In the postmodern Catholic Church, every assumption will be deaconstructed.
The Shias and their rivals sometimes clash violently, but the Spunni Muslims love to cuddle.
It’s easy to spot an Orthodox Jewish transvestite. He Hasidic.
Which of Salman Rushdie’s wife’s accessories prompted a fatwa?
Her satanic purses.
If you don’t get into heaven, take soulless.
Atheists lack creed ability.
NED: Did you hear, I’ve become a Scientologist?
ED: No way. You’re nuts.
NED: I really did. It’s Xenu-ist craze!
ED: Well I don’t believe in that nonsense.
NED: Bah. Get behind me, Thetan!
Why are all monks promiscuous womanizers?
Because they’ve taken a vow of chase-titty!
Which alcoholic beverage is most popular among Mennonites?
Budweiser: King of Beards.
The pope pronounced his thoughts on the yo-yo dieting epidemic during the Fat-Again Council.