Jesus often sucked on balloons. It was because they contained healium.
Easter is all about sandwiches. Because heroes on the third day. The disciples thought it was about potato chips. Because they took the body and had it all dressed.
No room in the inn? Take it like a manger!
To all Evangelicals, Pentecostals, 7th Day Adventists and Baptists who truly believe – the Big Day is coming tomorrow, so make sure you’ve rapture presents!
Jesus told a lot of stories about poor people. They are great stories. In fact, they are income parable.
At the Last Supper, Judas ruined Jesus’ omelette. That day became known as Gooed Fried Egg.
Jesus didn’t bring his friend back from the dead. The fellow was merely sleeping. And so it was “Lazy-rus, come forth!”
If Jesus had been a mobile developer would he have had the 12 app puzzles?
Is it true that Jesus could only perform miracles, because He was on steroids?
Yes – after all, he was King of the Juice!
What did the founder of Starbucks and Jesus have in common?
He brew religion.