I come from a proud family of accused murderers. Growing up, my mom used to remind us, ‘you can always depend on the kindness of stranglers.’
Who was the murderer in Celebrity Clue? A: Reese, Witherspoon.
Colonel Kurtz took a lot of measures to discipline his soldiers. In fact he spear-headed every one.
The lazy priest had a mass idle tendencies.
I have no regrets about hurling Mr. Potatohead to his death. I yam what I yam.
There is no truth to the rumour that Vanna White was found dead, disemvoweled.
I’m bed to the bone – I committed mattresscide.
Detectives assigned to gun crimes should ask themselves “What was the killer’s Ammo?”
The magician nonchalantly stabbed his assistant, displaying remarkable slayed offhand.
Infanticide is a horrific form of smotherly love.