The baseball player’s swing was so good, some said it defied the Laws of Physics. The critics, however, claimed his bat was quarked.
The NBA player was charged with reckless driving under the influence of alcohol—and summarily convicted. For the prosecution, it was a slam drunk case.
Several Olympic events involve coffee: eg. the decaflon and the java line.
The heavyweight champ had a money fist destiny.
There was a dream match at the World Ping-Pong tournament, where in the last game the seeded #1 faced the seeded #2. Fans called this dramatic match the Peeing-Pooing Finale.
Group swimmers at the Olympics aren’t given much choice. For them, it’s synchro swim.
Baseball is a team effort. Especially the bullpen. Everyone has to pitch inning.
Why are there so many cigarette ads at auto races?
Because the tobacco companies will profit from car-synergic events.
I like the Winter Olympics, although they do tend to be a bit hockey after a while.
The municipal government decided to withdraw funds from their lawnbowling leagues, and hold a massive city-wide orgy instead. Needless to say, the associations of elderly lawnbowlers protested this senseless act of de-bocce-ry.