Safety advice from Dante? When entering the Inferno, wear a helmet.
Even after Hell was incorporated, Satan retained soul ownership.
For her role in kidnapping the 101 spotted dogs, Cruella De Ville was sentenced to the fires of eternal dalmation.
When Satan is constipated, he eats Hellman’s mustard.
Do souls in the underworld dial using Ba’al Hellephone?
How does the church encourage dialogue between divorced couples?
By ex-communicating them!
How does the Devil welcome you down to Hell? “Watch out, a soul!”
If we want hell to freeze over, it will require plenty of cool aberration.
What does a Pope say to an Anti-Pope? “See you in halo.”
Social activists in Hell are pressuring Satan to resign, after he was accused of Hades speech.