to make my own sandwich. I rely on sub contractors.
My girlfriend had feet where there should have been nipples. Just thinking about her makes me hungry for TosTitos.
Do Italian vegetarians listen to gino beets?
Hear about the chemist who couldn’t decide what to eat at a dim sum restaurant? As they laid plates before him, he sat there, studying the periodic table of aliments.
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