The baseball player’s swing was so good, some said it defied the Laws of Physics. The critics, however, claimed his bat was quarked.
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(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The NBA player was charged with reckless driving under the influence of alcohol—and summarily convicted. For the prosecution, it was a slam drunk case.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...Several Olympic events involve coffee: eg. the decaflon and the java line.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...The heavyweight champ had a money fist destiny.
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...There was a dream match at the World Ping-Pong tournament, where in the last game the seeded #1 faced the seeded #2. Fans called this dramatic match the Peeing-Pooing Finale.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Group swimmers at the Olympics aren’t given much choice. For them, it’s synchro swim.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Baseball is a team effort. Especially the bullpen. Everyone has to pitch inning.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Why are there so many cigarette ads at auto races?
Because the tobacco companies will profit from car-synergic events.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I like the Winter Olympics, although they do tend to be a bit hockey after a while.
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...The municipal government decided to withdraw funds from their lawnbowling leagues, and hold a massive city-wide orgy instead. Needless to say, the associations of elderly lawnbowlers protested this senseless act of de-bocce-ry.
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