Puns tagged ‘Jesus’:
06/03/17
Jesus teaching his Father how to use a computer mouse: “Jehovah the cursor over the icon!”
(5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5) Loading ...12/05/14
If Jesus were a cross-dresser, would that have made him the Pantie-Christ?  (5 votes, average: 2.60 out of 5) Loading ...12/25/13
Nobody ever talks about the Fourth Wise Man, who arrived late and gave Jesus the same gift as the last guy, to myrrh-myrrhs of disapproval. (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...11/14/13
Jesus’ favourite rock song? “Raze a Little Hell”. (3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5) Loading ...06/24/13
Easter is all about sandwiches. Because heroes on the third day. The disciples thought it was about potato chips. Because they took the body and had it all dressed. (3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...03/31/13
After three days in a tomb, you might get dehydrated. Hence the proclamation, ‘Behold the Lord, for He is a raisin!’ (4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5) Loading ...03/19/13
In the hipster Bible, Jesus says ‘Douche unto others’. This is actually in the Old Testament book of Doucheronomy. (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/28/12
When Thomas put his finger in Jesus’ cavities, he was a witness to the tooth. (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/11/12
If Jesus worked for General Motors, would He be a car painter? (5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5) Loading ...11/23/11
Which birds are most religious? Geeses of Nazereth. (4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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