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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘food’:

06/24/17

Moldy Jello? That’s rather off pudding.

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06/19/17

Gandhi was a pacifist, but during a bread shortage he got so hungry he advocated naan-violence.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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06/15/17

There’s a serious citrus fruit shortage in the Caribbean. Can you hear the lemoned Haitians?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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06/04/17

I compulsively collect appetizers. I’m a bit of a hors d’oeuvre.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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05/28/17

A melting ice cream cone is one that has been left dairy licked.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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05/11/17

Maple syrup: What sap with that?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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05/05/17

In the early 1900s Italian immigrants lived in spaghettos. But now that’s all in the pasta.

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05/02/17

Use whole grains to regulate your blood sugar, if your diet is oat of control.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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04/23/17

I tried to get Fish and Chips insurance, but the agent said their policy doesn’t cover Snacks of Cod.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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04/14/17

When I asked if the green food was people, the soylents was deafening.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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