As a diet guru, I advocated that everyone have twice-daily bowel movements. Now I’m two-poopular for my own good.
If you get sick on a bus, just blame your fellow passin’ germs.
Who will never change? An end o’ morph.
Yoga can be dangerous. If you’re dressing for a class – wear a hazmat suit.
Loggers often have back problems. Usually in their lumbar area.
Don’t eat venison. Too many caribouhydrates.
Shed that extra 20 pounds? Weigh to go!
Eating Italian food is sure to boost your meataballism.
If you think we have the same body temperature, I’d degree with you.
Eating greasy high cholesterol food gives me stage fright. I get butter fries in my stomach.