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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘hunger’:

04/09/16

Never negotiate with a hungry pontiff. It’s better to have a Pope-is-full discussion.

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09/06/14

When I fast I just hunger down and do it.

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08/16/12

I’d sell my body for some whores d’oeuvres.

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06/25/12

Hungry? Some placenta could fetal ovus.

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04/12/12

The hungriest sea creatures are the starfish.

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