The medieval monks were forced to bottle and vend their farts, as a form of sell-flatulation.
It was hard when I gave up Islam to study proctology. They declared me a prostate.
In Star Wars, what do terrorists shout?
A: “Admiral Ackbar!”
What happened when Jesus brought the dead pigs back to life?
He turned slaughter into swine!
Renegade theologians are now arguing that Jesus was, in fact, somewhat evil. After all, his mother’s sister was the Auntie Christ.
Imams don’t like it when people lose a lot of weight. I knew one who even issued fatwas.
Religious affiliations have a certain sects appeal.
Did you hear that God is being sued for not allowing sinners into Heaven? The plaintiffs allege grace-based discrimination.
What does a Pope say to an Anti-Pope? “See you in halo.”
The pope banned cartoons of my ex wife Cathy. He did it Ex Cathy draw.