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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘sea creatures’:

04/26/17

When I retire I’m gonna grow six more arms. I gotta keep myself octopied.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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12/06/14

Life under the waves is unhappy. Everywhere you look, you sea anemone.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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12/08/12

Ned: Did your dog eat your squid?
Ed: No. It was my cat. It was an act o puss.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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04/12/12

The hungriest sea creatures are the starfish.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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01/03/12

I can’t stand fishing in the creek. It’s way too crawdad.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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06/09/11

I popped eight pimples. It was an act o’ pus. I’d rather have ten tickles.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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12/07/10

My mollusk-weighing technology has met with grade a clam. So take that mother shuckers!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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