I can’t stand my spouse’s family and she can’t stand mine. We’re kin dread souls.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...In Dubai, is it true the Shake Mo’Hammock orders his wife to rock him to sleep?
(3 votes, average: 1.67 out of 5)Loading...Does my Italian sister wear a lot of jewelry? Sì, bling
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...My grandma always gives me the benefit of the dote.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...They gave my mother’s sister a speeding ticket, which hurts my fine auntses.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I come from a family of warmongers. I am belli bellicose to them.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...My father, the deer hunter, loved to travel. I still remember his advice. “Go to Venice, son.“
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...My mom’s coat was stolen. It’s a mother-frocking tragedy.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...My friend Emma has a family store. They’re afraid it will be taken over soon by Emma’s son.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When I have to kiss my relatives at family functions, it’s like the coming of the pack o’ lips.
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