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Puns tagged ‘toys’:

03/12/16

Mr. Potatohead went to the oncologist. They assured him “It’s not a tuber!”

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03/08/15

Silly putty enjoys top 10 goo glee rankings.

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08/01/14

Celebrity rumours: Yo-Yo Maw eats toys.

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05/10/14

I got into a yo-yo accident and now I’m in a whirled of hurt.

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02/27/14

The kid who microwaved his toy construction blocks ended up with Legoo.

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02/19/14

Confession: I’ve been eating my kid’s dolls, all hopped up on Barbie chew ates. But I Ken stop at any time.

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08/02/13

I have no regrets about hurling Mr. Potatohead to his death. I yam what I yam.

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02/24/10

Hear about the Star Wars action figure defects? Kenner is recalling my toy Yoda.

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