My dog wrote a novel. Unfortunately, it was terrible. The plot was so arf-fetched.
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(5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)Loading...I saw my dog playing poker, so I yelled at it, ‘Eu-cre!’
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I asked Mr. Burns to renew my dog’s rental agreement. He said ‘Smithers, re-lease the hounds!’
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My dog lost his bark. It’s just arful.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I hate selfish canines. When I see Hoggin Dogs, I scream.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...My dog only got castrated once. But he gets me new turd every day.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Ever stop to think? Training a dog always gives me paws.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...A dog with a big nose, aka a schnozzer.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Ned: Did your dog eat your squid?
Ed: No. It was my cat. It was an act o puss.
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Bread made from ground up dogs tastes like collie flour.
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