My dog wrote a novel. Unfortunately, it was terrible. The plot was so arf-fetched.
All it took to determine that the stray dog was stuck in a net was a cur-sieve glance .
Dogs who attack with no provocation are considered terrierists.
Shaking hands with a dog always gives me paws.
I hate selfish canines. When I see Hoggin Dogs, I scream.
Ever stop to think? Training a dog always gives me paws.
What’s the most frustrating thing for a dog in a car?
My dog was banned from the oil sands, because he bitumeny people.