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I adopted my child–in case it wasn’t a parent.

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I can’t stand my spouse’s family and she can’t stand mine. We’re kin dread souls.

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I just found out that my mother’s sister has been forced to work in a graveyard and I’m in diggin’ aunt about it.

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Does my Italian sister wear a lot of jewelry? Sì, bling

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When I told my family I was becoming a yoga instructor they looked at me like I was a mat man.

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My friend Emma has a family store. They’re afraid it will be taken over soon by Emma’s son.

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My father, the deer hunter, loved to travel. I still remember his advice. “Go to Venice, son.“

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My mother’s sister was bitten by a snake. I will carefully suck the poison. That’s the antidote.

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I come from a family of warmongers. I am belli bellicose to them.

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I come from a proud family of accused murderers. Growing up, my mom used to remind us, ‘you can always depend on the kindness of stranglers.’

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