Moldy Jello? That’s rather off pudding.
Before ice cream, Ben and Jerry worked in software, you know, hawkin’ DOS.
A melting ice cream cone is one that has been left dairy licked.
My girlfriend had feet where there should have been nipples. Just thinking about her makes me hungry for TosTitos.
I compulsively collect appetizers. I’m a bit of a hors d’oeuvre.
There are no good puns about pasta, other than a fusilli remarks.
When I put yeast in my broth I was soup rised at the outcome.
Italy just announced a carbin’ tax. It was pasta by very wide majority.
I gave up surfing in Hawaii to make sandwiches. Now my life is very sub dude.
I can’t go to Chinese restaurants alone. I have supper Asian anxiety.