If you write an exam in a freezing cold room then you might end up as a testicle.
Drunken hunchbacks are in a perpetual stooper.
Don’t touch my elbow! Do it and I’ll have you charged with arm rubbery.
An amputee’s favourite subject? Bought a knee.
By mistake I went to Dr. Jack Kevorkian for cosmetic surgery. He recommended a noose job, said I’d be just like the youth in Asia.
An ambitious man with oozing sores will always seek a fester way to do things.
NED: Was it was strange working beside the woman who had poseable breasts?
ED: Yes – it was quite the jugs-to-position!
Hip pop dancers have dislocated pelvises.
When police do fingerprinting, they have to search the whorl pool.
Most common pig injury? Sprained oinkle.