It was hard when I gave up Islam to study proctology. They declared me a prostate.
anatomy
My big toe is freakishly long. My friends call me The Shoenicorn.
People with stinky feet are scent toe hell.
When a bosomy St. Nick appeared to me in a dream, I began questioning my Santa titty.
The journalist refused to see a doctor. He didn’t want to reveal ass-sores.
Water slides are like reproductive organs, aka fall-open tubes.
Postal workers tend to be men, especially the ones walking around with male sacks.
Eye puns aren’t really puns. They’re optical allusions.
Anyone who can remove unsightly leg veins is varicose to my heart.
We all know about his famous bath, but what did Archimedes say his first time before a urinal?
“Urethra! I’ve found it!”