I hate selfish canines. When I see Hoggin Dogs, I scream.
dogs
My dog only got castrated once. But he gets me new turd every day.
Ever stop to think? Training a dog always gives me paws.
A dog with a big nose, aka a schnozzer.
Ned: Did your dog eat your squid?
Ed: No. It was my cat. It was an act o puss.
Bread made from ground up dogs tastes like collie flour.
Dogs who attack with no provocation are considered terrierists.
All it took to determine that the stray dog was stuck in a net was a cur-sieve glance .
Don’t get involved with a barking canine; it’s a guaranteed booin’ doggle.
Shaking hands with a dog always gives me paws.