I saw some large proboscises in Baghdad. It gave me Iraq nose phobia.
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(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Lindt has a new chocolate ball; they call them Cocoanuts.
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...My sister is marrying an organ thief. She says she wants a man after her own heart, someone who can de-liver her from her troubles, and who’ll take care of her two little kidneys after she’s gone.
As for me, I married a woman who had her face surgically removed. For love no nose limits.
(9 votes, average: 4.89 out of 5)Loading...If Jesus had been a chiropractor, would there have been millions of disc I pulls?
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I went to the hospital for a colorectomy and instead got a lobotomy. Now I half a mind to complain.
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(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...I broke my leg dancing. My new nickname is Saturday Night Femur.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...With the high cost of hair-loss treatments, it’s not just hairlines that are receipting.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I went camping in the woods, but my tent smelled like feet. It was a big musky toe problem.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...If a proctologist smells well, it’s because he wears expensive colon. As for urologists, they prefer eau de toilette.
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