team name

THE BICLOPS

Dear Pun Gents, My brother and I are cycling nearly 1000 miles from John O’Groats to Lands End. We’re doing it for a mental health charity, but we both have a sense of humour. We’re not small, both above 6ft4, so there’s some visual comedy in seeing two massive doofus’s pedal a push bike. We really need a team name that covers it all off. ~Andy, Chester, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT;

  1. United Kinkdom
  2. The Biclops
  3. The Cycle Ops
  4. One Thousand Miles Per Horror
  5. Distance Relatives
  6. Distant Relations
  7. The British Rural Family
  8. The Calf Lick Church
  9. Quad Erat Demonstrandum
  10. Derring Doofuses
  11. The Cy-clones [if you were twins]
  12. Men Tall Health
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GIMME ONE RIESLING

Dear Pun Gents,
The husband and I are doing the Avon 3 day breast cancer walk and want a fun team name involving wine. Thanks in advance! ~DeAnna, Sugar Land

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Karaoke Cabernet [Karaoke Cab]
  2. Red, White, and Blew Over the Limit
  3. Gimme One Riesling
  4. We Need a Napa
  5. Sommelier Later [Smell You Later]
  6. Grape Achievers
  7. Full Bodied Winos
  8. Rosée Parks
  9. In Vino Victory
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ONE TREK MINDS

Dear Pun Gents, My wife and I are entering in an 8 hour adventure race and need some help with a team name. The race is put on by 361 degrees and is apart of their Unbridled Adventure Race Series. Any help is appreciated. ~Matt, New Haven, IN

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Give me a Race, Boss
  2. You Trek Me, Baby
  3. Trek or Treat
  4. Adventure Capitalists
  5. Unbridle and Groom
  6. Hour Big Adventure
  7. Kentucky Fired Up Chickens
  8. We 8 Hour Breakfast!
  9. One Trek Minds
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A FRICAN GOOD TIME

Dear Pun Gents, we are a group of four people climbing Mt. Kilimanjaro in two weeks. Can you come up with a clever name for our team? Extra credit: After we climb the mountain we are doing a four-day safari. Not sure if you can combine the two parts of the trip into a clever pun/team name. PS we are four blondes: Three boys and a girl. A Brit, a wanna-be Brit, and two all-American boys. Thanks! ~Dave, Laguna Beach, CA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. A Frican Good Time
  2. [It’s Time to] Mount and Kill a Man, Jaro! [hopefully someone in your group is named Jaro?]
  3. RastaSafarians
  4. So Far Safari
  5. Blondes Have More Fauna
  6. Climba Beings [Lima Beans?]
  7. Peak Safari Season
  8. Peak no Evil
  9. Kill A Man, Save the Animals
  10. The Hellephants
  11. Kilimanglophones
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SOLE WOMEN

Dear Pun Gents,
I need a name for a four-person walking team participating in a month-long, 10,000 step a day challenge to raise awareness for people with disabilities. It needs to be business appropriate. The team consists of four females (two of which are my daughters). Thank you in advance! ~Shannon, Groton

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. The Active Quads
  2. The Gamma Quad Run
  3. The Women Combination
  4. The Four Ambulators
  5. Four Ward Motion
  6. The Fours of Nature
  7. The Kilo Grandmas
  8. Steppanyaki [Teppanyaki]
  9. Steppenwolves
  10. Walk on the Mile Side
  11. Never Admit De Feet
  12. Sole Women
  13. Sole Music
  14. A Motional IQ
  15. Pedomasochism
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MULTIPLE SCLEROADIES

Dear Pun Gents, I need an MS Bike Team Name. Key words: Greg, Lutzen, Wisconsin, Diverse Group, Amateurs, Finish, Prevail, Multiple Sclerosis, Cycling, Team, Bike Ride. ~Kamala, Arlington Heights

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Rode to Victory
  2. Nothing to Lutzen
  3. Wishconsin
  4. Gregorian Chains
  5. Amatouring
  6. Amatours
  7. Amatour Hour
  8. MSaries
  9. EFF MS
  10. MS Messenger
  11. Sclero Heros
  12. Scleroadies
  13. Multiple Scleroadies
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BRINGING KINKY BACK

Dear Pun Gents,
We need table names for a work event for physical therapists. One that we came up with already is The Hot Pack. We need names for a few other tables and would love one to do with ice. The others could have anything to do with physical therapy.  ~Heather, Ridgefield, CT
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. The Stretchers
  2. The Functionaries
  3. Sprainiacs
  4. Knotty Nurses
  5. Bringing Kinky Back
  6. Pains in the Neck
  7. Knotty N Ice
  8. An Ice Group
  9. Sore Sports
  10. Injured Ninjas
  11. The 10 [or insert your group size] Reps
  12. Pain Train
  13. Pulling Your Leg
  14. Starbacks
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GURilla Warfare

Dear Pun Gents, my friend Matt and I are entered into the Great Urban Race in Toronto and need a team name. Please help! We are from Calgary, Alberta so any pun about East vs West or with Great Urban Race would be awesome. ~Leanne, Calgary

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. LilChuck from the Prairies (Little House on the Prairies)
  2. GURilla Warfare
  3. GURillas
  4. Oil Be Back
  5. The Best Westerners
  6. First Lasso
  7. Lasso to First Place
  8. City-City Bang Bang
  9. GURonimo
  10. Rockies Roadsters
  11. Cow Eats Hog
  12. Nenshi Ninjas
  13. Don’t Nenshi It
  14. Road Rodeo
  15. Gorge Cluenies
  16. Race in the Hole
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ENDO THE LINE

Dear Pun Gents, I need help with a team name. We are entering a four-man team in a 24-hour mountain bike race. We are entering the team in the over forties category. ~Mathew, Dubbo
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. Gearonimo
  2. Two-Four The Road
  3. Bonkologists
  4. Spins and Wheedles
  5. Get Forty [Get Shorty]
  6. Fogey Weather
  7. Hillrazers [Hellraiser]
  8. Be spoke styles
  9. The painful quad
  10. Deraill trails
  11. The Hemano groupo (Shimano grouppo)
  12. The Dirt Digglers
  13. The French rabbits (lapin’s)
  14. MTBeer cans
  15. Four guys looking for a bonk
  16. Endo the line
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PAIN IT FORWARD

Dear Pun Gents,
we need pain medicine puns for a 5k. We are a team of emergency room staff. Our team name is the “painkillers” and we need individual names for shirts. ~Katie, Centreville, VA
 
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. Aspirin’ Runner (aspiring)
  2. Anal Geezer (analgesia)
  3. Nocicery Evil (nociception)
  4. Pain My Dues
  5. Pain it Forward
  6. Paindemonium
  7. The Advillain
  8. The Big Hurt
  9. Ow! Capone
  10. MethaDon Corleone
  11. The Great Codeini [Houdini]
  12. CelebrexStreet Boys
  13. Darva
  14. Ty Leno [Jay Leno?]
  15. ASAtronaut
  16. The Aceto Men

    [General ER names]

  17. Public Anemia
  18. Kool CAT
  19. Electro Cardio Grandma
  20. Where’s WalDOA
  21. Done Like DNR
  22. Auntie EMs
  23. Pepe Dural
  24. First Degree Bernie
  25. Hemmor Reggie
  26. Poison IVey
  27. Meddy Vedder
  28. The Virgin MRI
  29. ODie
  30. Perry Cardial
  31. Sally Saline
  32. Shockille O’Neal
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