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Moldy Jello? That’s rather off pudding.

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Before ice cream, Ben and Jerry worked in software, you know, hawkin’ DOS.

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A melting ice cream cone is one that has been left dairy licked.

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My girlfriend had feet where there should have been nipples. Just thinking about her makes me hungry for TosTitos.

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I compulsively collect appetizers. I’m a bit of a hors d’oeuvre.

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There are no good puns about pasta, other than a fusilli remarks.

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When I put yeast in my broth I was soup rised at the outcome.

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Italy just announced a carbin’ tax. It was pasta by very wide majority.

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I gave up surfing in Hawaii to make sandwiches. Now my life is very sub dude.

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I can’t go to Chinese restaurants alone. I have supper Asian anxiety.

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