When I discovered a casino in the Mennonite neighbourhood, I knew something was Amish.
Religious affiliations have a certain sects appeal.
The Vatican TV channel is no longer free. They’re switching to pope-per-view.
It’s difficult to spot a Norseman. They have a Loki personality.
When a Muslim butcher gets a divorce, does he have to pay halalimony?
When God made Eve, he split the Adam. And on the seventh day, he went fission.
What does a Pope say to an Anti-Pope? “See you in halo.”
The pope has inflamed a lot of turbaned followers of Guru Nanak with his latest encyclical. In fact it’s so dangerous they’re referring to it as a Sikh-heating missal.
Satan sheets: what the devil sleeps in.
To a hungry monk, cheese is Christ.