Michael Jackson thought he was Jesus. One day he even gave the Sermon on the Mount. And it was known as the Beat-it-udes.
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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...How do generals make decisions during a Holy War?
They ask, “What would StrateJesus do?”
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Avoid Bethlehem if you can. It’s mangerous at night.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Jesus’ favourite rock song? “Raze a Little Hell”.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...Said Jesus to the crowd of plastic surgeons: “Jug not, lest ye be jugged!”
(15 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)Loading...Blessed are the Cheesemakers. They are true do-goudas.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Renegade theologians are now arguing that Jesus was, in fact, somewhat evil. After all, his mother’s sister was the Auntie Christ.
(6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Archaeologists say they’ve discovered the toilet used by Jesus. Which is a loo de Christ claim.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...How did the Virgin Mary deliver her baby? Emmanuel labour.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Don’t mock Jesus. He is derision Lord.
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