Hear about the basketball player being sued? What a bunch of hooplaw. I bet it never makes it to court.
This World Cup was one for the Guinness Book of Redcards.
Because of terrorist concerns, some African Olympic athletes have to conceal their identity and compete under Sudan names.
I wanted to go golfing but spent my day covered in dog vomit. I guess that’s barf for the curs.
When two wrestlers join forces it is a called a tag team, aka a clobberation.
Gymnastics puns can push the envelope. Indeed, somersaulty.
The boxer who turned priest found much glee in visiting his former ring opponents who were now old and sick, and administering a few last rights.
Hear about the dyslexic man who would eat too much dessert, then immediately go play at the lanes?
He suffered from pie-bowler disorder.
Professional soccer is the most hard score sport there is.
Before integration, amputee baseball players were only allowed in the Knee Grow Leagues.