Puns tagged ‘health’:
Eating Italian food is sure to boost your meataballism.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/03/16
If you think we have the same body temperature, I’d degree with you.  (Rate This Pun) Loading ...03/24/15
Eating greasy high cholesterol food gives me stage fright. I get butter fries in my stomach. (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...10/29/14
Bacon is good for you. Those who eat a lot of it are the pig chewer of health. (7 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/06/13
Who will never change? An end o’ morph. (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...07/13/13
HUBBA CHUBBA Dear Pun Gents,
I am looking for a website domain name/blog name (eventually possible book name) that incorporates information about diet, food, fitness, weight loss, exercise, etc. I’ve thought of “Worth the Weight” (domain is taken) and “Fit for Fat” and would like to have some other positive ideas. “Gone to Waist,” “Formerly Fat,” “The Big Issue,” and “Battle of the Bulge” are a bit more negative, I want to focus on the positive successes & achievements. Some blogs I know of have “Beauty and the Bypass,” and “Enough Fluff.” Other terms include gastric bypass, weight loss surgery (WLS), health, nutrition, habits, calorie(s), yoga, feelings, boot camp, running, etc. Would love to have your input!
~Bec, SoCal
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TRAIL OF TWO KITTIES Dear Pun Gents, our department is forming a Heart Association Walk Team. In our office, we use the phrase ‘shittin kittens’ all the time and cats have become a common joke. We can’t be the shittin kittens because well that would be inappropriate. We need a team name that works around that phrase or has something to do with cats & hearts. ~Stefanie, Fort Wayne, IN AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
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IT’S HEART WORK Dear Pun Gents, I’m doing research on the beneficial effects of exercise on the heart and need a title for a paper/presentation. Only work appropriate puns, please. (Donation sent!) ~Kaavya, Cleveland, OH AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
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The government is announcing plans to distribute mouthguards to the general population, to increase jaw security and aid the dentally retarded. Contracts will be awarded to the lowest biter.  (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...06/06/11
If you get sick on a bus, just blame your fellow passin’ germs. (3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5) Loading ... |
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