I just found out that my mother’s sister has been forced to work in a graveyard and I’m in diggin’ aunt about it.
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(3 votes, average: 1.33 out of 5)Loading...Does my Italian sister wear a lot of jewelry? Sì, bling
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...When I told my family I was becoming a yoga instructor they looked at me like I was a mat man.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My friend Emma has a family store. They’re afraid it will be taken over soon by Emma’s son.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My father, the deer hunter, loved to travel. I still remember his advice. “Go to Venice, son.“
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...My mother’s sister was bitten by a snake. I will carefully suck the poison. That’s the antidote.
(4 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...I come from a family of warmongers. I am belli bellicose to them.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I can’t stand my spouse’s family and she can’t stand mine. We’re kin dread souls.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I come from a proud family of accused murderers. Growing up, my mom used to remind us, ‘you can always depend on the kindness of stranglers.’
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...My daughter says she wants her eyes, lips, nose and smile to be surgically reconstructed at the cost of thousands of dollars, but I think she’s just going through a face.
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