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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘diet’:

09/26/17

As a diet guru, I advocated that everyone have twice-daily bowel movements. Now I’m two-poopular for my own good.

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09/01/17

Another diet craze? Here we go vegan!

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05/02/17

Use whole grains to regulate your blood sugar, if your diet is oat of control.

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10/29/14

Bacon is good for you. Those who eat a lot of it are the pig chewer of health.

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