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Footage of my colonoscopy is being made into a feature film! It should be quite the enematic spectacle.

(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

The man with lockjaw was a jack of all trades, masseter of none.

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Does boxing cause concussions? The evidence is spars.

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

The journalist refused to see a doctor. He didn’t want to reveal ass-sores.

(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

Someone put a stick in my eye. Now I have a stick matism. In fact they made a movie about my life and this incident: it was a myopic.

(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

Lepers live and die by the sore.

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

I can no longer see my refrigerator. I’ve gone cooler blind.

(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

Do stutterers drive a hiccup truck?

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

It must be hard being colour-blind. It’s a purples-less existence.

(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)

The most famous novel about glaucoma is a tie between Eye, Cloudious, and You Less Sees.

(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)