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11/06/2019

Lance Armstrong felt better after appearing on Oprah. She gave him performance-enhancing hugs. Nonetheless, Lance committed male fraud: He was master of the pellets-on. Somehow he never failed his testes—he didn’t stop until he had one. Now, stripped of his Tour titles, the most shocking revelation is that Lance has a No Jersey accent. Anyway I guess it’s back to eating Sheryl Crow. [The Gents thank Ashley, Bryan and Jordan for collaborating on today’s puns!]

(10 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

10/19/2019

The boxer who turned priest found much glee in visiting his former ring opponents who were now old and sick, and administering a few last rights.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

10/09/2019

I pray before every archery match. Aimin’ to that.

(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)

09/15/2019

Who’s the strongest basketball player? A: LeBron.

(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

09/09/2019

The municipal government decided to withdraw funds from their lawnbowling leagues, and hold a massive city-wide orgy instead. Needless to say, the associations of elderly lawnbowlers protested this senseless act of de-bocce-ry.

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09/09/2019

Do foreign baseball players speak pitchin’ English?

(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

07/19/2019

Next season, Walter White becomes a baseball slugger, in Breaking Bat.

(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

07/07/2019

Movie about the first female umpire: Official Called Wanda.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

07/07/2019

Which Olympic event is most painful?

Hurdles.

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06/20/2019

Never date a downhill skier. You’ll end up with slopey seconds.

(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)