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Puns tagged ‘sea creatures’:

12/06/14

Life under the waves is unhappy. Everywhere you look, you sea anemone.

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12/08/12

Ned: Did your dog eat your squid?
Ed: No. It was my cat. It was an act o puss.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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04/12/12

The hungriest sea creatures are the starfish.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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01/03/12

I can’t stand fishing in the creek. It’s way too crawdad.

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06/09/11

I popped eight pimples. It was an act o’ pus. I’d rather have ten tickles.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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12/07/10

My mollusk-weighing technology has met with grade a clam. So take that mother shuckers!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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