Lepers live and die by the sore.
I can no longer see my refrigerator. I’ve gone cooler blind.
Do stutterers drive a hiccup truck?
It must be hard being colour-blind. It’s a purples-less existence.
The most famous novel about glaucoma is a tie between Eye, Cloudious, and You Less Sees.
Shut-ins may suffer from Stuck Home Syndrome.
An ambitious man with oozing sores will always seek a fester way to do things.
Those with low red blood cell counts may be declared anemia the state.
Nice butts take my breath away. I’m assmatic.
Dear Pun Gents, I am in desperate need of a punny roller derby name! I would really like a badass, mock violent one that has to do with me being Jewish or Diabetic–pretty please! If you can think of as many as possible that would be greatly appreciated. You guys rock, thank you! ~Elyse, Flagstaff, AZ
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Die! Abbey Tic
- Hebrewno Mars
- Jewlia ‘Wild’ Child
- Izzy Rails (Israel)
- Is Rolly
- Queen Insulina
- Jeru Slam!
- Ruth lass
- Blood Sugar Baby
- The Glucagoner
- Shiva-lry is dead
- Shiva LeBoeuf
- Little Prick
- Finger Pricking Good
- Synagogue Reflex
- Torah Hole in Her
- Type 2 Killer
- Judge Dreidel