Only when you are exposed to cannon fire, will you be one with the holey fodder.
I don’t believe in horses. I am a neightheist.
A cow’s favourite prayer is “Hail Mary, full of graze…” It’s even more popular than the Our Fodder.
A prophet is influenced by where he guru up.
If you take the Noah’s Ark story literally, you may be deluging yourself.
When the thief took off from the church with all the songbooks, the parishioners cried “Get hymn! He stole psalm-sing!”
I would prostitute myself for the chance to join a radical Jewish sect. That’s right, I Lev Tahor.
The monks kicked the priests out of their choir because they couldn’t carry a tunic.
The lack of any sort of animal census on the Ark led to complaints of Noah count ability.
If you worship a bag, it’s sack religious.