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Taoism is total rubbish. It’s simply a LaoTze philosophy.

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If you like to give fundamentalist Christians the finger, that makes you a phalangelical.

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The pope pronounced his thoughts on the yo-yo dieting epidemic during the Fat-Again Council.

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Which alcoholic beverage is most popular among Mennonites?

Budweiser: King of Beards.

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Are firefighters members of the Church of Ladder-Day Saints?

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I went to the Muslim party store. I wanted to see what all the halal balloons was about.

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Televangelism is all about false profits.

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Hear about the aerosol spray that militant Northern Irish Catholics have been using to kill rival Protestants? They call it in-sect-ocide.

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Favourite dish of Muslims: Chicken Allah King.

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How to promote Viagra in Muslim countries: “I’ll Lack Bar!“

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