How do you tell if a soccer player is dead?

He doesn’t respond to the coroner kick.

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Which Nazi loved Michael Jordan?

Joseph Goebbels. He loved it when things were Goering well for the Chicago squad, and especially when MJ would achieve Luftwaffe and Reich up the points. For the fans, it was beyond their wildest iMaginotion. It was Panzermonium.

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The British soccer team needs an attitude adjustment to win. It’s a Man U mental task.

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