If I follow a Mediterranean diet, olive oil long time.
What do calorie-counting cannibals add to their coffee? A: Artificial Swedeners
If you have Celiac disease, then learn to speak Turkish or Korean. They are agglutin-hating languages!
Don’t eat venison. Too many caribouhydrates.
As a diet guru, I advocated that everyone have twice-daily bowel movements. Now I’m two-poopular for my own good.
Another diet craze? Here we go vegan!
Use whole grains to regulate your blood sugar, if your diet is oat of control.
Bacon is good for you. Those who eat a lot of it are the pig chewer of health.