I come from a proud family of accused murderers. Growing up, my mom used to remind us, ‘you can always depend on the kindness of stranglers.’
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(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...I tried to avoid weighing my ‘oma’ on a scale, but it was too late — the grammage was done.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Sick of hanging out with his aunt’s kids at family reunions, Newton went off and formulated the law of cousin affect.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...When I told my family I was becoming a yoga instructor they looked at me like I was a mat man.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My daughter asked to go tobogganing. I said “Not with that sleddy outfit!”
(6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...My grandma always gives me the benefit of the dote.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I can’t stand my spouse’s family and she can’t stand mine. We’re kin dread souls.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...My grandfather once shoplifted a popular video game. Years later, they tracked me down and said “You shall pay for The Sims of your forefathers.“
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...I come from a family of warmongers. I am belli bellicose to them.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...When I turn 40, I hope my sister doesn’t cry. I don’t want a mid life cry sis.
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