Puns tagged ‘dogs’:
02/11/17
A dog with a big nose, aka a schnozzer.
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/21/16
I asked Mr. Burns to renew my dog’s rental agreement. He said ‘Smithers, re-lease the hounds!’ (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/13/16
Dogs would get kicked out of the military, for derriere licking off doody.  (Rate This Pun) Loading ...03/24/16
Dogs who attack with no provocation are considered terrierists. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/19/16
The best behaved dogs have a certain pet-agree. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...02/16/16
Can I sniff like a dog? That’s easy, nose wet. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...01/13/16
Shaking hands with a dog always gives me paws. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...03/06/15
Dogs are aliens. What kind? Pawed people. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...08/28/14
Feeding beef to a dog is in corgi a bull behaviour. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...02/12/14
My dog only got castrated once. But he gets me new turd every day. (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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