The most famous novel about glaucoma is a tie between Eye, Cloudious, and You Less Sees.
Those with low red blood cell counts may be declared anemia the state.
It must be hard being colour-blind. It’s a purples-less existence.
People with Restless Legs Syndrome are often skinny, because of poor shin control.
An ambitious man with oozing sores will always seek a fester way to do things.
Shut-ins may suffer from Stuck Home Syndrome.
Nice butts take my breath away. I’m assmatic.
Is it true that having a big nose is caused by a rhinovirus?
How to promote Viagra in Muslim countries: “I’ll Lack Bar!“
Footage of my colonoscopy is being made into a feature film! It should be quite the enematic spectacle.