Social activists in Hell are pressuring Satan to resign, after he was accused of Hades speech.
When Satan is constipated, he eats Hellman’s mustard.
Why did the pope forbid Catholics from traveling to the land of the beavers?
Because – he wanted them to avoid dam nation!
All direct marketers shall be cast into the flyers of hell.
Safety advice from Dante? When entering the Inferno, wear a helmet.
Do souls in the underworld dial using Ba’al Hellephone?
For her role in kidnapping the 101 spotted dogs, Cruella De Ville was sentenced to the fires of eternal dalmation.
Jesus’ favourite rock song? “Raze a Little Hell”.
What does a Pope say to an Anti-Pope? “See you in halo.”
Hell is soular powered.