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Puns tagged ‘meat’:

11/18/15

Careful how you slice up that wild game carcass: You don’t want to make a big moose steak!

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10/05/10

The butcher with leftover bits of carcass was struggling to make ends meat. I never sausage effort; it was offally hard work.

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