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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘religion’:

08/31/17

Islamic fundamentalists are obsessed with crop circles. Because it’s written that way in the Korn.

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08/22/17

Don’t mock Jesus. He is derision Lord.

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08/12/17

The lack of any sort of animal census on the Ark led to complaints of Noah count ability.

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07/18/17

What does a Pope say to an Anti-Pope? “See you in halo.”

 

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07/06/17

In Star Wars, what do terrorists shout?

A: “Admiral Ackbar!”

 

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06/05/17

Which conservative agrarian sect has recently become rather flamboyant? The Mennontites.

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04/24/17

Ritchie Valens song about terrorism: ‘Allah Bomba’.

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05/31/16

An imam’s shoes are made from allah gaiter.

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04/14/16

Hear the new Christian rock parody album? The Gospel Accordion to Weird Al.

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04/09/16

Never negotiate with a hungry pontiff. It’s better to have a Pope-is-full discussion.

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