If you tell someone “Nice jugs,” it’s a pour choice of words.
Wearing your headphones backwards may cause ear reversible damage.
I fell in love with an organ donor consultant. Alas, she brokered my heart.
In South America, medicine is so corrupt. Even joint replacement surgeries are controlled by the Columbian cartelage.
Men were forced to go completely hairless, during the Ballshavik Revolution.
Before you get on a motorcycle, ask, “Do I have my helmet?” This is a skull-testing question.
Which marsupial fetus has its own email address? The womb@.
Zoomers are protesting that their Viagra is not covered by health plans. Some are calling for a massive insure erection.
It’s politically incorrect to mock skin conditions. So choose your warts carefully.
Most common pig injury? Sprained oinkle.