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There are no good puns about pasta, other than a fusilli remarks.

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When I put yeast in my broth I was soup rised at the outcome.

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Italy just announced a carbin’ tax. It was pasta by very wide majority.

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I gave up surfing in Hawaii to make sandwiches. Now my life is very sub dude.

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I can’t go to Chinese restaurants alone. I have supper Asian anxiety.

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Anyone who eats fish and chips every day is a creature of halibut.

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I miss sugar. After all these years we glucose.

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Choking on fruit? Call the pear-emetics.

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If a chicken’s too fat, it tastes meaty yolker.

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I put LSD in my cornflakes. It was so cereal.

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