People who want to reverse their breast enhancements seriously need to get their prior titties straight.
People who don’t use deodorant are threatening the b-o-sphere. Which is dangerous, because that’s all that separates us from odour space. I mean, they’ve already destroyed the nose-zone layer!
Did Fred Astaire have to wipe delicately?
Drunken hunchbacks are in a perpetual stooper.
Ophthalmology puns make me glassy eyed. I don’t like vitreous humor.
If you’re a woman endowed with a divine bosom, you’ve god tit made.
Bottom feeters need an ass-kicking.
If you want to get into the female genital piercing business, now is the time to stake your clam.
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I saw a rooster with a vagina, so I killed and ate it. No herm, no fowl.