There is no truth to the rumour that Vanna White was found dead, disemvoweled.
I’m bed to the bone – I committed mattresscide.
Detectives assigned to gun crimes should ask themselves “What was the killer’s Ammo?”
The magician nonchalantly stabbed his assistant, displaying remarkable slayed offhand.
Who was the murderer in Celebrity Clue? A: Reese, Witherspoon.
Colonel Kurtz took a lot of measures to discipline his soldiers. In fact he spear-headed every one.
I have no regrets about hurling Mr. Potatohead to his death. I yam what I yam.
The lazy priest had a mass idle tendencies.
I come from a proud family of accused murderers. Growing up, my mom used to remind us, ‘you can always depend on the kindness of stranglers.’
Infanticide is a horrific form of smotherly love.