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Puns tagged ‘anatomy’:

01/05/16

Organ thieves sell their goods to a body shop. Some offer free de-livery.

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12/15/15

Which country has the most women? The China.

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11/04/15

All my life I’ve walked around wearing one sandal and one boot. To me, this is a feet that has never been matched.

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08/21/15

Breast implants are Parton parcel of a celebrity career.

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08/15/15

By mistake I went to Dr. Jack Kevorkian for cosmetic surgery. He recommended a noose job, said I’d be just like the youth in Asia.

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07/25/15

Motto of the Analympics: Stronger Faster Farter.

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05/23/15

A punch to the side of the head, aka a knuckle ear missile.

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05/13/15

Staying at a rundown Motel 6 and picking up scabies is ass lice of Americana.

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05/02/15

WHO WANTS TO BE A BRAZILIAN HAIR?

Dear Pun Gents,
I am looking for a name for my Waxing and Beauty lounge that I am opening. I would like a pun off of something waxing-related: strip, wax, rip, smooth, etc. I do all body waxing and specialize in Brazilians! ~Cora, Milwaukee, WI

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Rip Van Pinkle
  2. VaJaycation
  3. Smooth Lover
  4. Baby got Wax
  5. Alablaster
  6. Hairoine [Heroine]
  7. Hair Her Roar
  8. Body House
  9. Hotbot
  10. The Beach Strip
  11. Jesus Shaves
  12. Brazilian Dollar Shavy
  13. Braz ma Tazz
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04/27/15

The breast reduction industry is a real juggernot.

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