I would prostitute myself for the chance to join a radical Jewish sect. That’s right, I Lev Tahor.
The monks kicked the priests out of their choir because they couldn’t carry a tunic.
The lack of any sort of animal census on the Ark led to complaints of Noah count ability.
If you worship a bag, it’s sack religious.
If you want to hand out communion, you have to assign a wafer.
Priests recently gained the right to vote, after finally being recognized as legal parsons — despite vicarous opposition.
I enjoy fish on Yum Kipper.
Which birds are most religious? Geeses of Nazereth.
After three days in a tomb, you might get dehydrated. Hence the proclamation, ‘Behold the Lord, for He is a raisin!’
Islamic fundamentalists are obsessed with crop circles. Because it’s written that way in the Korn.