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The journalist refused to see a doctor. He didn’t want to reveal ass-sores.

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Someone put a stick in my eye. Now I have a stick matism. In fact they made a movie about my life and this incident: it was a myopic.

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Lepers live and die by the sore.

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I can no longer see my refrigerator. I’ve gone cooler blind.

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Do stutterers drive a hiccup truck?

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It must be hard being colour-blind. It’s a purples-less existence.

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The most famous novel about glaucoma is a tie between Eye, Cloudious, and You Less Sees.

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Shut-ins may suffer from Stuck Home Syndrome.

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An ambitious man with oozing sores will always seek a fester way to do things.

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Those with low red blood cell counts may be declared anemia the state.

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