Puns tagged ‘dogs’:
04/13/16
Dogs would get kicked out of the military, for derriere licking off doody.
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Dogs who attack with no provocation are considered terrierists.  (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/19/16
The best behaved dogs have a certain pet-agree. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...02/16/16
Can I sniff like a dog? That’s easy, nose wet. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...01/13/16
Shaking hands with a dog always gives me paws. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...03/06/15
Dogs are aliens. What kind? Pawed people. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...08/28/14
Feeding beef to a dog is in corgi a bull behaviour. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...02/12/14
My dog only got castrated once. But he gets me new turd every day. (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/17/13
I hate selfish canines. When I see Hoggin Dogs, I scream. (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/09/13
Don’t get involved with a barking canine; it’s a guaranteed booin’ doggle.  (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ... |
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