All it took to determine that the stray dog was stuck in a net was a cur-sieve glance .
Don’t get involved with a barking canine; it’s a guaranteed booin’ doggle.
Shaking hands with a dog always gives me paws.
I wanted to go golfing but spent my day covered in dog vomit. I guess that’s barf for the curs.
If God is a Dog, then say a prayer, ie the Arf Father.
Feeding beef to a dog is in corgi a bull behaviour.
Can I sniff like a dog? That’s easy, nose wet.
Which species put a cartoon dog into space? The Mars Snoopyals.
I get upset about Asian canine-smugglers. They really know how to pooch my Bhutans.
What’s the most frustrating thing for a dog in a car?