Where in the Bible does Jesus bequeath his woodworking tools?
The Axe of the Apostles!
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(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...If Jesus were a cross-dresser, would that have made him the Pantie-Christ?
(5 votes, average: 2.60 out of 5)Loading...Jesus rose again, on Yeaster Sunday. He died ferment, but truly He is the leaven Lord.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Jesus teaching his Father how to use a computer mouse: “Jehovah the cursor over the icon!”
(5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)Loading...Nobody ever talks about the Fourth Wise Man, who arrived late and gave Jesus the same gift as the last guy, to myrrh-myrrhs of disapproval.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...If Jesus worked for General Motors, would He be a car painter?
(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...Jesus barely passed his high school chemistry exams. They made a movie of it: The Last Titration of Christ. He was tested by the devil.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Sweet Jeepsus!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Jesus often sucked on balloons. It was because they contained healium.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Easter is all about sandwiches. Because heroes on the third day. The disciples thought it was about potato chips. Because they took the body and had it all dressed.
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