Which sect is most derided? The Boo/disseds.
I love meditating with my ohmies.
A prophet is influenced by where he guru up.
To all Evangelicals, Pentecostals, 7th Day Adventists and Baptists who truly believe – the Big Day is coming tomorrow, so make sure you’ve rapture presents!
I said to an Evangelical friend with a leaky roof, “I have a problem with Je-hoval’s wetnesses!’
If you take the Noah’s Ark story literally, you may be deluging yourself.
When Cheesus started his muenstery, he wanted to save people from edam-nation. The numbers in hell gruyere by year. And the devil was evil like the mythical gorgon zola, but cheddar days were ahead.
Little people want to get to heaven. Alas, mini are called but few are chosen.
Only when you are exposed to cannon fire, will you be one with the holey fodder.
When God made Eve, he split the Adam. And on the seventh day, he went fission.