Don’t eat venison. Too many caribouhydrates.
Another diet craze? Here we go vegan!
If you have Celiac disease, then learn to speak Turkish or Korean. They are agglutin-hating languages!
As a diet guru, I advocated that everyone have twice-daily bowel movements. Now I’m two-poopular for my own good.
If I follow a Mediterranean diet, olive oil long time.
What do calorie-counting cannibals add to their coffee? A: Artificial Swedeners
Use whole grains to regulate your blood sugar, if your diet is oat of control.
Bacon is good for you. Those who eat a lot of it are the pig chewer of health.