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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘food’:

05/28/17

A melting ice cream cone is one that has been left dairy licked.

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05/11/17

Maple syrup: What sap with that?

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05/05/17

In the early 1900s Italian immigrants lived in spaghettos. But now that’s all in the pasta.

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05/02/17

Use whole grains to regulate your blood sugar, if your diet is oat of control.

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04/23/17

I tried to get Fish and Chips insurance, but the agent said their policy doesn’t cover Snacks of Cod.

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04/14/17

When I asked if the green food was people, the soylents was deafening.

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03/21/17

What do rabbits say before feasting on your garden?  “Lettuce prey.”

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03/04/17

Which fruit must be courted traditionally? Cantaloupe.

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02/13/17

Everything you eat tastes like licorice? Talk about anise problem to have.

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02/09/17

Those who are willing to taste unfamiliar foods will try-yum-ph in the end.

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