If I follow a Mediterranean diet, olive oil long time.
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Bacon is good for you. Those who eat a lot of it are the pig chewer of health.
Don’t eat venison. Too many caribouhydrates.
Another diet craze? Here we go vegan!
If you have Celiac disease, then learn to speak Turkish or Korean. They are agglutin-hating languages!
As a diet guru, I advocated that everyone have twice-daily bowel movements. Now I’m two-poopular for my own good.
What do calorie-counting cannibals add to their coffee? A: Artificial Swedeners
Use whole grains to regulate your blood sugar, if your diet is oat of control.