Wayne Gretzky puns are hokey. I’m so tired of that schtick. It’s always the same pucking thing. No more Mr Ice Guy!
sports
My son complains he can’t play T-ball inside. I said “Sorry son, but there’s a lack of for T-ball housing.”
If karate is a form of kung-fu, is kickboxing a form of toe-fu?
Which Greek philosopher was great at football?
Soccerates [or was it Peléto?].
Trekkers love poetry – especially hikeus.
Skydivers chute first, ask questions later. No wonder they’re so well grounded.
Many great oarsmen have become rowed scullers.
When you go skydiving, it helps to down a pair o’ shooters.
Basketball-playing countries suffer from hooperinflation.
Those who box gets in arm’s way.