Puns tagged ‘hell’:
04/20/15
When Satan is constipated, he eats Hellman’s mustard.
(3 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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If we want hell to freeze over, it will require plenty of cool aberration. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/15/14
People with stinky feet are scent toe hell. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/14/13
Jesus’ favourite rock song? “Raze a Little Hell”.  (3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5) Loading ...08/04/12
Even after Hell was incorporated, Satan retained soul ownership. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/16/10
With recent budget cuts, Satan has had to cut back on regular maintenance, which has left Hades in a state of grim repair. (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5) Loading ...10/30/09
Safety advice from Dante? When entering the Inferno, wear a helmet. 12 New Pun Requests! (4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5) Loading ...12/31/05
Do souls in the underworld dial using Ba’al Hellephone? (10 votes, average: 1.20 out of 5) Loading ...11/29/05
Why did the pope forbid Catholics from traveling to the land of the beavers? Because – he wanted them to avoid dam nation! (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/28/05
All direct marketers shall be cast into the flyers of hell. (2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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