China promised human rights would be respected by the arrival of the 2008 Olympics—but it appears to be a classic Beijing switch manoeuvre. O, the Hunanity!
Are archers into arrow dynamics?
A man who wins a poker tournament has yet to reach the pinochle of achievement.
I graduated sumo cum laude from the Japan Wrestling Academy.
Which Nazi loved Michael Jordan?
Joseph Goebbels. He loved it when things were Goering well for the Chicago squad, and especially when MJ would achieve Luftwaffe and Reich up the points. For the fans, it was beyond their wildest iMaginotion. It was Panzermonium.
Group swimmers at the Olympics aren’t given much choice. For them, it’s synchro swim.
How does the the Baseball Bible start?
‘In the big inning…’
Dolly Parton charmed me into watching the Winter Games. I was boobs led.
The two pubescent cyclists just discovered the allure of heavy pedalling.
Several Olympic events involve coffee: eg. the decaflon and the java line.