When you go skydiving, it helps to down a pair o’ shooters.
If Argentina doesn’t contain the German attack, they’ll be begging for Messi.
Gymnasts do not like Paris neighbourhoods. Especially when it’s a wrong dismount.
Boxing is an honourable profession. Each fighter must follow the KO’d.
Which Greek philosopher was great at football?
Soccerates [or was it Peléto?].
Milli Vanilli song about rock-climbing with Republicans in Germany: ‘Belay Mitt on the Rhine‘.
What’s the only sport not forbidden in the remaining ISIS territories? A: The 100m Daesh.
What country do marathoners retire to?
Some baseball players have a bat attitude.
SCUBA enthusiasts. Now there’s a divers group of people.