I love meditating with my ohmies.
The Gents aren’t ones to make puns involving epilepsy and synagogues, but if the shul fits…
[Yikes! If this puns has you foaming at the mouth, you should also get checked for rabbis…]
Do Muslims celebrate the Thanksgiving Harvest?
Yes, there are a Koranucopia of traditions!
Is Salman Rushdie against sheep?
Perhaps. Some say he is lambophobic.
Ritchie Valens song about terrorism: ‘Allah Bomba’.
Never negotiate with a hungry pontiff. It’s better to have a Pope-is-full discussion.
NED: Why do so many Italians become ministers?
ED: Because they love pastor!
Drooling is my new religion. It’s the only path to salivation.
The angry mob tortured the newspaper editor by cooking him inside a Rose of Mohammed. It was the dark days – of the Danish Imposition.
The medieval monks were forced to bottle and vend their farts, as a form of sell-flatulation.