My friend Emma has a family store. They’re afraid it will be taken over soon by Emma’s son.
When I have to kiss my relatives at family functions, it’s like the coming of the pack o’ lips.
My mom is amazing. She told me, “Some women slow down in their fifties, but me no pause.”
Dear Pun Gents, I need a team name for two sisters entering their first 5k obstacle. Both stay at home moms (29 and 33). ~Debbie
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Soeur Legs
- Sore-Already Sisters
- Sisters Have Mercy
- Twisted Sisters
- Stay at Homewreckers
- Drop The Mom On Ya
- SisTeam of a Down
- No Way to Race a Child
- Si Bling
Why did the cannibal eat his wife and children?
He was familyished!
My mother’s sister was bitten by a snake. I will carefully suck the poison. That’s the antidote.
I come from a proud family of accused murderers. Growing up, my mom used to remind us, ‘you can always depend on the kindness of stranglers.’
I tried to avoid weighing my ‘oma’ on a scale, but it was too late — the grammage was done.
Sick of hanging out with his aunt’s kids at family reunions, Newton went off and formulated the law of cousin affect.
When I told my family I was becoming a yoga instructor they looked at me like I was a mat man.