When it comes to confetti, I rice to the occasion.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...By fed oral law, all food must be eaten via the mouth.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...What do rabbits say before feasting on your garden? “Lettuce prey.”
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Who’s the most villainous vegetarian? A: Green Goblin’.
(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Never negotiate with a hungry pontiff. It’s better to have a Pope-is-full discussion.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...When I asked if the green food was people, the soylents was deafening.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Maybe you think it’s hoagie, but to prepare myself for a large sandwich, I always sing ‘A Mayonnaising Graze.’
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Choking on your breakfast can be eggs aspirating.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...There’s too much pickled cabbage in my fridge! A bit of an overkrauting problem.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Moldy Jello? That’s rather off pudding.
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