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Nice butts take my breath away. I’m assmatic.

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When the dictator of North Korea had a sex change, he also changed his name: Kim Un Hung.

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Strippers are often infertile. The men are nudered and the women insist on being well-spayed.

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When I stepped on a landmine, I felt defeeted. But there were violent protests in support of me – so I did enjoy some no toe rioty.

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Some transsexuals are at risk of meninginas.

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Is it true that having a big nose is caused by a rhinovirus?

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The market for dentures is always fluct chew aiding.

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Lung, lung o’ goo, I gave up smoking.

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Before you get on a motorcycle, ask, “Do I have my helmet?” This is a skull-testing question.

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I stocked shelves in a poorly organized department store. The experience left me with a rack/aisle disfunction

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