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Fitting into size-19 shoes is the greatest feet imaginable.

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A man with a frisbee for a leg got a pedicure. That is today’s toe-pick of discus-shin.

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People who look at their butt in the mirror and see a wild boar may be suffering from an eye condition known as asspigmatism.

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I’m an ex-spurt on vasectomies.

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Cannibals like to de leg ate.

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Did you hear the pun about the crotch?

It’s a real groiner.

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Happy Chinese New Year: It’s the Year of the Snake. Hung Gay Fat Boy!

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Which marsupial fetus has its own email address? The womb@.

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It was hard when I gave up Islam to study proctology. They declared me a prostate.

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Those with bleached sphincters are scattered across the globe. It’s the dye ass pora.

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