My friend Emma has a family  store. They’re afraid it will be taken over soon by Emma’s son.

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Dear Pun Gents, I need a team name for two sisters entering their first 5k obstacle. Both stay at home moms (29 and 33). ~Debbie 

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Soeur Legs
  2. Sore-Already Sisters
  3. Sisters Have Mercy
  4. Twisted Sisters
  5. Stay at Homewreckers
  6. Drop The Mom On Ya
  7. SisTeam of a Down
  8. No Way to Race a Child
  9. Si Bling
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I come from a proud family of accused murderers. Growing up, my mom used to remind us, ‘you can always depend on the kindness of stranglers.’

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When I told my family I was becoming a yoga instructor they looked at me like I was a mat man.

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