Do bored mountaineers embrace climb-it change?
A-Rod plays worse when he has a cold. He just isn’t fielding well.
Wayne Gretzky puns are hokey. I’m so tired of that schtick. It’s always the same pucking thing. No more Mr Ice Guy!
When you go skydiving, it helps to down a pair o’ shooters.
Fencing is a parry normal activity.
We won’t make any Olympics puns this year—that would be Sochisey.
If karate is a form of kung-fu, is kickboxing a form of toe-fu?
Baseball players, aka lumber jocks.
People in Luxembourg are huge fans of d’Coque.
Successful matadors have a talent for not getting gored, which is very sense-a-bull.