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Which birds are most religious? Geeses of Nazereth.

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After three days in a tomb, you might get dehydrated. Hence the proclamation, ‘Behold the Lord, for He is a raisin!’

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Islamic fundamentalists are obsessed with crop circles. Because it’s written that way in the Korn.

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The priest left for dead in the church fire was said to have parished.

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Is the conclave of Catholic Bishops very boring?

Sigh, nod.

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How does the church encourage dialogue between divorced couples?

By ex-communicating them!

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Parsimony: when someone cheats at golf and then bribes a priest for forgiveness.

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Studying quantum physics is so mysterious the physicists are like a religious brotherhood; in fact they must take a vow of science.

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I started an organization that worships testicles: it’s ‘nad for prophet.

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A hooligan ripped apart a Hindu holy text inside the Taj Mahal. He was charged with Agra Veda’d assault.

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