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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘obesity’:

06/26/13

Delusions of obesity? You might be a hippochondriac.

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02/24/13

There’s a new learning method tailored for fat kids: aka the Brontessori schools.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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01/28/13

My girlfriend Wanda moved to Buffalo and gained 800 pounds. I guess I’ve had a Tonawanda.

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04/01/11

I never gain weight despite eating a lot of spicy Italian subs. I owe it to my good meat-a-ballism.

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