It was hard when I gave up Islam to study proctology. They declared me a prostate.
religion
The Vatican ordered that the corpse of every future saint be blown to bits by artillery fire — “Because,” said the Pope, “they must be cannonized.”
The pope pronounced his thoughts on the yo-yo dieting epidemic during the Fat-Again Council.
I enjoy fish on Yum Kipper.
Where did Judas betray Jesus?
In the Garden of Get-Some-Money.
Never negotiate with a hungry pontiff. It’s better to have a Pope-is-full discussion.
Religious affiliations have a certain sects appeal.
During Chanakuh do they deck the challahs?
Which conservative agrarian sect has recently become rather flamboyant? The Mennontites.
Jesus was accused by his enemies of being a manipulative puppetmaster. They referred to Him as ‘SvenGalilee‘