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Puns tagged ‘anatomy’:

03/28/17

I’m afraid I will get old and wrinkly and loose face.

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03/23/17

Did Fred Astaire have to wipe delicately?

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03/20/17

People who lose control of their buttocks tend to squander their ass sets.

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02/28/17

My sister is marrying an organ thief. She says she wants a man after her own heart, someone who can de-liver her from her troubles, and who’ll take care of her two little kidneys after she’s gone.

As for me, I married a woman who had her face surgically removed. For love no nose limits.

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02/11/17

A dog with a big nose, aka a schnozzer.

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02/10/17

With Christmas over, Rudolph the Reindeer spends his time producing electricity. Sounds strange, but he nose watt he’s doing.

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02/07/17

Watching documentaries about Chinese organ thieves can be very heart to take.

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02/06/17

Politicians can be rather ticklish, when they’re up for a lick shin.

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02/03/17

The most well-insulated part of the brain, aka cerebral Goretex™.

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01/31/17

Swollen, pus-filled body tissue is certainly an abscession of mine.

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