Choking on fruit? Call the pear-emetics.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If a chicken’s too fat, it tastes meaty yolker.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I put LSD in my cornflakes. It was so cereal.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...A dry Xmas turkey has been thoroughly de-baste.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Wanna hear a cereal pun? I’m not sure you’re Shreddie for it.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I used to put wine in my corn flakes. Then they arrested me on account of I was a cereal grapist.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Filling sausages for a living? That’s a wurst-case scenario.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What constitutes a big breakfast? Well, in France, an egg is an oeuf to eat.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...What do you call poutine without gravy, or cheese curds? Routine.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Don’t eat venison. Too many caribouhydrates.
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