Those who lose the Souper Bowl tend to hear lots of boouillons from the fans. But give credit to the Packers for ladling it on the line and showing a stiff upper lipton.
This World Cup was one for the Guinness Book of Redcards.
Playoff hockey is a comic marvel. They should call it the Stan Lee Cup.
Some baseball players have a bat attitude.
Professional soccer is the most hard score sport there is.
Tricycle riders dabble in communism.
I like the Winter Olympics, although they do tend to be a bit hockey after a while.
Are Rolaids banned in the Paralympics?
When it came to basketball, Abdul-Jabbar was the Kareem of the crop.
When Sir Edmund Hillary got a chance to pitch in a baseball match, he fell asleep at the rubber. He must have thought it was Mound Have-a-Rest!