If we want hell to freeze over, it will require plenty of cool aberration.
What does a Pope say to an Anti-Pope? “See you in halo.”
Social activists in Hell are pressuring Satan to resign, after he was accused of Hades speech.
How does the Devil welcome you down to Hell? “Watch out, a soul!”
Hell is on strike. The workers are demon strating.
Hell is soular powered.
When Satan is constipated, he eats Hellman’s mustard.
People with stinky feet are scent toe hell.
Jesus’ favourite rock song? “Raze a Little Hell”.
Even after Hell was incorporated, Satan retained soul ownership.