In the postmodern Catholic Church, every assumption will be deaconstructed.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...The Shias and their rivals sometimes clash violently, but the Spunni Muslims love to cuddle.
(6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...It’s easy to spot an Orthodox Jewish transvestite. He Hasidic.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Which of Salman Rushdie’s wife’s accessories prompted a fatwa?
Her satanic purses.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If you don’t get into heaven, take soulless.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Atheists lack creed ability.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...NED: Did you hear, I’ve become a Scientologist?
ED: No way. You’re nuts.
NED: I really did. It’s Xenu-ist craze!
ED: Well I don’t believe in that nonsense.
NED: Bah. Get behind me, Thetan!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Why are all monks promiscuous womanizers?
Because they’ve taken a vow of chase-titty!
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Which alcoholic beverage is most popular among Mennonites?
Budweiser: King of Beards.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The pope pronounced his thoughts on the yo-yo dieting epidemic during the Fat-Again Council.
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