I have no regrets about hurling Mr. Potatohead to his death. I yam what I yam.
The lazy priest had a mass idle tendencies.
Detectives assigned to gun crimes should ask themselves “What was the killer’s Ammo?”
Who was the murderer in Celebrity Clue? A: Reese, Witherspoon.
I come from a proud family of accused murderers. Growing up, my mom used to remind us, ‘you can always depend on the kindness of stranglers.’
The magician nonchalantly stabbed his assistant, displaying remarkable slayed offhand.
Infanticide is a horrific form of smotherly love.
If you want to annihilate an encampment of clowns, don’t hold back: go for the juggle lair.
There is no truth to the rumour that Vanna White was found dead, disemvoweled.
I’m bed to the bone – I committed mattresscide.