Did the universe start when God had a craving for bacon? So says the Pig Pang Theory.
Everything you eat tastes like licorice? Talk about anise problem to have.
What do you say after a dinner guest spills her dessert? A: “Thanks again for dropping pie.”
In the early 1900s Italian immigrants lived in spaghettos. But now that’s all in the pasta.
Will cocoa products make you tardy? Yes, you will be choco-late!
Call me a pervert, but I once enjoyed watching a chickpea. Does that make me hummus sexual?
For which trendy grains have I cooled my enthusiasm? Quinoas.
I’m an investor in mashed potatoes. I receive lump some payments.
Lettuce hope that when vegetables attack, it won’t be a large kale invasion.