There was a lineup at the women’s restroom, and they were so upset there was talk of revolution, ie a queue des twats.
anatomy
Why did the bitter former sound-effects technician lose his hair?
Because he was an ex-foley hater!
I wanted to be an organ donor, but the doctors never de-livered.
Gangster Whitey Bulger has a con genital abnormality.
They opened a circumcision clinic next to an ice cream parlour. Aka Foreskin Robbin‘.
If you’re skin is pale, now is the time to go to Florida.
I saw some large proboscises in Baghdad. It gave me Iraq nose phobia.
Lung, lung o’ goo, I gave up smoking.
Pubic-hair wigs are traded on the merkin-tile exchange, but I think it’s just a front for the muffia.
Do eunuch actors get paid at the cast rate?