What does a Pope say to an Anti-Pope? “See you in halo.”
What does a Pope say to an Anti-Pope? “See you in halo.”
How does the church encourage dialogue between divorced couples?
By ex-communicating them!
People with stinky feet are scent toe hell.
How does the Devil welcome you down to Hell? “Watch out, a soul!”
Social activists in Hell are pressuring Satan to resign, after he was accused of Hades speech.
When Satan is constipated, he eats Hellman’s mustard.
Why did the pope forbid Catholics from traveling to the land of the beavers?
Because – he wanted them to avoid dam nation!
All direct marketers shall be cast into the flyers of hell.
Safety advice from Dante? When entering the Inferno, wear a helmet.
Do souls in the underworld dial using Ba’al Hellephone?