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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘toys’:

11/16/17

I stepped on a toy plastic brick. It was Leg ow.

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05/01/17

Is Thomas the Tank Engine trainsgendered?

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03/12/16

Mr. Potatohead went to the oncologist. They assured him “It’s not a tuber!”

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03/08/15

Silly putty enjoys top 10 goo glee rankings.

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08/01/14

Celebrity rumours: Yo-Yo Maw eats toys.

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05/10/14

I got into a yo-yo accident and now I’m in a whirled of hurt.

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02/27/14

The kid who microwaved his toy construction blocks ended up with Legoo.

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02/19/14

Confession: I’ve been eating my kid’s dolls, all hopped up on Barbie chew ates. But I Ken stop at any time.

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08/02/13

I have no regrets about hurling Mr. Potatohead to his death. I yam what I yam.

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02/24/10

Hear about the Star Wars action figure defects? Kenner is recalling my toy Yoda.

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