I refuse to make my own sandwich. I rely on sub contractors.
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(5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)Loading...Moldy Jello? That’s rather off pudding.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...What’s the fastest fast food? A: Lamb-burger-inis.
(10 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...In the early 1900s Italian immigrants lived in spaghettos. But now that’s all in the pasta.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I’m an investor in mashed potatoes. I receive lump some payments.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Which fruit must be courted traditionally? Cantaloupe.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...He Ramsay ‘nother expletive down your throat.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...What do rabbits say before feasting on your garden? “Lettuce prey.”
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Will cocoa products make you tardy? Yes, you will be choco-late!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I put LSD in my cornflakes. It was so cereal.
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