Puns tagged ‘Catholicism’:
07/18/17
What does a Pope say to an Anti-Pope? “See you in halo.”
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...04/09/16
Never negotiate with a hungry pontiff. It’s better to have a Pope-is-full discussion.   (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5) Loading ...01/15/14
In the postmodern Catholic Church, every assumption will be deaconstructed. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...02/16/12
If you want to hand out communion, you have to assign a wafer. (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...02/02/12
When the Vatican announced that cows could be ordained priests, the bovines could scarcely contain their heifervestments (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...03/18/11
The strip club dancer once attended mass, but now she’s a laps Catholic. (3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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