Have some fast food – it’s Good Fry Day!
When Jesus was on Earth, the winters were very cold. Luckily he had his 12 apopsicles.
Where in the Bible does Jesus bequeath his woodworking tools?
The Axe of the Apostles!
Said Jesus to the crowd of plastic surgeons: “Jug not, lest ye be jugged!”
Jesus barely passed his high school chemistry exams. They made a movie of it: The Last Titration of Christ. He was tested by the devil.
Jesus often sucked on balloons. It was because they contained healium.
How did the Virgin Mary deliver her baby? Emmanuel labour.
No room in the inn? Take it like a manger!
Our Asian friend Mr. Nguyen is unimpressed by our Jesus puns. I guess we’re bore Nguyen Christians.
Hear about the dog that tried to bite baby Jesus?
It had a bad case of the manger!