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I love meditating with my ohmies.

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The Gents aren’t ones to make puns involving epilepsy and synagogues, but if the shul fits…

[Yikes! If this puns has you foaming at the mouth, you should also get checked for rabbis…]

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Do Muslims celebrate the Thanksgiving Harvest?

Yes, there are a Koranucopia of traditions!

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Is Salman Rushdie against sheep?

Perhaps. Some say he is lambophobic.

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Ritchie Valens song about terrorism: ‘Allah Bomba’.

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Never negotiate with a hungry pontiff. It’s better to have a Pope-is-full discussion.

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NED: Why do so many Italians become ministers?
ED: Because they love pastor!

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Drooling is my new religion. It’s the only path to salivation.

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The angry mob tortured the newspaper editor by cooking him inside a Rose of Mohammed. It was the dark days – of the Danish Imposition.

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The medieval monks were forced to bottle and vend their farts, as a form of sell-flatulation.

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