Dogs would get kicked out of the military, for derriere licking off doody.
My dog only got castrated once. But he gets me new turd every day.
Bread made from ground up dogs tastes like collie flour.
I saw my dog playing poker, so I yelled at it, ‘Eu-cre!’
My dog lost his bark. It’s just arful.
If God is a Dog, then say a prayer, ie the Arf Father.
Anyone with a wiener dog deserves common daschunds.
Ever stop to think? Training a dog always gives me paws.