If Jesus had been a mobile developer would he have had the 12 app puzzles?
Is it true that Jesus could only perform miracles, because He was on steroids?
Yes – after all, he was King of the Juice!
What did the founder of Starbucks and Jesus have in common?
He brew religion.
Which birds are most religious? Geeses of Nazereth.
After three days in a tomb, you might get dehydrated. Hence the proclamation, ‘Behold the Lord, for He is a raisin!’
When He was born, the Three Wise Men came to Bethlehem, where they found Jesus lying in a manger. They offered Him gold, frankincense and myrrh. Not as well known, however, is that when he turned 21 the Wise Men took the Saviour to a strip club, to watch exotic dancers. This was known as The Gift of the Vagi.
When Jesus rose from the dead and appeared to Mary Magdalene, in disbelief, she exclaimed “No way!”
Jesus replied, “Yahweh!”
Jesus preached his Thesis on Apiary Psychology, aka the Bee Attitudes.
The Wedding at Cana proved that Jesus was a wine/eau.
Is it true that Jesus was sentenced to be run over by a Chrysler PT?
Yes, He was Cruiserfied.