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Puns tagged ‘anatomy’:

08/13/14

When I stepped on a landmine, I felt defeeted. But there were violent protests in support of me – so I did enjoy some no toe rioty.

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07/23/14

I learned to canoe i-nu-tero.

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07/02/14

Water slides are like reproductive organs, aka fall-open tubes.

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06/30/14

A man who touches a woman’s leg is guilty of massage a knee.

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06/15/14

People with stinky feet are scent toe hell.

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06/13/14

Some Asians have very good skin. It’s because of the Bhutanical extracts.

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06/02/14

When police do fingerprinting, they have to search the whorl pool.

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05/22/14

I steal flip flops. I’m a cleft-toe maniac.

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05/13/14

When I see acne it makes me vomit. It’s a cyst-emetic reaction.

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05/06/14

I saw some large proboscises in Baghdad. It gave me Iraq nose phobia.

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