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Puns tagged ‘food’:

03/21/17

What do rabbits say before feasting on your garden?  “Lettuce prey.”

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03/04/17

Which fruit must be courted traditionally? Cantaloupe.

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02/13/17

Everything you eat tastes like licorice? Talk about anise problem to have.

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02/09/17

Those who are willing to taste unfamiliar foods will try-yum-ph in the end.

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01/30/17

Eating Italian food is sure to boost your meataballism.

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01/24/17

Who’s the most villainous vegetarian? A: Green Goblin’.

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01/20/17

Cracked ova for breakfast have an eggs squeezit flavour.

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01/15/17

I can’t go to Chinese restaurants alone. I have supper Asian anxiety.

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01/10/17
I put LSD in my cornflakes. It was so cereal.
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01/05/17

The ancient Buy-baloneyians loved processed meats.

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