My son complains he can’t play T-ball inside. I said “Sorry son, but there’s a lack of for T-ball housing.”
What’s the only sport not forbidden in the remaining ISIS territories? A: The 100m Daesh.
Those who box gets in arm’s way.
Olympic figure skaters are so competitive—that’s why their outfits are covered in sequins.
Do bored mountaineers embrace climb-it change?
A-Rod plays worse when he has a cold. He just isn’t fielding well.
Wayne Gretzky puns are hokey. I’m so tired of that schtick. It’s always the same pucking thing. No more Mr Ice Guy!
When you go skydiving, it helps to down a pair o’ shooters.
Fencing is a parry normal activity.
We won’t make any Olympics puns this year—that would be Sochisey.