How do you tell if a soccer player is dead?
He doesn’t respond to the coroner kick.
How do you tell if a soccer player is dead?
He doesn’t respond to the coroner kick.
Gymnasts do not like Paris neighbourhoods. Especially when it’s a wrong dismount.
Which Nazi loved Michael Jordan?
Joseph Goebbels. He loved it when things were Goering well for the Chicago squad, and especially when MJ would achieve Luftwaffe and Reich up the points. For the fans, it was beyond their wildest iMaginotion. It was Panzermonium.
The British soccer team needs an attitude adjustment to win. It’s a Man U mental task.
Michael Phelps a ladies man? He thinks he’s God’s gift to swimmin’.
Tiger Woods’ career has philandered.
People in Luxembourg are huge fans of d’Coque.
A-Rod plays worse when he has a cold. He just isn’t fielding well.
Do foreign baseball players speak pitchin’ English?
The two pubescent cyclists just discovered the allure of heavy pedalling.