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Puns tagged ‘anatomy’:

04/08/16

if you nuke your hair it microwavey.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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04/06/16

Lindt has a new chocolate ball; they call them Cocoanuts.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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04/05/16

Proctology guideliness are too doctor-anal. They could benefit from a bottoms-up approach.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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03/05/16

I want to sell my ears. Somebody offered me aural for them, but I won’t take any lobal offers. I’m gonna play the cartilage I was dealt. I gotta drum up some cash. The deal’s gonna be done tinnitus. Ring it through: I bid my ears, ‘audios‘.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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02/17/16

The go go dancer was fired for a legged incompetence.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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01/05/16

Organ thieves sell their goods to a body shop. Some offer free de-livery.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)
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12/15/15

Which country has the most women? The China.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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11/04/15

All my life I’ve walked around wearing one sandal and one boot. To me, this is a feet that has never been matched.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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08/21/15

Breast implants are Parton parcel of a celebrity career.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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08/15/15

By mistake I went to Dr. Jack Kevorkian for cosmetic surgery. He recommended a noose job, said I’d be just like the youth in Asia.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)
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