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Who’s the most villainous vegetarian? A: Green Goblin’.

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Never negotiate with a hungry pontiff. It’s better to have a Pope-is-full discussion.

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When I asked if the green food was people, the soylents was deafening.

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Maybe you think it’s hoagie, but to prepare myself for a large sandwich, I always sing ‘A Mayonnaising Graze.’

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Choking on your breakfast can be eggs aspirating.

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There’s too much pickled cabbage in my fridge! A bit of an overkrauting problem.

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Moldy Jello? That’s rather off pudding.

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Before ice cream, Ben and Jerry worked in software, you know, hawkin’ DOS.

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A melting ice cream cone is one that has been left dairy licked.

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My girlfriend had feet where there should have been nipples. Just thinking about her makes me hungry for TosTitos.

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