For her role in kidnapping the 101 spotted dogs, Cruella De Ville was sentenced to the fires of eternal dalmation.
Jesus’ favourite rock song? “Raze a Little Hell”.
What does a Pope say to an Anti-Pope? “See you in halo.”
Hell is soular powered.
If we want hell to freeze over, it will require plenty of cool aberration.
Hell is on strike. The workers are demon strating.
Safety advice from Dante? When entering the Inferno, wear a helmet.
Even after Hell was incorporated, Satan retained soul ownership.
When Satan is constipated, he eats Hellman’s mustard.
Do souls in the underworld dial using Ba’al Hellephone?