What’s the only sport not forbidden in the remaining ISIS territories? A: The 100m Daesh.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Several Olympic events involve coffee: eg. the decaflon and the java line.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...This World Cup was one for the Guinness Book of Redcards.
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Basketball-playing countries suffer from hooperinflation.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Umpires eject anyone who gives heroin to an itchy bloodsucker – because it’s flea spikes and yer out!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...How does an archer get in shape?
Arrowbics!
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...I wanted to go golfing but spent my day covered in dog vomit. I guess that’s barf for the curs.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...First rule in cannibal baseball: Never wok the leadoff man.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Whirled Cup is what happens when my wife gets mad at me.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...The NBA player was charged with reckless driving under the influence of alcohol—and summarily convicted. For the prosecution, it was a slam drunk case.
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