If God is a Dog, then say a prayer, ie the Arf Father.
Feeding beef to a dog is in corgi a bull behaviour.
Can I sniff like a dog? That’s easy, nose wet.
Which species put a cartoon dog into space? The Mars Snoopyals.
I get upset about Asian canine-smugglers. They really know how to pooch my Bhutans.
What’s the most frustrating thing for a dog in a car?
The best behaved dogs have a certain pet-agree.
Anyone with a wiener dog deserves common daschunds.
Dogs are aliens. What kind? Pawed people.
Dog supermarkets became incredibly noisy after the introduction of bark odes.