Michael Jackson thought he was Jesus. One day he even gave the Sermon on the Mount. And it was known as the Beat-it-udes.
How do generals make decisions during a Holy War?
They ask, “What would StrateJesus do?”
Avoid Bethlehem if you can. It’s mangerous at night.
Jesus’ favourite rock song? “Raze a Little Hell”.
Said Jesus to the crowd of plastic surgeons: “Jug not, lest ye be jugged!”
Blessed are the Cheesemakers. They are true do-goudas.
Renegade theologians are now arguing that Jesus was, in fact, somewhat evil. After all, his mother’s sister was the Auntie Christ.
Archaeologists say they’ve discovered the toilet used by Jesus. Which is a loo de Christ claim.
How did the Virgin Mary deliver her baby? Emmanuel labour.
Don’t mock Jesus. He is derision Lord.