What does a Pope say to an Anti-Pope? “See you in halo.”
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(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Which alcoholic beverage is most popular among Mennonites?
Budweiser: King of Beards.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The medieval monks were forced to bottle and vend their farts, as a form of sell-flatulation.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Why does the Pope travel so much?
Because he’s a roamin’ Catholic!
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I’m wrote my ESL exam over the Jewish New Year. Shana TOEFL!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...They say that donkeys are stubborn, but St. Francis had a way with animals, and he even taught his donkey to bake! When asked how he did it, the Saint replied that it was “Assisi ass pie!”
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...How does the church encourage dialogue between divorced couples?
By ex-communicating them!
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...At the Second Gumming of Christ, Jesus will finally be crowned King of the Chews.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...It was hard when I gave up Islam to study proctology. They declared me a prostate.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The Vatican ordered that the corpse of every future saint be blown to bits by artillery fire — “Because,” said the Pope, “they must be cannonized.”
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