It’s easy to spot an Orthodox Jewish transvestite. He Hasidic.
Which Greek philosopher had a boob job? Epictetus.
An amputee’s favourite subject? Bought a knee.
I totaled my Audi. Now it’s an Inni.
Motto of the Analympics: Stronger Faster Farter.
Ancient manuscripts confirm a disturbing conclusion: that ghosts will one day haunt your underpants. It was written about in The Dead See Scrotals.
Many people from the UK have pale skin. They’re like bleached Wales.
Anyone who swallows his tongue is guilty of ate speech.
My big toe is freakishly long. My friends call me The Shoenicorn.
Bored? Try dissecting a testicle. You’ll halve a ball.