Who’s the most villainous vegetarian? A: Green Goblin’.
Never negotiate with a hungry pontiff. It’s better to have a Pope-is-full discussion.
When I asked if the green food was people, the soylents was deafening.
Maybe you think it’s hoagie, but to prepare myself for a large sandwich, I always sing ‘A Mayonnaising Graze.’
Choking on your breakfast can be eggs aspirating.
There’s too much pickled cabbage in my fridge! A bit of an overkrauting problem.
Moldy Jello? That’s rather off pudding.
Before ice cream, Ben and Jerry worked in software, you know, hawkin’ DOS.
A melting ice cream cone is one that has been left dairy licked.
My girlfriend had feet where there should have been nipples. Just thinking about her makes me hungry for TosTitos.