When He was born, the Three Wise Men came to Bethlehem, where they found Jesus lying in a manger. They offered Him gold, frankincense and myrrh. Not as well known, however, is that when he turned 21 the Wise Men took the Saviour to a strip club, to watch exotic dancers. This was known as The Gift of the Vagi.
When Jesus rose from the dead and appeared to Mary Magdalene, in disbelief, she exclaimed “No way!”
Jesus replied, “Yahweh!”
Jesus preached his Thesis on Apiary Psychology, aka the Bee Attitudes.
The Wedding at Cana proved that Jesus was a wine/eau.
Is it true that Jesus was sentenced to be run over by a Chrysler PT?
Yes, He was Cruiserfied.
Did Jesus ever get a haircut?
Yes, He said “Render unto scissor what belongs to scissors!” So it is proven that Jesus shaves.
If Jesus had been a chiropractor, would there have been millions of disc I pulls?
To a hungry monk, cheese is Christ.
Have some fast food – it’s Good Fry Day!
When Jesus was on Earth, the winters were very cold. Luckily he had his 12 apopsicles.