Where in the Bible does Jesus bequeath his woodworking tools?
The Axe of the Apostles!
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
Loading... (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Jesus
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Said Jesus to the crowd of plastic surgeons: “Jug not, lest ye be jugged!”
(15 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)Loading...Jesus barely passed his high school chemistry exams. They made a movie of it: The Last Titration of Christ. He was tested by the devil.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Jesus often sucked on balloons. It was because they contained healium.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...How did the Virgin Mary deliver her baby? Emmanuel labour.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...No room in the inn? Take it like a manger!
(6 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...Our Asian friend Mr. Nguyen is unimpressed by our Jesus puns. I guess we’re bore Nguyen Christians.
(10 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the dog that tried to bite baby Jesus?
It had a bad case of the manger!
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Blessed are the Cheesemakers. They are true do-goudas.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If Jesus had been a mobile developer would he have had the 12 app puzzles?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...