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Puns tagged ‘Jesus’:

12/05/14

If Jesus were a cross-dresser, would that have made him the Pantie-Christ?

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12/25/13

Nobody ever talks about the Fourth Wise Man, who arrived late and gave Jesus the same gift as the last guy, to  myrrh-myrrhs of disapproval.

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11/14/13

Jesus’ favourite rock song? “Raze a Little Hell”.

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06/24/13

Easter is all about sandwiches. Because heroes on the third day. The disciples thought it was about potato chips. Because they took the body and had it all dressed.

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03/31/13

After three days in a tomb, you might get dehydrated. Hence the proclamation, ‘Behold the Lord, for He is a raisin!’

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03/19/13

In the hipster Bible, Jesus says ‘Douche unto others’. This is actually in the Old Testament book of Doucheronomy.

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12/28/12

When Thomas put his finger in Jesus’ cavities, he was a witness to the tooth.

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06/11/12

If Jesus worked for General Motors, would He be a car painter?

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11/23/11

Which birds are most religious? Geeses of Nazereth.

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07/02/11

Our Asian friend Mr. Nguyen is unimpressed by our Jesus puns. I guess we’re bore Nguyen Christians.

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