What do rabbits say before feasting on your garden? “Lettuce prey.”
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(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Everything you eat tastes like licorice? Talk about anise problem to have.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Call me a pervert, but I once enjoyed watching a chickpea. Does that make me hummus sexual?
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Maybe you think it’s hoagie, but to prepare myself for a large sandwich, I always sing ‘A Mayonnaising Graze.’
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When I put yeast in my broth I was soup rised at the outcome.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I ate lots of beans. Now I’m like the Beach Boys, feeling the gut fibrations.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Murphy’s Slaw: If cabbage can go rotten, it will.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Filling sausages for a living? That’s a wurst-case scenario.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Choking on your breakfast can be eggs aspirating.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If a chicken’s too fat, it tastes meaty yolker.
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