To a hungry monk, cheese is Christ.
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At Monk’s Casino you can play games of Gregorian chance.
When ordering seconds of Jamaican food at a restaurant in Utah, you have to ask for “more man“.
To those who say ‘No mo’ hammeding it up!’ we say ‘Christ! It’s a joke. Don’t have a Koranary!’ #JeSuisCharlie
When the thief took off from the church with all the songbooks, the parishioners cried “Get hymn! He stole psalm-sing!”
The angry mob tortured the newspaper editor by cooking him inside a Rose of Mohammed. It was the dark days – of the Danish Imposition.
In the postmodern Catholic Church, every assumption will be deaconstructed.
The age of religious factionalism is not over. In the news these days, Snoop Dogg is responsible for the Great Shizzum.
The monks preserved the History of Diarrhea in an Ill Loo Men Ated Manuscrapt.
Listening to U2 in church gives me a mass-ive Bono.

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