Do old-time hockey players get gerihat-tricks?
Mountaineering? You might hurt your feet if you climb Krakatoa.
Three bad bowls in a row, aka a ‘gutterball turkey’.
Hear about the dyslexic man who would eat too much dessert, then immediately go play at the lanes?
He suffered from pie-bowler disorder.
The Denver Broncos quarterback bought part of the team. It’s being called the Tebow stake.
The surfer enjoyed a white cap every night before bed. But when it was too dark to surf and he got injured, he couldn’t sue anyone. He had already waved his rights.
Because of terrorist concerns, some African Olympic athletes have to conceal their identity and compete under Sudan names.
When two wrestlers join forces it is a called a tag team, aka a clobberation.
Hear about the baseball pitcher who refused to endorse Wal-Mart, because it was a big balk store?
It’s true; it also didn’t help that they refuse to let their workers strike, and they have a large selection of woks. He said “I field strongly about this. Wal-Mart may seem like a short stop on a shopping trip, but in fact, it’s a retail umpire. It’s bat for the economy; they’re out to catcher the whole market!”