Don’t take the Lord’s name in vain. That would be bibelous.
Which sect is most derided? The Boo/disseds.
Converting to Hinduism has dharmatic consequences.
Hear the new Christian rock parody album? The Gospel Accordion to Weird Al.
When men become priests, they often get tattoos on their bellies, because they are permanently ab staining.
Have some fast food – it’s Good Fry Day!
Listening to U2 in church gives me a mass-ive Bono.
In the postmodern Catholic Church, every assumption will be deaconstructed.
The Shias and their rivals sometimes clash violently, but the Spunni Muslims love to cuddle.
It’s easy to spot an Orthodox Jewish transvestite. He Hasidic.