Do old-time hockey players get gerihat-tricks?
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My Stradivarius brand bike did not come with stopping devices. I had to install some to brake the cycle of violins.
Tricycle riders dabble in communism.
Milli Vanilli song about rock-climbing with Republicans in Germany: ‘Belay Mitt on the Rhine‘.
Successful matadors have a talent for not getting gored, which is very sense-a-bull.
When Sir Edmund Hillary got a chance to pitch in a baseball match, he fell asleep at the rubber. He must have thought it was Mound Have-a-Rest!
Olympic figure skaters are so competitive—that’s why their outfits are covered in sequins.
Before integration, amputee baseball players were only allowed in the Knee Grow Leagues.
The Denver Broncos quarterback bought part of the team. It’s being called the Tebow stake.
Playoff hockey is a comic marvel. They should call it the Stan Lee Cup.