To a hungry monk, cheese is Christ.
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(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...The fourth Wise Man gave the baby Jesus a photo of Alfred E Neuman. It was known as the Gift of the Mad Guy.
(4 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Jesus teaching his Father how to use a computer mouse: “Jehovah the cursor over the icon!”
(5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)Loading...Nobody ever talks about the Fourth Wise Man, who arrived late and gave Jesus the same gift as the last guy, to myrrh-myrrhs of disapproval.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Our Asian friend Mr. Nguyen is unimpressed by our Jesus puns. I guess we’re bore Nguyen Christians.
(10 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...No room in the inn? Take it like a manger!
(6 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...At the Last Supper, Judas ruined Jesus’ omelette. That day became known as Gooed Fried Egg.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Jesus rose again, on Yeaster Sunday. He died ferment, but truly He is the leaven Lord.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Renegade theologians are now arguing that Jesus was, in fact, somewhat evil. After all, his mother’s sister was the Auntie Christ.
(6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...When Cheesus started his muenstery, he wanted to save people from edam-nation. The numbers in hell gruyere by year. And the devil was evil like the mythical gorgon zola, but cheddar days were ahead.
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