Gymnasts do not like Paris neighbourhoods. Especially when it’s a wrong dismount.
Boxing is an honourable profession. Each fighter must follow the KO’d.
Which Greek philosopher was great at football?
Soccerates [or was it Peléto?].
Milli Vanilli song about rock-climbing with Republicans in Germany: ‘Belay Mitt on the Rhine‘.
What’s the only sport not forbidden in the remaining ISIS territories? A: The 100m Daesh.
What country do marathoners retire to?
Some baseball players have a bat attitude.
SCUBA enthusiasts. Now there’s a divers group of people.
First rule in cannibal baseball: Never wok the leadoff man.
Dear Pun Gents, My brother and I are cycling nearly 1000 miles from John O’Groats to Lands End. We’re doing it for a mental health charity, but we both have a sense of humour. We’re not small, both above 6ft4, so there’s some visual comedy in seeing two massive doofus’s pedal a push bike. We really need a team name that covers it all off. ~Andy, Chester, UK
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT;
- United Kinkdom
- The Biclops
- The Cycle Ops
- One Thousand Miles Per Horror
- Distance Relatives
- Distant Relations
- The British Rural Family
- The Calf Lick Church
- Quad Erat Demonstrandum
- Derring Doofuses
- The Cy-clones [if you were twins]
- Men Tall Health