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Bread made from ground up dogs tastes like collie flour.

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I saw my dog playing poker, so I yelled at it, ‘Eu-cre!’

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My dog lost his bark. It’s just arful.

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If God is a Dog, then say a prayer, ie the Arf Father.

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Anyone with a wiener dog deserves common daschunds.

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Ever stop to think? Training a dog always gives me paws.

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A dog with a big nose, aka a schnozzer.

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I asked Mr. Burns to renew my dog’s rental agreement. He said ‘Smithers, re-lease the hounds!’

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