Someone put a stick in my eye. Now I have a stick matism. In fact they made a movie about my life and this incident: it was a myopic.
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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Lepers live and die by the sore.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I can no longer see my refrigerator. I’ve gone cooler blind.
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...It must be hard being colour-blind. It’s a purples-less existence.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...The most famous novel about glaucoma is a tie between Eye, Cloudious, and You Less Sees.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Shut-ins may suffer from Stuck Home Syndrome.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Those with low red blood cell counts may be declared anemia the state.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Nice butts take my breath away. I’m assmatic.
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