Wanna hear a cereal pun? I’m not sure you’re Shreddie for it.
I used to put wine in my corn flakes. Then they arrested me on account of I was a cereal grapist.
Filling sausages for a living? That’s a wurst-case scenario.
What constitutes a big breakfast? Well, in France, an egg is an oeuf to eat.
What do you call poutine without gravy, or cheese curds? Routine.
Don’t eat venison. Too many caribouhydrates.
A pistachio pun is nut thing to be proud of.
Will cocoa products make you tardy? Yes, you will be choco-late!
What do you say after a dinner guest spills her dessert? A: “Thanks again for dropping pie.”
If I follow a Mediterranean diet, olive oil long time.