It’s politically incorrect to mock skin conditions. So choose your warts carefully.
Most common pig injury? Sprained oinkle.
My friend Grant had his skin forcibly removed. What a flay Grant violation.
They opened a circumcision clinic next to an ice cream parlour. Aka Foreskin Robbin‘.
Expecting dry skin immediately after a shower is a towel order.
Van Gogh actually planned to mutilate himself a second time. Because he heard left ear is the best medicine.
Anyone who can remove unsightly leg veins is varicose to my heart.
Eye alone know what it’s like to be a cyclops.
I went to the hospital for a colorectomy and instead got a lobotomy. Now I half a mind to complain.
Lung, lung o’ goo, I gave up smoking.