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Puns tagged ‘Catholicism’:

04/09/16

Never negotiate with a hungry pontiff. It’s better to have a Pope-is-full discussion.

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01/15/14

In the postmodern Catholic Church, every assumption will be deaconstructed.

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02/16/12

If you want to hand out communion, you have to assign a wafer.

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02/02/12

When the Vatican announced that cows could be ordained priests, the bovines could scarcely contain their heifervestments

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03/18/11

The strip club dancer once attended mass, but now she’s a laps Catholic.

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