Will cocoa products make you tardy? Yes, you will be choco-late!
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I put LSD in my cornflakes. It was so cereal.
What do you say after a dinner guest spills her dessert? A: “Thanks again for dropping pie.”
How does a bunny eat? A: Very carrotfully!
I ate lots of beans. Now I’m like the Beach Boys, feeling the gut fibrations.
Everything you eat tastes like licorice? Talk about anise problem to have.
Do Italian vegetarians listen to gino beets?
Choking on your breakfast can be eggs aspirating.
Food color manufacturing is a dyeing industry.



