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Puns tagged ‘hell’:

04/20/15

When Satan is constipated, he eats Hellman’s mustard.

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06/18/14

If we want hell to freeze over, it will require plenty of cool aberration.

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06/15/14

People with stinky feet are scent toe hell.

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11/14/13

Jesus’ favourite rock song? “Raze a Little Hell”.

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08/04/12

Even after Hell was incorporated, Satan retained soul ownership.

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04/16/10

With recent budget cuts, Satan has had to cut back on regular maintenance, which has left Hades in a state of grim repair.

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10/30/09

Safety advice from Dante? When entering the Inferno, wear a helmet.

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12/31/05

Do souls in the underworld dial using Ba’al Hellephone?

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11/29/05

Why did the pope forbid Catholics from traveling to the land of the beavers?

Because – he wanted them to avoid dam nation!

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11/28/05

All direct marketers shall be cast into the flyers of hell.

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