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Puns tagged ‘anatomy’:

04/16/14

Don’t touch my elbow! Do it and I’ll have you charged with arm rubbery.

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04/06/14

Bottom feeters need an ass-kicking.

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03/07/14

Every time I scrape myself, I have a bigĀ cell abrasion.

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03/04/14

Bored? Try dissecting a testicle. You’ll halve a ball.

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02/15/14

Exhuming a corpse is ratherĀ updignified behaviour.

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01/14/14

The market for dentures is always fluct chew aiding.

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01/09/14

I will really miss being able to walk if my legs get amputated. It’s a case of a motional attachment.

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01/07/14

An ambitious man with oozing sores will always seek a fester way to do things.

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12/28/13

Which Native American princess would kick you in the nuts? Poke Cajones.

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12/17/13

When I do karate kicks I am a force toe be reckoned with.

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