I started an organization that worships testicles: it’s ‘nad for prophet.
anatomy
I saw some large proboscises in Baghdad. It gave me Iraq nose phobia.
Lindt has a new chocolate ball; they call them Cocoanuts.
My sister is marrying an organ thief. She says she wants a man after her own heart, someone who can de-liver her from her troubles, and who’ll take care of her two little kidneys after she’s gone.
As for me, I married a woman who had her face surgically removed. For love no nose limits.
If Jesus had been a chiropractor, would there have been millions of disc I pulls?
I went to the hospital for a colorectomy and instead got a lobotomy. Now I half a mind to complain.
Who was the first species to make dick jokes? Homo say penis was, in genital.
I broke my leg dancing. My new nickname is Saturday Night Femur.
With the high cost of hair-loss treatments, it’s not just hairlines that are receipting.
I went camping in the woods, but my tent smelled like feet. It was a big musky toe problem.


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