Proctologists really know how to push my butt ends.
Did you hear that rectal piercings can be poisonous? Some of them contain arse nic!
Becoming an expert nipple-tweaker is a trial-and-areola process.
I will really miss being able to walk if my legs get amputated. It’s a case of a motional attachment.
If men and women use a bathroom, do hermaphrodites use a bothroom?
For centuries, the only way to get a chiseled rear end, was to become ass tone mason.
Eunuchs tend to be chivalrous. As the French say, ‘nob-less oblige’.
It’s rude to confront somebody about their body odour. Except a Costa Rican.
Spock was an organ donor. “Leave lung and prosper.“
There’s an old proverb that recommends against circumcision: Spear the rod, spoil the child.