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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘hell’:

10/21/17

Hell is on strike. The workers are demon strating.

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07/18/17

What does a Pope say to an Anti-Pope? “See you in halo.”

 

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04/20/17

Hell is soular powered.

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04/20/15

When Satan is constipated, he eats Hellman’s mustard.

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06/18/14

If we want hell to freeze over, it will require plenty of cool aberration.

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06/15/14

People with stinky feet are scent toe hell.

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11/14/13

Jesus’ favourite rock song? “Raze a Little Hell”.

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08/04/12

Even after Hell was incorporated, Satan retained soul ownership.

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04/16/10

With recent budget cuts, Satan has had to cut back on regular maintenance, which has left Hades in a state of grim repair.

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10/30/09

Safety advice from Dante? When entering the Inferno, wear a helmet.

12 New Pun Requests!

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