Who’s the strongest basketball player? A: LeBron.
The municipal government decided to withdraw funds from their lawnbowling leagues, and hold a massive city-wide orgy instead. Needless to say, the associations of elderly lawnbowlers protested this senseless act of de-bocce-ry.
Do foreign baseball players speak pitchin’ English?
Next season, Walter White becomes a baseball slugger, in Breaking Bat.
Movie about the first female umpire: Official Called Wanda.
Which Olympic event is most painful?
Never date a downhill skier. You’ll end up with slopey seconds.
Climbing Mt. Everrest will make you lazy.
The one that got away aka a small-mouthed bastard.
Trekkers love poetry – especially hikeus.