Too much cereal gives me my grains.
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(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Eating greasy high cholesterol food gives me stage fright. I get butter fries in my stomach.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Loggers often have back problems. Usually in their lumbar area.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...As a diet guru, I advocated that everyone have twice-daily bowel movements. Now I’m two-poopular for my own good.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...If you get sick on a bus, just blame your fellow passin’ germs.
(4 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Yoga can be dangerous. If you’re dressing for a class – wear a hazmat suit.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Don’t eat venison. Too many caribouhydrates.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Shed that extra 20 pounds? Weigh to go!
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Eating Italian food is sure to boost your meataballism.
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