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Puns tagged ‘obesity’:

06/26/13

Delusions of obesity? You might be a hippochondriac.

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02/24/13

There’s a new learning method tailored for fat kids: aka the Brontessori schools.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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01/28/13

My girlfriend Wanda moved to Buffalo and gained 800 pounds. I guess I’ve had a Tonawanda.

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04/01/11

I never gain weight despite eating a lot of spicy Italian subs. I owe it to my good meat-a-ballism.

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