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Does my Italian sister wear a lot of jewelry? Sì, bling

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When I told my family I was becoming a yoga instructor they looked at me like I was a mat man.

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My father, the deer hunter, loved to travel. I still remember his advice. “Go to Venice, son.“

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They gave my mother’s sister a speeding ticket, which hurts my fine auntses.

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My mom’s coat was stolen. It’s a mother-frocking tragedy.

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My mother’s sister was bitten by a snake. I will carefully suck the poison. That’s the antidote.

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My grandma always gives me the benefit of the dote.

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In Dubai, is it true the Shake Mo’Hammock orders his wife to rock him to sleep?

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Sick of hanging out with his aunt’s kids at family reunions, Newton went off and formulated the law of cousin affect.

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When I have to kiss my relatives at family functions, it’s like the coming of the pack o’ lips.

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