Said Jesus to the crowd of plastic surgeons: “Jug not, lest ye be jugged!”
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(15 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)Loading...Did Judas avoid the stock markets?
No – in fact he was a day traitor.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Where did Judas betray Jesus?
In the Garden of Get-Some-Money.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When Thomas put his finger in Jesus’ cavities, he was a witness to the tooth.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Why did the gadget lover praise the Lord when the PDF guide for his digital camera successfully opened?
Because the e-manual had come!
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...If Jesus had weighed 450 pounds, would the Bible have started “In the biggening…”?
(7 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5)Loading...Jesus was accused by his enemies of being a manipulative puppetmaster. They referred to Him as ‘SvenGalilee‘
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Nobody ever talks about the Fourth Wise Man, who arrived late and gave Jesus the same gift as the last guy, to  myrrh-myrrhs of disapproval.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...How do barbers advertise in the Bible Belt?
“Jesus shaves.”
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...At the Last Supper, Judas ruined Jesus’ omelette. That day became known as Gooed Fried Egg.
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