Social activists in Hell are pressuring Satan to resign, after he was accused of Hades speech.
Atheists believe that religious people are those who Bible.
I moved to Mexico to become an egg. It’s my new religion. I’m a Yo Huevos Witness.
It was hard when I gave up Islam to study proctology. They declared me a prostate.
Islamic fundamentalists are obsessed with crop circles. Because it’s written that way in the Korn.
Don’t mock Jesus. He is derision Lord.
The lack of any sort of animal census on the Ark led to complaints of Noah count ability.
What does a Pope say to an Anti-Pope? “See you in halo.”
In Star Wars, what do terrorists shout?
A: “Admiral Ackbar!”
Which conservative agrarian sect has recently become rather flamboyant? The Mennontites.