Mr. Potatohead went to the oncologist. They assured him “It’s not a tuber!”
The kid who microwaved his toy construction blocks ended up with Legoo.
I have no regrets about hurling Mr. Potatohead to his death. I yam what I yam.
Celebrity rumours: Yo-Yo Maw eats toys.
Confession: I’ve been eating my kid’s dolls, all hopped up on Barbie chew ates. But I Ken stop at any time.
I stepped on a toy plastic brick. It was Leg ow.
Is Thomas the Tank Engine trainsgendered?
Silly putty enjoys top 10 goo glee rankings.
I got into a yo-yo accident and now I’m in a whirled of hurt.
Hear about the Star Wars action figure defects? Kenner is recalling my toy Yoda.