Don’t eat venison. Too many caribouhydrates.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Another diet craze? Here we go vegan!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...If you have Celiac disease, then learn to speak Turkish or Korean. They are agglutin-hating languages!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...As a diet guru, I advocated that everyone have twice-daily bowel movements. Now I’m two-poopular for my own good.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...If I follow a Mediterranean diet, olive oil long time.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...What do calorie-counting cannibals add to their coffee? A: Artificial Swedeners
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Use whole grains to regulate your blood sugar, if your diet is oat of control.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Bacon is good for you. Those who eat a lot of it are the pig chewer of health.
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