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If you write an exam in a freezing cold room then you might end up as a testicle.

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Drunken hunchbacks are in a perpetual stooper.

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Don’t touch my elbow! Do it and I’ll have you charged with arm rubbery.

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An amputee’s favourite subject? Bought a knee.

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By mistake I went to Dr. Jack Kevorkian for cosmetic surgery. He recommended a noose job, said I’d be just like the youth in Asia.

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An ambitious man with oozing sores will always seek a fester way to do things.

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NED: Was it was strange working beside the woman who had poseable breasts?
ED: Yes – it was quite the jugs-to-position!

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Hip pop dancers have dislocated pelvises.

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When police do fingerprinting, they have to search the whorl pool.

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Most common pig injury? Sprained oinkle.

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