Men were forced to go completely hairless, during the Ballshavik Revolution.
Before you get on a motorcycle, ask, “Do I have my helmet?” This is a skull-testing question.
Which marsupial fetus has its own email address? The womb@.
Zoomers are protesting that their Viagra is not covered by health plans. Some are calling for a massive insure erection.
It’s politically incorrect to mock skin conditions. So choose your warts carefully.
Most common pig injury? Sprained oinkle.
My friend Grant had his skin forcibly removed. What a flay Grant violation.
They opened a circumcision clinic next to an ice cream parlour. Aka Foreskin Robbin‘.
Expecting dry skin immediately after a shower is a towel order.
Van Gogh actually planned to mutilate himself a second time. Because he heard left ear is the best medicine.