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What is the cur rent price to lease a dog?

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Dogs would get kicked out of the military, for derriere licking off doody.

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My dog only got castrated once. But he gets me new turd every day.

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Bread made from ground up dogs tastes like collie flour.

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I saw my dog playing poker, so I yelled at it, ‘Eu-cre!’

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My dog lost his bark. It’s just arful.

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If God is a Dog, then say a prayer, ie the Arf Father.

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Anyone with a wiener dog deserves common daschunds.

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