The bearded lady seems hairy, until she takes off hirsute.
Someone threw a glass eye at my newly augmented breasts, causing injury. They could make a movie about it: The Borrow An Eye, Dent a Titty.
My friend Grant had his skin forcibly removed. What a flay Grant violation.
If pork bellies trade on the NASDAQ exchange, do pork scrotums trade on the NADSAQ?
Van Gogh actually planned to mutilate himself a second time. Because he heard left ear is the best medicine.
A prosthetic member for castrated males: a eunuchorn.
Eunuchs tend to be chivalrous. As the French say, ‘nob-less oblige’.
Do those who seek a sex change get a misterectomy?
Cannibals like to de leg ate.