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Puns tagged ‘health’:
01/12/12
IT’S HEART WORK
Dear Pun Gents, I’m doing research on the beneficial effects of exercise on the heart and need a title for a paper/presentation. Only work appropriate puns, please. (Donation sent!) ~Kaavya, Cleveland, OH
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Ticker tape parade
- Get your heart on
- Exercise makes you heartier
- Exercise: a hearty meal
- It’s heart work
- You aorta know
- Cardi animals
- Ventricle treat? [trick or treat]
| Topic: exercise, health, medical conditions, t-shirts | COMMENT »
07/03/11
The government is announcing plans to distribute mouthguards to the general population, to increase jaw security and aid the dentally retarded. Contracts will be awarded to the lowest biter.
| Topic: business, dentists, health | COMMENT »
06/06/11
If you get sick on a bus, just blame your fellow passin’ germs.
| Topic: buses, health, transportation | COMMENT »
07/16/10
Loggers often have back problems. Usually in their lumbar area.
| Topic: health, occupations | COMMENT »
06/25/10
Too much cereal gives me my grains.
| Topic: breakfast, food and drink, health | 1 COMMENT »
06/22/10
Who sets our nutrition policies? Is it the feds?
| Topic: government, health | COMMENT »
06/06/10
Yoga can be dangerous. If you’re dressing for a class - wear a hazmat suit.
| Topic: health, recreation, yoga | COMMENT »
06/05/10
Buttered scones can give you heart attacks. Keep eating them and you might need an angliopastry.
| Topic: food and drink, health | COMMENT »
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