Puns tagged ‘food’:
06/24/17
Moldy Jello? That’s rather off pudding.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/19/17
Gandhi was a pacifist, but during a bread shortage he got so hungry he advocated naan-violence. (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/15/17
There’s a serious citrus fruit shortage in the Caribbean. Can you hear the lemoned Haitians? (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/04/17
I compulsively collect appetizers. I’m a bit of a hors d’oeuvre. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...05/28/17
A melting ice cream cone is one that has been left dairy licked. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...05/11/17
Maple syrup: What sap with that? (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...05/05/17
In the early 1900s Italian immigrants lived in spaghettos. But now that’s all in the pasta.  (Rate This Pun) Loading ...05/02/17
Use whole grains to regulate your blood sugar, if your diet is oat of control. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/23/17
I tried to get Fish and Chips insurance, but the agent said their policy doesn’t cover Snacks of Cod. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/14/17
When I asked if the green food was people, the soylents was deafening.  (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ... |
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