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Puns tagged ‘dogs’:

02/12/14

My dog only got castrated once. But he gets me new turd every day.

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11/17/13

I hate selfish canines. When I see Hoggin Dogs, I scream.

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11/09/13

Don’t get involved with a barking canine; it’s a guaranteed booin’ doggle.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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08/24/13

I get upset about Asian canine-smugglers. They really know how to pooch my Bhutans.

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04/24/13

My dog lost his bark. It’s just arful.

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12/08/12

Ned: Did your dog eat your squid?
Ed: No. It was my cat. It was an act o puss.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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07/26/12

My dog was banned from the oil sands, because he bitumeny people.

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07/23/12

Which species put a cartoon dog into space? The Mars Snoopyals.

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05/17/12

Dog supermarkets became incredibly noisy after the introduction of bark odes.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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05/08/12

What is the cur rent price to lease a dog?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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