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Women are just as hungry as men, according to faminist theory.

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When I fast I just hunger down and do it.

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Hungry? Some placenta could fetal ovus.

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I’d sell my body for some whores d’oeuvres.

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Never negotiate with a hungry pontiff. It’s better to have a Pope-is-full discussion.

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If I were on death row and they denied me my last meal, and sent me straight to the gallows instead, I would get hangry.

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Hungriest sea creature? Starfish.

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The hungriest sea creatures are the starfish.

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