My friend Michael is a comedian who’s donating his body to science. You might see him at Open Mike night.
Politicians can be rather ticklish, when they’re up for a lick shin.
Do skinny people generate very much garbage?
No – they have small wastes!
Did you hear the pun about the crotch?
It’s a real groiner.
Fitting into size-19 shoes is the greatest feet imaginable.
The largest rear end I ever saw was an ass tonne ishing sight.
Bottom feeters need an ass-kicking.
The pun about the man with the world’s longest shin? I’ll finish it tomorrow. Tibia continued…
You can trust a skeleton. They are bonified.
Becoming an expert nipple-tweaker is a trial-and-areola process.