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Puns tagged ‘food’:

04/09/16

Never negotiate with a hungry pontiff. It’s better to have a Pope-is-full discussion.

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04/06/16

Lindt has a new chocolate ball; they call them Cocoanuts.

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03/31/16

Horror movie about bad airline food: Snacks on a Plane.

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03/25/16

I ate lots of beans. Now I’m like the Beach Boys, feeling the gut fibrations.

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03/21/16

Anyone who eats fish and chips every day is a creature of halibut.

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03/12/16

Mr. Potatohead went to the oncologist. They assured him “It’s not a tuber!”

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01/25/16

Fragrant peppers have been discovered in odor spice.

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01/18/16

Before ice cream, Ben and Jerry worked in software, you know, hawkin’ DOS.

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01/06/16
If you don’t have a clue about breakfast portions, just follow my eggs ample.
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12/10/15

Puns about fruit are banned as ‘ates peach‘. They pit the stoners against the fuzz.

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