Puns tagged ‘food’:
05/28/17
A melting ice cream cone is one that has been left dairy licked.
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...05/11/17
Maple syrup: What sap with that?  (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...05/05/17
In the early 1900s Italian immigrants lived in spaghettos. But now that’s all in the pasta. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...05/02/17
Use whole grains to regulate your blood sugar, if your diet is oat of control. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/23/17
I tried to get Fish and Chips insurance, but the agent said their policy doesn’t cover Snacks of Cod. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/14/17
When I asked if the green food was people, the soylents was deafening.  (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...03/21/17
What do rabbits say before feasting on your garden? “Lettuce prey.” (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...03/04/17
Which fruit must be courted traditionally? Cantaloupe. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/13/17
Everything you eat tastes like licorice? Talk about anise problem to have. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/09/17
Those who are willing to taste unfamiliar foods will try-yum-ph in the end. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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