What do rabbits say before feasting on your garden? “Lettuce prey.”
Everything you eat tastes like licorice? Talk about anise problem to have.
Call me a pervert, but I once enjoyed watching a chickpea. Does that make me hummus sexual?
Maybe you think it’s hoagie, but to prepare myself for a large sandwich, I always sing ‘A Mayonnaising Graze.’
When I put yeast in my broth I was soup rised at the outcome.
I ate lots of beans. Now I’m like the Beach Boys, feeling the gut fibrations.
Murphy’s Slaw: If cabbage can go rotten, it will.
Filling sausages for a living? That’s a wurst-case scenario.
Choking on your breakfast can be eggs aspirating.
If a chicken’s too fat, it tastes meaty yolker.