food puns :: PunGents.com

Insect protein is a locust alternative to meat.

(Rate This Pun)

I gave up surfing in Hawaii to make sandwiches. Now my life is very sub dude.

(Rate This Pun)

If I were on death row and they denied me my last meal, and sent me straight to the gallows instead, I would get hangry.

(5 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

Fragrant peppers have been discovered in odor spice.

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

How do you locate a Greek restaurant? Use a gyro scope.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

I’ll eat any kind of sweet potato. I’m yambidextrous.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Anyone who eats fish and chips every day is a creature of halibut.

(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

There are no good puns about pasta, other than a fusilli remarks.

(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Eating greasy high cholesterol food gives me stage fright. I get butter fries in my stomach.

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Those who are willing to taste unfamiliar foods will try-yum-ph in the end.

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)