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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘Catholicism’:

07/18/17

What does a Pope say to an Anti-Pope? “See you in halo.”

 

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04/09/16

Never negotiate with a hungry pontiff. It’s better to have a Pope-is-full discussion.

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01/15/14

In the postmodern Catholic Church, every assumption will be deaconstructed.

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02/16/12

If you want to hand out communion, you have to assign a wafer.

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02/02/12

When the Vatican announced that cows could be ordained priests, the bovines could scarcely contain their heifervestments

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03/18/11

The strip club dancer once attended mass, but now she’s a laps Catholic.

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