All it took to determine that the stray dog was stuck in a net was a cur-sieve glance .
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Don’t get involved with a barking canine; it’s a guaranteed booin’ doggle.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Shaking hands with a dog always gives me paws.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I wanted to go golfing but spent my day covered in dog vomit. I guess that’s barf for the curs.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...If God is a Dog, then say a prayer, ie the Arf Father.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Feeding beef to a dog is in corgi a bull behaviour.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Can I sniff like a dog? That’s easy, nose wet.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Which species put a cartoon dog into space? The Mars Snoopyals.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...I get upset about Asian canine-smugglers. They really know how to pooch my Bhutans.
(10 votes, average: 4.90 out of 5)Loading...What’s the most frustrating thing for a dog in a car?
Parallel barking!
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