There’s a new learning method tailored for fat kids: aka the Brontessori schools.
My girlfriend Wanda moved to Buffalo and gained 800 pounds. I guess I’ve had a Tonawanda.
Delusions of obesity? You might be a hippochondriac.
Shed that extra 20 pounds? Weigh to go!
I never gain weight despite eating a lot of spicy Italian subs. I owe it to my good meat-a-ballism.