To all Evangelicals, Pentecostals, 7th Day Adventists and Baptists who truly believe – the Big Day is coming tomorrow, so make sure you’ve rapture presents!
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Loading...When Jesus rose from the dead and appeared to Mary Magdalene, in disbelief, she exclaimed “No way!”
Jesus replied, “Yahweh!”
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When Cheesus started his muenstery, he wanted to save people from edam-nation. The numbers in hell gruyere by year. And the devil was evil like the mythical gorgon zola, but cheddar days were ahead.
(9 votes, average: 3.78 out of 5)Loading...Did Jesus ever get a haircut?
Yes, He said “Render unto scissor what belongs to scissors!” So it is proven that Jesus shaves.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Michael Jackson thought he was Jesus. One day he even gave the Sermon on the Mount. And it was known as the Beat-it-udes.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...How do generals make decisions during a Holy War?
They ask, “What would StrateJesus do?”
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Avoid Bethlehem if you can. It’s mangerous at night.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Jesus’ favourite rock song? “Raze a Little Hell”.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...Said Jesus to the crowd of plastic surgeons: “Jug not, lest ye be jugged!”
(15 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)Loading...Blessed are the Cheesemakers. They are true do-goudas.
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