Which birds are most religious? Geeses of Nazereth.
After three days in a tomb, you might get dehydrated. Hence the proclamation, ‘Behold the Lord, for He is a raisin!’
Islamic fundamentalists are obsessed with crop circles. Because it’s written that way in the Korn.
The priest left for dead in the church fire was said to have parished.
Is the conclave of Catholic Bishops very boring?
How does the church encourage dialogue between divorced couples?
By ex-communicating them!
Parsimony: when someone cheats at golf and then bribes a priest for forgiveness.
Studying quantum physics is so mysterious the physicists are like a religious brotherhood; in fact they must take a vow of science.
I started an organization that worships testicles: it’s ‘nad for prophet.
A hooligan ripped apart a Hindu holy text inside the Taj Mahal. He was charged with Agra Veda’d assault.