Puns tagged ‘family’:
09/17/17
My father, the deer hunter, loved to travel. I still remember his advice. “Go to Venice, son.“
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...08/14/17
My mother’s sister was bitten by a snake. I will carefully suck the poison. That’s the antidote.  (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/07/17
I come from a family of warmongers. I am belli bellicose to them. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...08/03/17
I can’t stand my spouse’s family and she can’t stand mine. We’re kin dread souls. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...I come from a proud family of accused murderers. Growing up, my mom used to remind us, ‘you can always depend on the kindness of stranglers.’ (Rate This Pun) Loading ...02/27/16
My daughter says she wants her eyes, lips, nose and smile to be surgically reconstructed at the cost of thousands of dollars, but I think she’s just going through a face. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/24/16
Want to sleep with your family? Better use a nap kin. (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/01/16
I always get sick when my cousin Enza comes to visit. Last week, in flew Enza, and wouldn’t you know. (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...09/01/15
My grandma always gives me the benefit of the dote. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...08/18/15
Does my Italian sister wear a lot of jewelry? Sì, bling (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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