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Puns tagged ‘sports’:
01/11/17
THE BICLOPS
Dear Pun Gents, My brother and I are cycling nearly 1000 miles from John O’Groats to Lands End. We’re doing it for a mental health charity, but we both have a sense of humour. We’re not small, both above 6ft4, so there’s some visual comedy in seeing two massive doofus’s pedal a push bike. We really need a team name that covers it all off. ~Andy, Chester, UK
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT;
- United Kinkdom
- The Biclops
- The Cycle Ops
- One Thousand Miles Per Horror
- Distance Relatives
- Distant Relations
- The British Rural Family
- The Calf Lick Church
- Quad Erat Demonstrandum
- Derring Doofuses
- The Cy-clones [if you were twins]
- Men Tall Health
| Topic: charity, cycling, great britain, mental health, sports, team name, united kingdom | COMMENT »
11/22/16
Movie about the first female umpire: Official Called Wanda.
| Topic: baseball, movies, occupations, sport, sports, umpires, women | COMMENT »
06/20/16
Euro 2016 is boring. You sit in front of the tv all day and UEFA somebody to score.
| Topic: euro 2016, football, soccer, sports | COMMENT »
06/15/16
ONE TREK MINDS
Dear Pun Gents, My wife and I are entering in an 8 hour adventure race and need some help with a team name. The race is put on by 361 degrees and is apart of their Unbridled Adventure Race Series. Any help is appreciated. ~Matt, New Haven, IN
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Give me a Race, Boss
- You Trek Me, Baby
- Trek or Treat
- Adventure Capitalists
- Unbridle and Groom
- Hour Big Adventure
- Kentucky Fired Up Chickens
- We 8 Hour Breakfast!
- One Trek Minds
| Topic: charity event, race, sports, team name | COMMENT »
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06/08/16
Who’s the strongest basketball player? A: LeBron.
| Topic: basketball, lebron james, sports | COMMENT »
01/21/16
BEVERLEY BONECRUSHER
Dear Pun Gents,
I really need a Roller Derby name ASAP. I’m new to derby. Anything to do with my name is cool or just something clever. I’m super into Star Wars/Trek/LOTR and reading. I’m a barista on the side and play ultimate frisbee too. ~Kim Waybright, Charleston, SC
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Millenium Falc Kim
- LOTR REY
- Falcon Dangerous
- Rey Anna
- AKimbo
- The Way Kim Dead
- Reyzor
- Darth Waybright
- The Cutest of Borg
- Menage a Troi
- Kim Il Skate
- Sauron Grapes
- Beverley BoneCrusher
- Wins A Latte
| Topic: Lord of the Rings, names, roller derby, roller derby names, sports, star trek, star wars | COMMENT »
01/19/16
EITHER OAR
Dear Pun Gents,
My husband and I are thinking about starting a business and I’m hoping you can help us with a name.
We’re looking at being a paddle sports outfitter. Thinking canoes, kayaks and paddle board rental and guide service. Looking to do fishing as well. We also want to offer services in the winter like ice fishing, ice skating and snowshoeing.
We’re located in northern Minnesota in a smaller town, Bemidji. We’re known for our gigantic Paul and Babe statues and for being ‘the first city on the Mississippi River’. Our place is located on Lake Irving and on the Mississippi.
We’ve also thought about offering courses like an ‘outdoor school’
Ideas?
Thanks, so much, in advance!
~Tonya, Bemidji, MN
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Either Oar
- Paddletude
- Strokelahoma
- Outdoorable
- Out and Fit
- Canoogle
- Take a Kayak [Take a hike]
- Boat and Sold
- Fun-to-Rentalism
- Paddle Springs Outfitters
- Minnie Miss Outfitters
- Go with the Float
- Where the Mississippi Floats
- Buoy Meets Miss (or Buoy Meets Babe)
- Babe’s Buoy
- Swing and a Miss Outfitters
- Go with the Flow
| Topic: business name, lakes, minnesota, rivers, sports, water | COMMENT »
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07/25/15
Motto of the Analympics: Stronger Faster Farter.
| Topic: anatomy, bodily functions, fart jokes, Olympics, sports | COMMENT »
04/04/15
Heads of state don’t play volleyball. It could a set a president. It spikes ill of any such figure who seeks a bump in popularity.
| Topic: politics, sports, volleyball | COMMENT »
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04/01/15
MULTIPLE SCLEROADIES
Dear Pun Gents, I need an MS Bike Team Name. Key words: Greg, Lutzen, Wisconsin, Diverse Group, Amateurs, Finish, Prevail, Multiple Sclerosis, Cycling, Team, Bike Ride. ~Kamala, Arlington Heights
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Rode to Victory
- Nothing to Lutzen
- Wishconsin
- Gregorian Chains
- Amatouring
- Amatours
- Amatour Hour
- MSaries
- EFF MS
- MS Messenger
- Sclero Heros
- Scleroadies
- Multiple Scleroadies
| Topic: biking, charity, cycling, multiple sclerosis, sports, team name | COMMENT »
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