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My dog wrote a novel. Unfortunately, it was terrible. The plot was so arf-fetched.

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All it took to determine that the stray dog was stuck in a net was a cur-sieve glance .

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Dogs who attack with no provocation are considered terrierists.

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Shaking hands with a dog always gives me paws.

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I hate selfish canines. When I see Hoggin Dogs, I scream.

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Ever stop to think? Training a dog always gives me paws.

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What’s the most frustrating thing for a dog in a car?

Parallel barking!

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My dog was banned from the oil sands, because he bitumeny people.

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