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I stocked shelves in a poorly organized department store. The experience left me with a rack/aisle disfunction

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I was surprised when my brain surgeon requested a urine sample. I replied ‘Why does my pia mater?’

And I was quite dejected after they removed my frontal lobes. I wanted nothing but to sulci around the house.

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If a naval officer loses a limb in battle and is given an honourable discharge, then in order to get it reattached he must join the army.

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Wet t-shirt contests make good areola-tee television.

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I went to the hospital for a colorectomy and instead got a lobotomy. Now I half a mind to complain.

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Eye puns aren’t really puns. They’re optical allusions.

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If you want to get into the female genital piercing business, now is the time to stake your clam.

Wow, check our giant load of new pun requests!

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Where can you find a ‘picker’? The Pocanos.

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If men and women use a bathroom, do hermaphrodites use a bothroom?

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My friend said he used to go to strip clubs. He has fondle mammaries of that time.

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