I stocked shelves in a poorly organized department store. The experience left me with a rack/aisle disfunction
If a naval officer loses a limb in battle and is given an honourable discharge, then in order to get it reattached he must join the army.
Wet t-shirt contests make good areola-tee television.
I went to the hospital for a colorectomy and instead got a lobotomy. Now I half a mind to complain.
Eye puns aren’t really puns. They’re optical allusions.
If you want to get into the female genital piercing business, now is the time to stake your clam.
Wow, check our giant load of new pun requests!
Where can you find a ‘picker’? The Pocanos.
If men and women use a bathroom, do hermaphrodites use a bothroom?
My friend said he used to go to strip clubs. He has fondle mammaries of that time.