People who don’t use deodorant are threatening the b-o-sphere. Which is dangerous, because that’s all that separates us from odour space. I mean, they’ve already destroyed the nose-zone layer!
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Loading...NED: I have a foot fetish!
ED: Huh?
NED: Just call me Toe bias!
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(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...When men become priests, they often get tattoos on their bellies, because they are permanently ab staining.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...I fear both men and women. I’m a hermafraidite.
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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Ophthalmology puns make me glassy eyed. I don’t like vitreous humor.
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