Footage of my colonoscopy is being made into a feature film! It should be quite the enematic spectacle.
The man with lockjaw was a jack of all trades, masseter of none.
Does boxing cause concussions? The evidence is spars.
The journalist refused to see a doctor. He didn’t want to reveal ass-sores.
Someone put a stick in my eye. Now I have a stick matism. In fact they made a movie about my life and this incident: it was a myopic.
Lepers live and die by the sore.
I can no longer see my refrigerator. I’ve gone cooler blind.
Do stutterers drive a hiccup truck?
It must be hard being colour-blind. It’s a purples-less existence.
The most famous novel about glaucoma is a tie between Eye, Cloudious, and You Less Sees.