Buttered scones can give you heart attacks. Keep eating them and you might need an angliopastry.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Bacon is good for you. Those who eat a lot of it are the pig chewer of health.
(7 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Don’t eat venison. Too many caribouhydrates.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Who sets our nutrition policies? Is it the feds?
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...If you think we have the same body temperature, I’d degree with you.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Too much cereal gives me my grains.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Eating greasy high cholesterol food gives me stage fright. I get butter fries in my stomach.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Loggers often have back problems. Usually in their lumbar area.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...As a diet guru, I advocated that everyone have twice-daily bowel movements. Now I’m two-poopular for my own good.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...If you get sick on a bus, just blame your fellow passin’ germs.
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