My mollusk-weighing technology has met with grade a clam. So take that mother shuckers!
The hungriest sea creatures are the starfish.
If you are litigating a bivalve and you don’t have legal mussel, you’ll have to represent yourself in small clams court.
When I retire I’m gonna grow six more arms. I gotta keep myself octopied.
Life under the waves is unhappy. Everywhere you look, you sea anemone.
Sharks are like me and you. They gotta mako living.
Ned: Did your dog eat your squid?
Ed: No. It was my cat. It was an act o puss.
I can’t stand fishing in the creek. It’s way too crawdad.
I popped eight pimples. It was an act o’ pus. I’d rather have ten tickles.