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When I see acne it makes me vomit. It’s a cyst-emetic reaction.

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I was run over by a sports car. Now I have Corvetture of the spine.

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My friends and I exhumed a tibia. It was quite the shin dig!

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I don’t own a big house, but at least I have my legs, ie two man shins.

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I learned to canoe i-nu-tero.

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Lindt has a new chocolate ball; they call them Cocoanuts.

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The ancient Greek phallus o’ furs never shaved.

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Intersex people are very erotic. They have a lot of androgynous zones.

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Dolly Parton charmed me into watching the Winter Games. I was boobs led.

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I wanted to be an organ donor, but the doctors never de-livered.

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