Is it true that Jesus could only perform miracles, because He was on steroids?
Yes – after all, he was King of the Juice!
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What did the founder of Starbucks and Jesus have in common?
He brew religion.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Which birds are most religious? Geeses of Nazereth.
(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...After three days in a tomb, you might get dehydrated. Hence the proclamation, ‘Behold the Lord, for He is a raisin!’
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...When He was born, the Three Wise Men came to Bethlehem, where they found Jesus lying in a manger. They offered Him gold, frankincense and myrrh. Not as well known, however, is that when he turned 21 the Wise Men took the Saviour to a strip club, to watch exotic dancers. This was known as The Gift of the Vagi.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...When Jesus rose from the dead and appeared to Mary Magdalene, in disbelief, she exclaimed “No way!”
Jesus replied, “Yahweh!”
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Jesus preached his Thesis on Apiary Psychology, aka the Bee Attitudes.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Is it true that Jesus was sentenced to be run over by a Chrysler PT?
Yes, He was Cruiserfied.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Did Jesus ever get a haircut?
Yes, He said “Render unto scissor what belongs to scissors!” So it is proven that Jesus shaves.
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