How do Jewish tourists relax in Moscow? With a Russia sauna.
Mozart thought he was God. Whenever someone asked his name, he said “I am a deus.”
I invited the Dalai Lama over for dinner, but he said Buddha that, which is just as well, as I’m willing Tibet you anything that he would have run a monk.
I moved to Mexico to become an egg. It’s my new religion. I’m a Yo Huevos Witness.
If you’re Hindu you should never let your mom drive. It’s bad karma.
Some of those pedophile priests must have misunderstood the pope’s orders: anul sects.
If Jesus were a cross-dresser, would that have made him the Pantie-Christ?
They depicted Mohammad’s donkey in a Danish newspaper cartoon. It was an insult to his llama.
Jesus rose again, on Yeaster Sunday. He died ferment, but truly He is the leaven Lord.
Is the overuse of prescription drugs leading to the End of the World?
Yes, Pharmageddon aka the Apothecalypse.