04/23/201807/09/2018 The lazy priest had a mass idle tendencies. Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
03/07/201804/22/2018 Detectives assigned to gun crimes should ask themselves “What was the killer’s Ammo?” Share this pun (3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5) Loading...
02/17/201702/17/2017 Who was the murderer in Celebrity Clue? A: Reese, Witherspoon. Share this pun (4 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5) Loading...
04/15/201604/15/2016 I come from a proud family of accused murderers. Growing up, my mom used to remind us, ‘you can always depend on the kindness of stranglers.’ Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
12/09/201412/09/2014 The magician nonchalantly stabbed his assistant, displaying remarkable slayed offhand. Share this pun (2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading...
07/20/201407/19/2014 Infanticide is a horrific form of smotherly love. Share this pun (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading...
11/19/201311/19/2013 If you want to annihilate an encampment of clowns, don’t hold back: go for the juggle lair. Share this pun (4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5) Loading...
08/02/201308/02/2013 I have no regrets about hurling Mr. Potatohead to his death. I yam what I yam. Share this pun (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading...
01/08/201301/08/2013 There is no truth to the rumour that Vanna White was found dead, disemvoweled. Share this pun (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading...
09/20/201210/02/2012 I’m bed to the bone – I committed mattresscide. Share this pun (4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading...
