What’s the only sport not forbidden in the remaining ISIS territories? A: The 100m Daesh.
What country do marathoners retire to?
Some baseball players have a bat attitude.
SCUBA enthusiasts. Now there’s a divers group of people.
First rule in cannibal baseball: Never wok the leadoff man.
Dear Pun Gents, My brother and I are cycling nearly 1000 miles from John O’Groats to Lands End. We’re doing it for a mental health charity, but we both have a sense of humour. We’re not small, both above 6ft4, so there’s some visual comedy in seeing two massive doofus’s pedal a push bike. We really need a team name that covers it all off. ~Andy, Chester, UK
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT;
- United Kinkdom
- The Biclops
- The Cycle Ops
- One Thousand Miles Per Horror
- Distance Relatives
- Distant Relations
- The British Rural Family
- The Calf Lick Church
- Quad Erat Demonstrandum
- Derring Doofuses
- The Cy-clones [if you were twins]
- Men Tall Health
Movie about the first female umpire: Official Called Wanda.
Euro 2016 is boring. You sit in front of the tv all day and UEFA somebody to score.
Dear Pun Gents, My wife and I are entering in an 8 hour adventure race and need some help with a team name. The race is put on by 361 degrees and is apart of their Unbridled Adventure Race Series. Any help is appreciated. ~Matt, New Haven, IN
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Give me a Race, Boss
- You Trek Me, Baby
- Trek or Treat
- Adventure Capitalists
- Unbridle and Groom
- Hour Big Adventure
- Kentucky Fired Up Chickens
- We 8 Hour Breakfast!
- One Trek Minds
Who’s the strongest basketball player? A: LeBron.