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Puns tagged ‘dogs’:

04/13/16

Dogs would get kicked out of the military, for derriere licking off doody.

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03/24/16

Dogs who attack with no provocation are considered terrierists.

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02/19/16

The best behaved dogs have a certain pet-agree.

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02/16/16

Can I sniff like a dog? That’s easy, nose wet.

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01/13/16

Shaking hands with a dog always gives me paws.

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03/06/15

Dogs are aliens. What kind? Pawed people.

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08/28/14

Feeding beef to a dog is in corgi a bull behaviour.

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02/12/14

My dog only got castrated once. But he gets me new turd every day.

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11/17/13

I hate selfish canines. When I see Hoggin Dogs, I scream.

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11/09/13

Don’t get involved with a barking canine; it’s a guaranteed booin’ doggle.

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