Jesus rose again, on Yeaster Sunday. He died ferment, but truly He is the leaven Lord.
Jesus teaching his Father how to use a computer mouse: “Jehovah the cursor over the icon!”
Nobody ever talks about the Fourth Wise Man, who arrived late and gave Jesus the same gift as the last guy, to myrrh-myrrhs of disapproval.
If Jesus worked for General Motors, would He be a car painter?
Jesus barely passed his high school chemistry exams. They made a movie of it: The Last Titration of Christ. He was tested by the devil.
Jesus often sucked on balloons. It was because they contained healium.
Easter is all about sandwiches. Because heroes on the third day. The disciples thought it was about potato chips. Because they took the body and had it all dressed.
No room in the inn? Take it like a manger!
To all Evangelicals, Pentecostals, 7th Day Adventists and Baptists who truly believe – the Big Day is coming tomorrow, so make sure you’ve rapture presents!