A pistachio pun isĀ nut thing to be proud of.
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Maybe you think it’s hoagie, but to prepare myself for a large sandwich, I always sing ‘A Mayonnaising Graze.’
How does a mobster turn down fudge? A: “Fudgegettaboutit!“
I gave up surfing in Hawaii to make sandwiches. Now my life is very sub dude.
Licorice has anise flavour.
Puns about fruit are banned as ‘ates peach‘. They pit the stoners against the fuzz.
When I fast I just hunger down and do it.
If you don’t have a clue about breakfast portions, just follow my eggs ample.
I tried to get Fish and Chips insurance, but the agent said their policy doesn’t cover Snacks of Cod.
There’s a serious citrus fruit shortage in the Caribbean. Can you hear the lemoned Haitians?