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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘family’:

09/17/17

My father, the deer hunter, loved to travel. I still remember his advice. “Go to Venice, son.

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08/14/17

My mother’s sister was bitten by a snake. I will carefully suck the poison. That’s the antidote.

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08/07/17

I come from a family of warmongers. I am belli bellicose to them.

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08/03/17

I can’t stand my spouse’s family and she can’t stand mine. We’re kin dread souls.

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04/15/16

I come from a proud family of accused murderers. Growing up, my mom used to remind us, ‘you can always depend on the kindness of stranglers.’

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02/27/16

My daughter says she wants her eyes, lips, nose and smile to be surgically reconstructed at the cost of thousands of dollars, but I think she’s just going through a face.

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01/24/16

Want to sleep with your family? Better use a nap kin.

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01/01/16

I always get sick when my cousin Enza comes to visit. Last week, in flew Enza, and wouldn’t you know.

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09/01/15

My grandma always gives me the benefit of the dote.

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08/18/15

Does my Italian sister wear a lot of jewelry?  Sì, bling

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