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If you want to hand out communion, you have to assign a wafer.

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Never negotiate with a hungry pontiff. It’s better to have a Pope-is-full discussion.

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What does a Pope say to an Anti-Pope? “See you in halo.”

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In the postmodern Catholic Church, every assumption will be deaconstructed.

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When the Vatican announced that cows could be ordained priests, the bovines could scarcely contain their heifervestments

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The strip club dancer once attended mass, but now she’s a laps Catholic.

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