In California, opponents of the Catholic Church were conducting a mass protest against the bishop of Sacramento, who was caught drinking Sinfandel.
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When a Muslim butcher gets a divorce, does he have to pay halalimony?
Pray to end constipation: join amen turdship program.
After three days in a tomb, you might get dehydrated. Hence the proclamation, ‘Behold the Lord, for He is a raisin!’
The Vatican TV channel is no longer free. They’re switching to pope-per-view.
If Jesus had been a mobile developer would he have had theĀ 12 app puzzles?
Some fundamentalist Islamic parents won’t let their daughters leave the house. They keep them under Koran-teen.
The monks kicked the priests out of their choir because they couldn’t carry a tunic.
With recent budget cuts, Satan has had to cut back on regular maintenance, which has left Hades in a state of grim repair.
Atheists lack creed ability.