Insect protein is a locust alternative to meat.
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The ancient Buy-baloneyians loved processed meats.
How do you locate a Greek restaurant? Use a gyro scope.
I used to put wine in my corn flakes. Then they arrested me on account of I was a cereal grapist.
Mr. Potatohead went to the oncologist. They assured him “It’s not a tuber!”
Hear about the chemist who couldn’t decide what to eat at a dim sum restaurant? As they laid plates before him, he sat there, studying the periodic table of aliments.
There are no good puns about pasta, other than a fusilli remarks.
When it comes to confetti, I rice to the occasion.
A dry Xmas turkey has been thoroughly de-baste.
Pie-making is a lost tart.