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Puns tagged ‘murder’:

04/15/16

I come from a proud family of accused murderers. Growing up, my mom used to remind us, ‘you can always depend on the kindness of stranglers.’

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12/09/14

The magician nonchalantly stabbed his assistant, displaying remarkable slayed offhand.

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07/19/14

Infanticide is a horrific form of smotherly love.

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11/19/13

If you want to annihilate an encampment of clowns, don’t hold back: go for the juggle lair.

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08/02/13

I have no regrets about hurling Mr. Potatohead to his death. I yam what I yam.

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01/08/13

There is no truth to the rumour that Vanna White was found dead, disemvoweled.

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10/02/12

I’m bed to the bone – I committed mattresscide.

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09/22/12

Colonel Kurtz took a lot of measures to discipline his soldiers. In fact he spear-headed every one.

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