One-legged people are more fertile. Because crutches help them prop a gait.
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(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Kleptomaniac amputees take a lot of faux toes.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Nobutty knows what it’s like to have a small behind.
(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...NED: So, I was a guest at a Jewish circumcision.
ED: Really.
NED: The hosts actually charged admission to watch, and made us line up outside!
ED: Really.
NED: I couldn’t believe their nerve—such queue bris!
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Drunken hunchbacks are in a perpetual stooper.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Fitting into size-19 shoes is the greatest feet imaginable.
(9 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Spock was an organ donor. “Leave lung and prosper.“
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Let me tell you about the reek I’ve had: First off, I work at the ol’ factory. But a few days ago I ran into some cash problems, so I asked my boss for a smell favour. What was I stinking! Now I have to avoid her, cuz she nose I odour money. Hmm, maybe if I stop wearing deodorant to work, they’ll give me a high-ranking job?
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