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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘dogs’:

02/11/17

A dog with a big nose, aka a schnozzer.

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11/21/16

I asked Mr. Burns to renew my dog’s rental agreement. He said ‘Smithers, re-lease the hounds!’

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04/13/16

Dogs would get kicked out of the military, for derriere licking off doody.

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03/24/16

Dogs who attack with no provocation are considered terrierists.

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02/19/16

The best behaved dogs have a certain pet-agree.

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02/16/16

Can I sniff like a dog? That’s easy, nose wet.

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01/13/16

Shaking hands with a dog always gives me paws.

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03/06/15

Dogs are aliens. What kind? Pawed people.

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08/28/14

Feeding beef to a dog is in corgi a bull behaviour.

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02/12/14

My dog only got castrated once. But he gets me new turd every day.

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