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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘meat’:

03/05/17

What’s a cannibal’s favorite snack? BFF jerky.

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01/05/17

The ancient Buy-baloneyians loved processed meats.

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11/18/15

Careful how you slice up that wild game carcass: You don’t want to make a big moose steak!

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10/05/10

The butcher with leftover bits of carcass was struggling to make ends meat. I never sausage effort; it was offally hard work.

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