Bored? Try dissecting a testicle. You’ll halve a ball.
The most inept dancers are found at lumber mills. They have so many board feet.
The Frenchman broke his bones. Os snap!
Ophthalmology puns make me glassy eyed. I don’t like vitreous humor.
Which Native American princess would kick you in the nuts? Poke Cajones.
I fear both men and women. I’m a hermafraidite.
Spock was an organ donor. “Leave lung and prosper.“
People who don’t use deodorant are threatening the b-o-sphere. Which is dangerous, because that’s all that separates us from odour space. I mean, they’ve already destroyed the nose-zone layer!
Strange but true: Some men steep their testicles in hot water. Cajones tea is the best policy.
My friend Ian has a hollow leg. Happy Hollow Ian!