Bread made from ground up dogs tastes like collie flour.
Dogs who attack with no provocation are considered terrierists.
All it took to determine that the stray dog was stuck in a net was a cur-sieve glance .
Don’t get involved with a barking canine; it’s a guaranteed booin’ doggle.
Shaking hands with a dog always gives me paws.
I wanted to go golfing but spent my day covered in dog vomit. I guess that’s barf for the curs.
If God is a Dog, then say a prayer, ie the Arf Father.
Feeding beef to a dog is in corgi a bull behaviour.
Can I sniff like a dog? That’s easy, nose wet.
Which species put a cartoon dog into space? The Mars Snoopyals.