In Dubai, is it true the Shake Mo’Hammock orders his wife to rock him to sleep?
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(3 votes, average: 1.67 out of 5)Loading...Sick of hanging out with his aunt’s kids at family reunions, Newton went off and formulated the law of cousin affect.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...When I have to kiss my relatives at family functions, it’s like the coming of the pack o’ lips.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...My daughter asked to go tobogganing. I said “Not with that sleddy outfit!”
(6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...My grandfather once shoplifted a popular video game. Years later, they tracked me down and said “You shall pay for The Sims of your forefathers.“
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...My daughter says she wants her eyes, lips, nose and smile to be surgically reconstructed at the cost of thousands of dollars, but I think she’s just going through a face.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I always get sick when my cousin Enza comes to visit. Last week, in flew Enza, and wouldn’t you know.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...My mother destroyed my insect colony. Such ma-level-ant behaviour!
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I come from a family of warmongers. I am belli bellicose to them.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I adopted my child–in case it wasn’t a parent.
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