Puns tagged ‘sports’:
07/29/17
First rule in cannibal baseball: Never wok the leadoff man.
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/11/17
THE BICLOPS Dear Pun Gents, My brother and I are cycling nearly 1000 miles from John O’Groats to Lands End. We’re doing it for a mental health charity, but we both have a sense of humour. We’re not small, both above 6ft4, so there’s some visual comedy in seeing two massive doofus’s pedal a push bike. We really need a team name that covers it all off. ~Andy, Chester, UK AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT;
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Movie about the first female umpire: Official Called Wanda. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/20/16
Euro 2016 is boring. You sit in front of the tv all day and UEFA somebody to score. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/15/16
ONE TREK MINDS Dear Pun Gents, My wife and I are entering in an 8 hour adventure race and need some help with a team name. The race is put on by 361 degrees and is apart of their Unbridled Adventure Race Series. Any help is appreciated. ~Matt, New Haven, IN AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
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Who’s the strongest basketball player? A: LeBron. (3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/21/16
BEVERLEY BONECRUSHER Dear Pun Gents, I really need a Roller Derby name ASAP. I’m new to derby. Anything to do with my name is cool or just something clever. I’m super into Star Wars/Trek/LOTR and reading. I’m a barista on the side and play ultimate frisbee too. ~Kim Waybright, Charleston, SC AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
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EITHER OAR Dear Pun Gents, My husband and I are thinking about starting a business and I’m hoping you can help us with a name. We’re looking at being a paddle sports outfitter. Thinking canoes, kayaks and paddle board rental and guide service. Looking to do fishing as well. We also want to offer services in the winter like ice fishing, ice skating and snowshoeing. We’re located in northern Minnesota in a smaller town, Bemidji. We’re known for our gigantic Paul and Babe statues and for being ‘the first city on the Mississippi River’. Our place is located on Lake Irving and on the Mississippi. We’ve also thought about offering courses like an ‘outdoor school’ Ideas? Thanks, so much, in advance! ~Tonya, Bemidji, MN AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
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Motto of the Analympics: Stronger Faster Farter. (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/04/15
Heads of state don’t play volleyball. It could a set a president. It spikes ill of any such figure who seeks a bump in popularity. (Rate This Pun) Loading ... |
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