Puns tagged ‘hell’:
04/20/17
Hell is soular powered.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/20/15
When Satan is constipated, he eats Hellman’s mustard.  (4 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/18/14
If we want hell to freeze over, it will require plenty of cool aberration. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/15/14
People with stinky feet are scent toe hell. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/14/13
Jesus’ favourite rock song? “Raze a Little Hell”.  (3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5) Loading ...08/04/12
Even after Hell was incorporated, Satan retained soul ownership. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/16/10
With recent budget cuts, Satan has had to cut back on regular maintenance, which has left Hades in a state of grim repair. (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5) Loading ...10/30/09
Safety advice from Dante? When entering the Inferno, wear a helmet. 12 New Pun Requests! (4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5) Loading ...12/31/05
Do souls in the underworld dial using Ba’al Hellephone? (10 votes, average: 1.20 out of 5) Loading ...11/29/05
Why did the pope forbid Catholics from traveling to the land of the beavers? Because – he wanted them to avoid dam nation! (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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