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Hear about the basketball player being sued? What a bunch of hooplaw. I bet it never makes it to court.

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This World Cup was one for the Guinness Book of Redcards.

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Because of terrorist concerns, some African Olympic athletes have to conceal their identity and compete under Sudan names.

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I wanted to go golfing but spent my day covered in dog vomit. I guess that’s barf for the curs.

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When two wrestlers join forces it is a called a tag team, aka a clobberation.

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Gymnastics puns can push the envelope. Indeed, somersaulty.

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The boxer who turned priest found much glee in visiting his former ring opponents who were now old and sick, and administering a few last rights.

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Hear about the dyslexic man who would eat too much dessert, then immediately go play at the lanes?

He suffered from pie-bowler disorder.

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Professional soccer is the most hard score sport there is.

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Before integration, amputee baseball players were only allowed in the Knee Grow Leagues.

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