There’s only one type of lettuce, in Romainia.
Lindt has a new chocolate ball; they call them Cocoanuts.
What constitutes a big breakfast? Well, in France, an egg is an oeuf to eat.
How does a bunny eat? A: Very carrotfully!
When Satan is constipated, he eats Hellman’s mustard.
I ate lots of beans. Now I’m like the Beach Boys, feeling the gut fibrations.
How does a mobster turn down fudge? A: “Fudgegettaboutit!“
What’s the fastest fast food? A: Lamb-burger-inis.
Those who are willing to taste unfamiliar foods will try-yum-ph in the end.