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Puns tagged ‘medical conditions’:

04/03/15

Shut-ins may suffer from Stuck Home Syndrome.

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01/27/15

I can no longer see my refrigerator. I’ve gone¬†cooler blind.

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02/17/14

The most famous novel about glaucoma is a tie between Eye, Cloudious, and You Less Sees.

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01/07/14

An ambitious man with oozing sores will always seek a fester way to do things.

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06/28/13

Those with low red blood cell counts may be declared anemia the state.

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03/21/13

Nice butts take my breath away. I’m assmatic.

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12/07/12

TORAH HOLE IN HER

Dear Pun Gents, I am in desperate need of a punny roller derby name! I would really like a badass, mock violent one that has to do with me being Jewish or Diabetic–pretty please! If you can think of as many as possible that would be greatly appreciated. You guys rock, thank you! ~Elyse, Flagstaff, AZ

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Die! Abbey Tic
  2. Hebrewno Mars
  3. Jewlia ‘Wild’ Child
  4. Izzy Rails (Israel)
  5. Is Rolly
  6. Queen Insulina
  7. Jeru Slam!
  8. Ruth lass
  9. Blood Sugar Baby
  10. The Glucagoner
  11. Shiva-lry is dead
  12. Shiva LeBoeuf
  13. Little Prick
  14. Finger Pricking Good
  15. Synagogue Reflex
  16. Torah Hole in Her
  17. Type 2 Killer
  18. Judge Dreidel
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10/06/12

People with Restless Legs Syndrome are often skinny, because of poor shin control.

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01/12/12

IT’S HEART WORK

Dear Pun Gents, I’m doing research on the beneficial effects of exercise on the heart and need a title for a paper/presentation.¬† Only work appropriate puns, please. (Donation sent!) ~Kaavya, Cleveland, OH

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Ticker tape parade
  2. Get your heart on
  3. Exercise makes you heartier
  4. Exercise: a hearty meal
  5. It’s heart work
  6. You aorta know
  7. Cardi animals
  8. Ventricle treat? [trick or treat]
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12/30/11

Does boxing cause concussions? The evidence is spars.

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