Jesus often sucked on balloons. It was because they contained healium.
How did the Virgin Mary deliver her baby? Emmanuel labour.
No room in the inn? Take it like a manger!
Our Asian friend Mr. Nguyen is unimpressed by our Jesus puns. I guess we’re bore Nguyen Christians.
Hear about the dog that tried to bite baby Jesus?
It had a bad case of the manger!
Blessed are the Cheesemakers. They are true do-goudas.
If Jesus had been a mobile developer would he have had the 12 app puzzles?
Don’t mock Jesus. He is derision Lord.
Archaeologists say they’ve discovered the toilet used by Jesus. Which is a loo de Christ claim.