When I told my family I was becoming a yoga instructor they looked at me like I was a mat man.
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My friend Emma has a family store. They’re afraid it will be taken over soon by Emma’s son.
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My father, the deer hunter, loved to travel. I still remember his advice. “Go to Venice, son.“
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My mother’s sister was bitten by a snake. I will carefully suck the poison. That’s the antidote.
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I come from a family of warmongers. I am belli bellicose to them.
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I can’t stand my spouse’s family and she can’t stand mine. We’re kin dread souls.
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I come from a proud family of accused murderers. Growing up, my mom used to remind us, ‘you can always depend on the kindness of stranglers.’
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My daughter says she wants her eyes, lips, nose and smile to be surgically reconstructed at the cost of thousands of dollars, but I think she’s just going through a face.
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Want to sleep with your family? Better use a nap kin.
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I always get sick when my cousin Enza comes to visit. Last week, in flew Enza, and wouldn’t you know.
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