Buttered scones can give you heart attacks. Keep eating them and you might need an angliopastry.
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Bacon is good for you. Those who eat a lot of it are the pig chewer of health.
Don’t eat venison. Too many caribouhydrates.
Who sets our nutrition policies? Is it the feds?
If you think we have the same body temperature, I’d degree with you.
Too much cereal gives me my grains.
Eating greasy high cholesterol food gives me stage fright. I get butter fries in my stomach.
Loggers often have back problems. Usually in their lumbar area.
As a diet guru, I advocated that everyone have twice-daily bowel movements. Now I’m two-poopular for my own good.
If you get sick on a bus, just blame your fellow passin’ germs.