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Zoomers are protesting that their Viagra is not covered by health plans. Some are calling for a massive insure erection.

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It’s politically incorrect to mock skin conditions. So choose your warts carefully.

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Most common pig injury? Sprained oinkle.

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My friend Grant had his skin forcibly removed. What a flay Grant violation.

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They opened a circumcision clinic next to an ice cream parlour. Aka Foreskin Robbin‘.

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Expecting dry skin immediately after a shower is a towel order.

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Van Gogh actually planned to mutilate himself a second time. Because he heard left ear is the best medicine.

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Anyone who can remove unsightly leg veins is varicose to my heart.

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Eye alone know what it’s like to be a cyclops.

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I went to the hospital for a colorectomy and instead got a lobotomy. Now I half a mind to complain.

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