Archaeologists say they’ve discovered the toilet used by Jesus. Which is a loo de Christ claim.
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Jesus teaching his Father how to use a computer mouse: “Jehovah the cursor over the icon!”
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If Jesus were a cross-dresser, would that have made him the Pantie-Christ?
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Nobody ever talks about the Fourth Wise Man, who arrived late and gave Jesus the same gift as the last guy, to myrrh-myrrhs of disapproval.
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Jesus’ favourite rock song? “Raze a Little Hell”.
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Easter is all about sandwiches. Because heroes on the third day. The disciples thought it was about potato chips. Because they took the body and had it all dressed.
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After three days in a tomb, you might get dehydrated. Hence the proclamation, ‘Behold the Lord, for He is a raisin!’
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In the hipster Bible, Jesus says ‘Douche unto others’. This is actually in the Old Testament book of Doucheronomy.
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