How do barbers advertise in the Bible Belt?
“Jesus shaves.”
Jesus
At the Last Supper, Judas ruined Jesus’ omelette. That day became known as Gooed Fried Egg.
Our Asian friend Mr. Nguyen is unimpressed by our Jesus puns. I guess we’re bore Nguyen Christians.
Jesus told a lot of stories about poor people. They are great stories. In fact, they are income parable.
What did the founder of Starbucks and Jesus have in common?
He brew religion.
If Jesus were a cross-dresser, would that have made him the Pantie-Christ?
When Jesus was on Earth, the winters were very cold. Luckily he had his 12 apopsicles.
No room in the inn? Take it like a manger!
If Jesus had been a chiropractor, would there have been millions of disc I pulls?
Easter is all about sandwiches. Because heroes on the third day. The disciples thought it was about potato chips. Because they took the body and had it all dressed.