When God made Eve, he split the Adam. And on the seventh day, he went fission.
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(7 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What does a Pope say to an Anti-Pope? “See you in halo.”
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...The pope has inflamed a lot of turbaned followers of Guru Nanak with his latest encyclical. In fact it’s so dangerous they’re referring to it as a Sikh-heating missal.
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...Satan sheets: what the devil sleeps in.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...To a hungry monk, cheese is Christ.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Mozart thought he was God. Whenever someone asked his name, he said “I am a deus.”
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Priests sure know how to treat a laity.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...How do Jewish tourists relax in Moscow? With a Russia sauna.
(4 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Which conservative agrarian sect has recently become rather flamboyant? The Mennontites.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Don’t take the Lord’s name in vain. That would be bibelous.
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