Puns tagged ‘murder’:
02/17/17
Who was the murderer in Celebrity Clue? A: Reese, Witherspoon.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...I come from a proud family of accused murderers. Growing up, my mom used to remind us, ‘you can always depend on the kindness of stranglers.’ (Rate This Pun) Loading ...12/09/14
The magician nonchalantly stabbed his assistant, displaying remarkable slayed offhand. (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...07/19/14
Infanticide is a horrific form of smotherly love. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...11/19/13
If you want to annihilate an encampment of clowns, don’t hold back: go for the juggle lair.  (3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5) Loading ...08/02/13
I have no regrets about hurling Mr. Potatohead to his death. I yam what I yam. (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...01/08/13
There is no truth to the rumour that Vanna White was found dead, disemvoweled. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...10/02/12
I’m bed to the bone – I committed mattresscide. (4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...09/22/12
Colonel Kurtz took a lot of measures to discipline his soldiers. In fact he spear-headed every one. (8 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5) Loading ... |
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