Proctologists really know how to push my butt ends.
The most well-insulated part of the brain, aka cerebral Goretex™.
Never rush a decapitation. You don’t want to get a head of yourself.
Do you have a sore back? You are acting rather disc hurteous.
By mistake I went to Dr. Jack Kevorkian for cosmetic surgery. He recommended a noose job, said I’d be just like the youth in Asia.
NED: So, I was a guest at a Jewish circumcision.
NED: The hosts actually charged admission to watch, and made us line up outside!
NED: I couldn’t believe their nerve—such queue bris!
I broke my leg dancing. My new nickname is Saturday Night Femur.
If you wake up with a dinosaur penis, take Jurassdick measures.
Chernobyl radiation victims can no longer sue. There is a statute of limb-mutations. The defendants will be held armless.
Those with active salivary glands have the gift of the gob.