Puns tagged ‘dogs’:
02/12/14
My dog only got castrated once. But he gets me new turd every day.
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I hate selfish canines. When I see Hoggin Dogs, I scream.  (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/09/13
Don’t get involved with a barking canine; it’s a guaranteed booin’ doggle.  (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...08/24/13
I get upset about Asian canine-smugglers. They really know how to pooch my Bhutans. (8 votes, average: 4.88 out of 5) Loading ...My dog lost his bark. It’s just arful. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/08/12
Ned: Did your dog eat your squid? (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5) Loading ...07/26/12
My dog was banned from the oil sands, because he bitumeny people. (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5) Loading ...07/23/12
Which species put a cartoon dog into space? The Mars Snoopyals. (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...05/17/12
Dog supermarkets became incredibly noisy after the introduction of bark odes. (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...05/08/12
What is the cur rent price to lease a dog? (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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