Funny, that J-Lo – she insists that her houses be insulated with ass-best-os!
If Jesus had been a chiropractor, would there have been millions of disc I pulls?
After my friend and I underwent painful foreskin removal – we found ourselves in strange circum stances
A colonoscope, aka a crack-er jack.
What should you eat if you have trouble distinguishing a woman’s breasts? Parsnips.
I stuck my leg in an air duct. It’s my most recent in-vent shin.
People who work out too much are like monsters. Aka the Abdominal Show-man.
Who will never change? An end o’ morph.
My girlfriend had feet where there should have been nipples. Just thinking about her makes me hungry for TosTitos.
Where will they ear wrecked the Museum of Loud Music?