Our Asian friend Mr. Nguyen is unimpressed by our Jesus puns. I guess we’re bore Nguyen Christians.
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(10 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...No room in the inn? Take it like a manger!
(6 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...At the Last Supper, Judas ruined Jesus’ omelette. That day became known as Gooed Fried Egg.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Jesus rose again, on Yeaster Sunday. He died ferment, but truly He is the leaven Lord.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Renegade theologians are now arguing that Jesus was, in fact, somewhat evil. After all, his mother’s sister was the Auntie Christ.
(6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...When Cheesus started his muenstery, he wanted to save people from edam-nation. The numbers in hell gruyere by year. And the devil was evil like the mythical gorgon zola, but cheddar days were ahead.
(9 votes, average: 3.78 out of 5)Loading...Have some fast food – it’s Good Fry Day!
(5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)Loading...If Jesus worked for General Motors, would He be a car painter?
(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...Archaeologists say they’ve discovered the toilet used by Jesus. Which is a loo de Christ claim.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...How do generals make decisions during a Holy War?
They ask, “What would StrateJesus do?”
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