When God made Eve, he split the Adam. And on the seventh day, he went fission.
What does a Pope say to an Anti-Pope? “See you in halo.”
The pope has inflamed a lot of turbaned followers of Guru Nanak with his latest encyclical. In fact it’s so dangerous they’re referring to it as a Sikh-heating missal.
Satan sheets: what the devil sleeps in.
To a hungry monk, cheese is Christ.
Mozart thought he was God. Whenever someone asked his name, he said “I am a deus.”
Priests sure know how to treat a laity.
How do Jewish tourists relax in Moscow? With a Russia sauna.
Which conservative agrarian sect has recently become rather flamboyant? The Mennontites.
Don’t take the Lord’s name in vain. That would be bibelous.