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Puns tagged ‘family’:

04/15/16

I come from a proud family of accused murderers. Growing up, my mom used to remind us, ‘you can always depend on the kindness of stranglers.’

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02/27/16

My daughter says she wants her eyes, lips, nose and smile to be surgically reconstructed at the cost of thousands of dollars, but I think she’s just going through a face.

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01/24/16

Want to sleep with your family? Better use a nap kin.

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01/01/16

I always get sick when my cousin Enza comes to visit. Last week, in flew Enza, and wouldn’t you know.

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09/01/15

My grandma always gives me the benefit of the dote.

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08/18/15

Does my Italian sister wear a lot of jewelry?  Sì, bling

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06/02/15

I just found out that my mother’s sister has been forced to work in a graveyard and I’m in diggin’ aunt about it.

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12/29/14

My mom’s coat was stolen. It’s a mother-frocking tragedy.

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12/16/14

I adopted my child–in case it wasn’t a parent.

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08/09/14

I tried to avoid weighing my ‘oma’ on a scale, but it was too late — the grammage was done.

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