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Puns tagged ‘anatomy’:

03/25/15

What eye wooden do for a prosthetic eyeball.

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03/09/15

PRESSURE LUCK

Dear Pun Gents, 
I am looking for several slogans for a new mobile massage company in Ca. Will be tweeting 2-4X per week. View the website at elevateinhome.com
60-120 minute massages to your home, office, hotel door. No happy endings, purely legit. We are competing with two established companies, but adding extras like custom music playlists, in-home chef prepared meal. No sexual innuendo please. THANKS! ~David J

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. We put the rest in stressed
  2. Pressure luck
  3. We’re Hands Some
  4. Kneadful things
  5. Knot a Problem
  6. Above the Rest
  7. We knead your business
  8. We can help you with that pain ting
  9. Relax with real acts
  10. There Therapy
  11. Everybody must get hot stoned
  12. Shiatsu happens
  13. Go for a Tuina hand-wich
  14. Go for a Hot Cup of Jo [if you have a therapist named Jo]
  15. Rolfing makes me ROLFMAO
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02/22/15

Drunken hunchbacks are in a perpetual stooper.

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02/16/15

Which teeth can cut both ways? Bi cuspids.

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01/10/15

I don’t care if a major leaguer has unsightly skin blemishes. As long as he can throw a baseball, a pitcher’s worth a thousand warts.

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12/28/14

Do you have a sore back? You are acting rather disc hurteous.

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12/26/14

Hip pop dancers have dislocated pelvises.

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12/24/14

When a bosomy St. Nick appeared to me in a dream, I began questioning my Santa titty.

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12/23/14

Gangster Whitey Bulger has a con genital abnormality.

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11/18/14

I stuck my leg in an air duct. It’s my most recent in-vent shin.

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