I would prostitute myself for the chance to join a radical Jewish sect. That’s right, I Lev Tahor.
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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The monks kicked the priests out of their choir because they couldn’t carry a tunic.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The lack of any sort of animal census on the Ark led to complaints of Noah count ability.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If you worship a bag, it’s sack religious.
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...If you want to hand out communion, you have to assign a wafer.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Priests recently gained the right to vote, after finally being recognized as legal parsons — despite vicarous opposition.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I enjoy fish on Yum Kipper.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Which birds are most religious? Geeses of Nazereth.
(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...After three days in a tomb, you might get dehydrated. Hence the proclamation, ‘Behold the Lord, for He is a raisin!’
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Islamic fundamentalists are obsessed with crop circles. Because it’s written that way in the Korn.
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