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Only when you are exposed to cannon fire, will you be one with the holey fodder.

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I don’t believe in horses. I am a neightheist.

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A cow’s favourite prayer is “Hail Mary, full of graze…” It’s even more popular than the Our Fodder.

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A prophet is influenced by where he guru up.

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If you take the Noah’s Ark story literally, you may be deluging yourself.

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When the thief took off from the church with all the songbooks, the parishioners cried “Get hymn! He stole psalm-sing!”

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I would prostitute myself for the chance to join a radical Jewish sect. That’s right, I Lev Tahor.

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The monks kicked the priests out of their choir because they couldn’t carry a tunic.

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The lack of any sort of animal census on the Ark led to complaints of Noah count ability.

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If you worship a bag, it’s sack religious.

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