At the Last Supper, Judas ruined Jesus’ omelette. That day became known as Gooed Fried Egg.
The use of smoke in the papal selection proves the Church has a sense of fumer.
Jesus told a lot of stories about poor people. They are great stories. In fact, they are income parable.
The priest left for dead in the church fire was said to have parished.
Are firefighters members of the Church of Ladder-Day Saints?
When God made the solar system, how did He planet?
Modern environmentalists have a quasi-religious zeal. They’re like emissionaries.
The angry mob tortured the newspaper editor by cooking him inside a Rose of Mohammed. It was the dark days – of the Danish Imposition.
At Monk’s Casino you can play games of Gregorian chance.
Some of those pedophile priests must have misunderstood the pope’s orders: anul sects.