The Vatican ordered that the corpse of every future saint be blown to bits by artillery fire — “Because,” said the Pope, “they must be cannonized.”
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Jesus was accused by his enemies of being a manipulative puppetmaster. They referred to Him as ‘SvenGalilee

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