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Puns tagged ‘dogs’:
10/24/11
Which dog could breathe underwater? Scuba Do.
| Topic: animals, cartoons, dogs, scooby doo, television | COMMENT »
12/16/10
What’s the most frustrating thing for a dog in a car?
Parallel barking!
| Topic: animals, cars, dogs | COMMENT »
11/15/10
I saw my dog playing poker, so I yelled at it, ‘Eu-cre!’
| Topic: animals, dogs, poker, recreation | COMMENT »
09/03/10
Bread made from ground up dogs tastes like collie flour.
| Topic: animals, dogs, food and drink | 4 COMMENTS »
07/21/10
I wanted to go golfing but spent my day covered in dog vomit. I guess that’s barf for the curs.
| Topic: bodily functions, dogs, golf, sports | COMMENT »
05/16/10
My dog wrote a novel. Unfortunately, it was terrible. The plot was so arf-fetched.
| Topic: animals, dogs, literature | 1 COMMENT »
03/08/10
All it took to determine that the stray dog was stuck in a net was a cur-sieve glance .
| Topic: animals, dogs | COMMENT »
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