I saw my dog playing poker, so I yelled at it, ‘Eu-cre!’
My dog lost his bark. It’s just arful.
If God is a Dog, then say a prayer, ie the Arf Father.
Anyone with a wiener dog deserves common daschunds.
Ever stop to think? Training a dog always gives me paws.
A dog with a big nose, aka a schnozzer.
I asked Mr. Burns to renew my dog’s rental agreement. He said ‘Smithers, re-lease the hounds!’
Dogs would get kicked out of the military, for derriere licking off doody.