Who will never change? An end o’ morph.
health
Yoga can be dangerous. If you’re dressing for a class – wear a hazmat suit.
Shed that extra 20 pounds? Weigh to go!
Eating Italian food is sure to boost your meataballism.
HUBBA CHUBBA
- Pound Zero
- If Looks Could Kilo
- Weight to Go
- Chubhub
- Hubba Chubba
- Highway to Health
- Sweat It Is
- The Sweatiest Thing
- Slim Chance
- Shed Happens
- Mass Shed Two Cents [Massachusetts?}
- The Mass Occurs
- Calorifornication
- Gastrict Dieting
TRAIL OF TWO KITTIES
Dear Pun Gents, our department is forming a Heart Association Walk Team. In our office, we use the phrase ‘shittin kittens’ all the time and cats have become a common joke. We can’t be the shittin kittens because well that would be inappropriate. We need a team name that works around that phrase or has something to do with cats & hearts. ~Stefanie, Fort Wayne, IN
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Kittiac arrest
- The Purrambulators
- Aorta be a Cat
- Tabbycatia [tachycardia]
- Heart a Cat [Heart attack]
- Kitty Literate
- Puss Abilities
- Furrage
- Run of the Litter
- Trail of Two Kitties
- Tiggers for Tickers
IT’S HEART WORK
Dear Pun Gents, I’m doing research on the beneficial effects of exercise on the heart and need a title for a paper/presentation. Only work appropriate puns, please. (Donation sent!) ~Kaavya, Cleveland, OH
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Ticker tape parade
- Get your heart on
- Exercise makes you heartier
- Exercise: a hearty meal
- It’s heart work
- You aorta know
- Cardi animals
- Ventricle treat? [trick or treat]
The government is announcing plans to distribute mouthguards to the general population, to increase jaw security and aid the dentally retarded. Contracts will be awarded to the lowest biter.