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When I turn 40, I hope my sister doesn’t cry. I don’t want a mid life cry sis.

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Grandma soiled herself for the umpteenth time. She’s up to her usual shit nan agains.

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My mother destroyed my insect colony. Such ma-level-ant behaviour!

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Want to sleep with your family? Better use a nap kin.

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My friend Emma has a family store. They’re afraid it will be taken over soon by Emma’s son.

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I just found out that my mother’s sister has been forced to work in a graveyard and I’m in diggin’ aunt about it.

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Does my Italian sister wear a lot of jewelry? Sì, bling

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When I told my family I was becoming a yoga instructor they looked at me like I was a mat man.

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My father, the deer hunter, loved to travel. I still remember his advice. “Go to Venice, son.“

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They gave my mother’s sister a speeding ticket, which hurts my fine auntses.

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