The lazy priest had a mass idle tendencies.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Detectives assigned to gun crimes should ask themselves “What was the killer’s Ammo?”
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Who was the murderer in Celebrity Clue? A: Reese, Witherspoon.
(5 votes, average: 2.40 out of 5)Loading...I come from a proud family of accused murderers. Growing up, my mom used to remind us, ‘you can always depend on the kindness of stranglers.’
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The magician nonchalantly stabbed his assistant, displaying remarkable slayed offhand.
(3 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Infanticide is a horrific form of smotherly love.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...If you want to annihilate an encampment of clowns, don’t hold back: go for the juggle lair.
(4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5)Loading...I have no regrets about hurling Mr. Potatohead to his death. I yam what I yam.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...There is no truth to the rumour that Vanna White was found dead, disemvoweled.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I’m bed to the bone – I committed mattresscide.
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