Those who box gets in arm’s way.
I graduated sumo cum laude from the Japan Wrestling Academy.
- Chic Your BonBon
- Gyminy Cricket
- Perfect Fit
- Fits of Strength
- Baby, HIIT me one more time
- Mistress Yoga [as opposed to Master Yoda?]
- Fash Forward
- Lulu’s Accent
- Gymini [rhymes with Gemini]
- The Gym and I
- Slim Gym
Whirled Cup is what happens when my wife gets mad at me.
A man who wins a poker tournament has yet to reach the pinochle of achievement.
My athlete wife won an Olympic gold even while I was cheating on her. I told her, “Quit medalling in my affairs!”
The bodybuilding punster pumped irony.
Do race car drivers skip brake fast?
NED: I guess I’m a pretty poor sport.
ED: Really, how’s that?
NED: Well, when the coach refuses to play me, I scream like a benchee!
Never date a downhill skier. You’ll end up with slopey seconds.