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My son complains he can’t play T-ball inside. I said “Sorry son, but there’s a lack of for T-ball housing.”

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What’s the only sport not forbidden in the remaining ISIS territories? A: The 100m Daesh.

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Those who box gets in arm’s way.

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Olympic figure skaters are so competitive—that’s why their outfits are covered in sequins.

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Do bored mountaineers embrace climb-it change?

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A-Rod plays worse when he has a cold. He just isn’t fielding well.

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Wayne Gretzky puns are hokey. I’m so tired of that schtick. It’s always the same pucking thing. No more Mr Ice Guy!

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When you go skydiving, it helps to down a pair o’ shooters.

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Fencing is a parry normal activity.

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We won’t make any Olympics puns this year—that would be Sochisey.

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