A punch to the side of the head, aka a knuckle ear missile.
Men were forced to go completely hairless, during the Ballshavik Revolution.
We know there are big-breasted women in Africa, because that’s the only place where there are zebras.
One of my legs is actually just a hologram. It give me a rather e-femural sensation.
Anyone in the field of organ donation measurement has a lung weigh to go.
Siamese Twins are just like you and me. When they make mistakes, they do their best to co-rectum.
What do roads and butt cracks have in common: asphalt.
We all know about his famous bath, but what did Archimedes say his first time before a urinal?
“Urethra! I’ve found it!”
What is a dermatologist’s favourite holiday season? A: Eczemas.
A broken leg isn’t serious. It tends to be a femur-al.