When I turn 40, I hope my sister doesn’t cry. I don’t want a mid life cry sis.
Grandma soiled herself for the umpteenth time. She’s up to her usual shit nan agains.
My mother destroyed my insect colony. Such ma-level-ant behaviour!
Want to sleep with your family? Better use a nap kin.
My friend Emma has a family store. They’re afraid it will be taken over soon by Emma’s son.
I just found out that my mother’s sister has been forced to work in a graveyard and I’m in diggin’ aunt about it.
Does my Italian sister wear a lot of jewelry? Sì, bling
When I told my family I was becoming a yoga instructor they looked at me like I was a mat man.
My father, the deer hunter, loved to travel. I still remember his advice. “Go to Venice, son.“
They gave my mother’s sister a speeding ticket, which hurts my fine auntses.