Jesus preached his Thesis on Apiary Psychology, aka the Bee Attitudes.
If Jesus had weighed 450 pounds, would the Bible have started “In the biggening…”?
Where in the Bible does Jesus bequeath his woodworking tools?
The Axe of the Apostles!
If Jesus were a cross-dresser, would that have made him the Pantie-Christ?
Jesus rose again, on Yeaster Sunday. He died ferment, but truly He is the leaven Lord.
Jesus teaching his Father how to use a computer mouse: “Jehovah the cursor over the icon!”
Nobody ever talks about the Fourth Wise Man, who arrived late and gave Jesus the same gift as the last guy, to myrrh-myrrhs of disapproval.
If Jesus worked for General Motors, would He be a car painter?
Jesus barely passed his high school chemistry exams. They made a movie of it: The Last Titration of Christ. He was tested by the devil.