I come from a family of warmongers. I am belli bellicose to them.
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(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...My father, the deer hunter, loved to travel. I still remember his advice. “Go to Venice, son.“
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...My mom’s coat was stolen. It’s a mother-frocking tragedy.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...My friend Emma has a family store. They’re afraid it will be taken over soon by Emma’s son.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When I have to kiss my relatives at family functions, it’s like the coming of the pack o’ lips.
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...My mom is amazing. She told me, “Some women slow down in their fifties, but me no pause.”
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Dear Pun Gents, I need a team name for two sisters entering their first 5k obstacle. Both stay at home moms (29 and 33). ~Debbie
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Soeur Legs
- Sore-Already Sisters
- Sisters Have Mercy
- Twisted Sisters
- Stay at Homewreckers
- Drop The Mom On Ya
- SisTeam of a Down
- No Way to Race a Child
- Si Bling
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Why did the cannibal eat his wife and children?
He was familyished!
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...My mother’s sister was bitten by a snake. I will carefully suck the poison. That’s the antidote.
(4 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...I come from a proud family of accused murderers. Growing up, my mom used to remind us, ‘you can always depend on the kindness of stranglers.’
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