Nice butts take my breath away. I’m assmatic.
When the dictator of North Korea had a sex change, he also changed his name: Kim Un Hung.
Strippers are often infertile. The men are nudered and the women insist on being well-spayed.
When I stepped on a landmine, I felt defeeted. But there were violent protests in support of me – so I did enjoy some no toe rioty.
Some transsexuals are at risk of meninginas.
Is it true that having a big nose is caused by a rhinovirus?
The market for dentures is always fluct chew aiding.
Lung, lung o’ goo, I gave up smoking.
Before you get on a motorcycle, ask, “Do I have my helmet?” This is a skull-testing question.
I stocked shelves in a poorly organized department store. The experience left me with a rack/aisle disfunction