I don’t believe in horses. I am a neightheist.
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(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...I moved to Mexico to become an egg. It’s my new religion. I’m a Yo Huevos Witness.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Favourite dish of Muslims: Chicken Allah King.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...When men become priests, they often get tattoos on their bellies, because they are permanently ab staining.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Which conservative agrarian sect has recently become rather flamboyant? The Mennontites.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...To a hungry monk, cheese is Christ.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...At Monk’s Casino you can play games of Gregorian chance.
(9 votes, average: 3.56 out of 5)Loading...When ordering seconds of Jamaican food at a restaurant in Utah, you have to ask for “more man“.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...To those who say ‘No mo’ hammeding it up!’ we say ‘Christ! It’s a joke. Don’t have a Koranary!’Â #JeSuisCharlie
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