Hear about the baseball pitcher who refused to endorse Wal-Mart, because it was a big balk store?

It’s true; it also didn’t help that they refuse to let their workers strike, and they have a large selection of woks. He said “I field strongly about this. Wal-Mart may seem like a short stop on a shopping trip, but in fact, it’s a retail umpire. It’s bat for the economy; they’re out to catcher the whole market!”

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Those who lose the Souper Bowl tend to hear lots of boouillons from the fans. But give credit to the Packers for ladling it on the line and showing a stiff upper lipton.

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